Are there any other normalfags on Jow Forums right now? im bored and robots are whining about valentine's day

are there any other normalfags on Jow Forums right now? im bored and robots are whining about valentine's day

it's 1:37 am here
i wish i were asleep right now but alas

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>are there any other normalfags on Jow Forums right now?
yeah, there are.

>have wife, house, job
>as much of a mopey fucked up retarded faggot as I was when I was a jar pissing neet
I don't know what the fuck I am.
I guess I'm a normie.
Gotta have the "good sex" tomorrow. Hate that pressure.

any other normalfags on Jow Forums right now?
I fucking hate you guys, please let us have our own thing, just once.

>such a fuckup he can't even greentext
heh, good luck kidd.

Alright ill bite. Hey, im a normal fag. Whats up?

are you a normalfag user
i bet you are

nah tell your wife you don't wanna fuck if you don't wanna fuck it's simple m8

>on Jow Forums
>in 2019
>thinks he's a robot

this website isn't a safe space anymore, there are people like me oozing out of every thread. do you know how many threads i saw yesterday made by 18 year olds crying that their life is too hard?

go to some other chan. the strong overpower the weak. that's just how it is.

fuck off, my keyboard is shit

>making my wife cry on Valentine's
>again
I'd rather jam a pencil up my urethra to keep it erect.

what happened last time?

im spending my first valentine with my gf today but this relationship is sucking the life out of me

>are you a normalfag user
>i bet you are
yeah breh. I'm as normal as they come. Can't possibly get any more normal than me dude.

youre normal you faggot get over it
your innate desire to be a robot is just tribalism to help you say "something is wrong with me that i cannot fix so there is no point in trying :((("

>it's 1:37 am here
>i wish i were asleep right now but alas
Fuck OP you reminded me I was supposed to sleep today. I didn't realize the time. Welp, don't know if I should read more or try to sleep.

I went ballistic about parking downtown and went on a screaming fit.
Her fucking dad used to kick the shit out of her so she freezes up for fifteen or so minutes and then eventually breaks down. It's ugly.

>do you know how many threads i saw yesterday made by 18 year olds crying that their life is too hard?
Newfag detected. He hasn't seen the 15 year olds crying about how tough their life is yet.

>admit I'm normal
>OP spergs out
Well I guess at least you belong here with all the other autists. lmao.

>walks into thread
>"all robots get out, now"
>pulls out .44 magnum
>starts firing into the thread

REEEEEEEEEE NORMALFAGS GET OUT GET OUT

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you should beat the shit out of her dad then as a gift

not longer than 10 minutes, no

>is blatantly sarcastic
>reply to post genuinely
>this is considered sperging out
>calls the people here autists
>lmao

kill yourself
you're literally the Jow Forums version of pic related

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normalfag here, im just so type b that ive voluntarily quit out of all status games. virgin, might as well be a robot.

Normalfag here... ten days sober and can't sleep, trying to keep myself entertained. Figured I'd come see if anything at all interesting was happening on Jow Forums... just frogposters complaining.