W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
4chans only OC currently, and b-believe me, I searched!
Look, this shouldn't be a hard sell; g-get a home cooked meal, just f-for you, from someone who l-loves you. Doesn't t-that sound nice?
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Sebastian Nelson
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
specialshit.com
twitter.com
Luis Adams
haha this fuckin sket is back
Thomas Sanchez
W-what is a sket again?
Xavier James
Belongs on /ck/
Robert Baker
whom?
Andrew James
means ur a bare hoe
ps that dress clapped
Connor Bailey
S-sorry, I belong w-where I post
Ian Morales
yay we get to see a decrepit old lady create another miscarriage of a meal. Are you cooking up another shitty thread?
Nathan Garcia
Hey, nice dress Alice!
They finally released a single from the new Death Grips album! I'm not really feeling it though. It's just not as experimental and feels kinda shallow. I doubt the rest of the album I going to be like that though because a few of their other albums had one song that sounded a lot more laid-back than the rest of them. You can see what you think if you want:
youtube.com
Henry Scott
*blinks* I'm n-not even 25 dear.
Anthony Miller
bro look at this dude uhju uhju wait till you see the f- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh EATJAHWQUIEHQWIUOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT THOSE LIPS HASJHJDHWRUI
Hunter Miller
fucking melt lmao
i bet ull pop a stiffy over this slag replyin to you
Chase King
Hm. L-let me take a look then
Evan Reed
25 decades maybe
Angel Sanders
bruh
Carter Sullivan
hi Alice.
I have but one small request.
Can you prove this is an original Jow Forums post and not some repost from /b/?
Like post your ID and whatnot (hate to do this sry)
Chase Hill
>patreon
Samuel Campbell
sage and reported
Robert Reed
M-my what? isn't it uhh
1goALrzi
W-well anyway, why d-don't you join me and pick a tea? That w-will prove it
Colton Rodriguez
TITS
OR
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
dumb roastie
Nathan Garcia
nigga I just wanted to discuss the new Death Grips song is that too much for a man to ask
Jayden Torres
N-no thanks
Adam Collins
u aint a man ur a fuckin poof
sort ur shit out blud
David Butler
That doesn't prove anything. You need to put it in the videos
Chase Lewis
GTFO weeaboo newfag roastie SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS
Nolan Davis
Holy shit i thought k-pop threads were cringe, this is far worse, Shoot yourselves
Grayson Turner
c'mon alice friend ... :(
tea won't cut it I need some sort of proof
pls just any reference to current thread
I'm a big supporter desu just want it all to be true
Luis Wood
Jesus lady! You've got bigger arms than me
Hudson Rodriguez
hahahahah oh my how embarrassing
Gavin Reed
D-dear, these were shot ahead of time.
No t-thank you
Brayden Taylor
Uh she pre-records the videos, otherwise she wouldn't be able to put them out as fast as she does
Dylan Adams
>roastie
uhh those shoulders say otherwise
Connor Gonzalez
i can tell u shag bare fuckin birds
Evan Price
>roastie
user, I...
Alexander Cruz
doubt you could get $46 a month for shitposting
Charles Brown
How would you rate this thread?
>Medium?
Really why?
>It isn’t rare and it certain isn’t well done!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
William Howard
fuck off then go suck some dick
Zachary Davis
couldn't there be a 2 second web video affirming ongoing threads?
In this age of technology shouldn't something be possible?
Henry Sullivan
I used t-to do them on the fly but BOY WAS IT HARD WORK
M-my shoulders are slender, t-try harder.
No t-thanks!
That one was pretty good. Props!
Alright, l-let's go over the instructions, shall we?
Preheat grill to medium high heat
cook for 4 mins after marinading for an hour
S-see? Isn't that easy? You d-don't HAVE to live on pop tarts and your moms food, anons!
Nathaniel Rogers
I don't know how much i weigh, but it's probably over 10
Jack Hernandez
Y-yeah, I've already done that.
10 years of age, d-darling.
Ayden Ross
You're definitely British
Landon Stewart
ur more embarassing than the slag
fuckin queer
Brandon Gutierrez
Alright, BEFORE WE START, let's go over the ingredients list!
What's Needed:
3/4c Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1 Clove Garlic,
1/8th tsp ground pepper,
1/2tsp cayenne pepper,
1/2tsp old bay,
1/8th tsp Aw Shit,
1/2tsp salt,
2 tbsp lime juice
Charles Reed
Oh I didn't know that. It does seem like hard work
Brody Price
L-listen c-claudius, i-i'm n-not u-underage y-you u-u-u-understand?
Austin Green
It's q-quite a bit of tediousness
Jace Roberts
>Roastie
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kevin Turner
Where can I buy Aw Shit?
Camden Morgan
Is there anything we should order?
>Yeah, a better thread.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
Sebastian Martin
At dickmart, aisle 69, it's next to fucknuggets and fiddlestix
Thomas Harris
Amazon or t-their store: specialshit.com
Alright, t-time to marinade the fish!
Marinade the fish for 1 hour, flipping halfway through!
Jose Moore
I don't think I have any 'aw shit' left!
Will 'jee wiz' do as a substitute?
Nolan Lopez
cooking with alice
Isaiah Carter
Joshua Walker
Y-you can mix paprika, pepper, chili powder, and g-garlic salt in equal parts if you d-don't have any
Brayden Thompson
fish again?
Ryan Turner
Aaron Gray
Daniel Cooper
F-fuck, i-it t-takes f-far t-too l-long t-to t-type l-like t-this
Elijah Thompson
Y-yes, I just bought a bunch of fresh fish
Jacob Jenkins
Michael Watson
Kayden Wright
Do you like fish sticks?
Benjamin Garcia
N-no, sadly not
Dylan Robinson
Mmmmm, fishe!
Easton Wright
G-glad you liked it
Leo Jones
what is that and why looks weird?
Thomas Jones
Jackson Myers
wew
Post more.
James Lee
You should tell your husband about this.
Josiah Miller
Post a close up of your eye.
Isaiah Wood
>> 5090948
I enjoyed it.
>What was your favorite part?
Easy, this post DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
Cameron Myers
some non-newtonian fluid yum
Nathaniel Gonzalez
glue it to your face so youll have both hands free
Isaiah Harris
Charles Adams
Dude isaac lmao
Kevin Reed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING STOP!!!
Ryan Mitchell
did you listen to the song yet?
Julian Phillips
M-my what?
No t-thank you.
Glad t-that you enjoyed it, sirs
Ian Allen
The guy who bought your kitchen assuming you don't live with your parents still.
Oh wait...
Jacob Peterson
1girl blonde_hair blue_eyes bow capelet character_name dress hairband looking_at_viewer ribbon short_hair solo wrist_cuffs maccha_(mochancc) alice_margatroid touhou-9af1155a
Adam Richardson
slurp a wurm out my twat
Luke Clark
I d-did...I k-kind of get what you mean.
*blinks slowly* T-this is my apartment dear, in midtown Manhattan.
That's m-me!
William Rivera
AHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOO
Luis Gomez
Women don't work in my country :/
Isaac Cooper
Ayden Hill
L-luckily, I don't l-live in such a country.
Camden Smith
>No t-thank you.
Why not?
Ethan Ross
Why do you type with a stutter?
Isaiah White
Christian Gutierrez
Hunter James
It's n-not the sort of thing I do.
Jace Cox
More jobs for people
Justin Parker
Caleb Watson
It's to check if you really are a 3dpd alice.
Isaac Lee
I guess women aren't people then, lol
Jacob Richardson
>Fewer people with jobs = more jobs
How is italy so woke
Luis Williams
She's shown enough to prove she's three dimensional.
And she's definitely PD.
Adam Powell
And?
*blinks* Huh? I work in finance and that makes zero sense.