Be me

>be me
>American (mostly Anglo)
>Christian
>hard core right wing
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>hate gays,immigrants,and most other minorities,
>hate women
>ware sunglasses
>MFW i realize i am the quintessential American
feels good to be a privileged white male

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>mostly Anglo
>not Germanic

gtfo

>Gets bare backed by jews.
Lol classic maga.

i think i get some german blood from my dad's side

yeah but its mostly on your hands

>be me
>be 100% Salvadorian
>be born in america
>get mistaking as a Mexican
I love this country but COME ON!

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*Mistaken

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Damn right

One could only dream

>be me
>American (mostly Anglo)
>Christian
>hard core right wing
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>hate gays,immigrants,and most other minorities,
>hate women
>ware sunglasses
>MFW i realize i am the quintessential American
feels good to roleplay a privileged white male

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But I bet your dick has been cut though.

>get mistaken as being less shitty than you actually are
why does this bother you?

damn jews :(

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So what's your job?

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neet

Ya fuckin blew it

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Wow you really are the quintessential American!

>American
>White
try again muttie

whiter than you mohammed

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seems more like a nazi

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you forgot the
>get shot

>MFW EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS SO ANALLY ANNIHILATED BY THEIR MUTTNESS THEY HAVE TO FORCE A REDDIT TIER MEME ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD.

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r*ddit's for amerimutts and krauts trying hard to be amerimutts

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>be American
>get mugged
>shoot the mugger in the face

>be erofag
>get mugged
>get stabbed to death because you don't have a gun

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>Be American
>Get shot by mugger
>Tip mugger

some mutt meme can be funny but for the most part they are shit. erofags can't ban't for shit.

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>be brit
>have pocket knife
>get shot by police

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>Be American
>Spout Reddit tier memes
>Complain about other people spouting Reddit their memes
>Get shot by niggers

Blow it out your ass mohammed.

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Aw, you’re insecure. That’s kinda adorable.

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>german blood

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>TFW never be 100% Anglo

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all Dixies are 30% sub-saharan african läl