Non-incels, post sexual experiences of yours ITT to rile up the resident incels

I don't get the hate for fat girls lul

Best sex was with a fat chick.

most recently
>ex starts being flirty
>ignore as usual
>12 minute csgo queue
>fuck it.jpg
>text back
>pick her up 15 minutes late
>listen to her bullshit
>can barely understand half what she says
>whyamidoingthis.mp3
>kiss her
>flapping her lips and biting mine
>start fingering her to get her to stop
>"oh user!"
>animemoans.wav
>finish her off
>whip dick out
>she gives shitty head
>decide to fuck her raw cause pull out game strong
>nut
>play ssbu till I can get back in my house
to think I could've been playing csgo instead of doing the equivalent of jacking off over the course of 3 hours

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I fucked a fat black girl off Plenty of Fish last week. It felt really good actually and her ass was big and firm. I once met a girl in NYC when I was 15 off omegle and I went and had sex with her and got blowjobs and I popped her cherry. I got a blowjob from my friend's sister. I fucked a Puerto Rican girl and popped her cherry and stuck it in her butt. I got catfished by a girl off OKCupid who used to be super hot but gained weight. My dick isn't that large but apparently it was the biggest she'd seen. We fucked a couple times and she loved to suck my dick but her vagina smelled rank. I took in a scrawny white girl who was friends with the Puerto Rican and she claimed I raped her but the Puerto rican insisted she was lying thankfully. That's about half the girls I've been with. I could get laid more if I put more effort into it.

One time my dick snapped like I can see it sometimes and it literally looks folded like you can see the edge of a right angle during sex.

I was raped by my uncle from age 4 to age 11.

Did you ever cum?

>have sex for first time
>expecting it to be an amazing lifechanging event that ill always be proud of
>its actually really disappointing
>almost unbelievably disappointing
>walk home from her house
>the whole 40 minute walk, think to myself
>"is that it?????"

One time I got back with a regular hookup after two years of not seeing her and she said during sex "fuck I forgot how big you are"

You're the equivalent of a Muslim going to a non Islamic country and enforcing your beliefs. Now fuck off
t. fucked 4 girls but dry for 6 months so incel

That's A. Because you jack off too much
And B. Because as a man you're the one who has to make it good

i dont need to do shit except play another 1000 hours of minecraft, girls are a waste of time and energy

unironically this
originally or-ig-anal

Got laid for the first time on Friday
Met a girl from a mutual friend, was coming for a 3 day weekend from out of state
Just snapping occasionally while driving and she tell me to drive faster and come to her place
Go home, shower, shave the pubes, then go to her place and fuck her raw all night
Proceed to have like 3 hour fuck sessions on Saturday and Sunday, and I sucked her giant titties til they bled
Was fucking awesome desu
She gave me mad hickies and everyone at work congratulated me.
Felt good bros

this one time I jerked off with a girl from /soc/ on skype if that counts

>shave the pubes
Why the fuck would you do that?

Enjoy being failures of evolution.

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by your standards? thats fine with me

>lose my virginity to the class slut
>we have sex 5 times total
>the first 4 she just rides me or lets me do missionary for about 15 minutes then says she's done
>the last time she lays on her side and impales herself on me from behind
>this awakens something deep inside me
>grab her hips and pull her all the way onto it
>go harder into her than the previous 4 times combinbed
>blow my first load for any girl as deep into her as i could reach
I heard a rumor a couple years later that about 3 months after this she had an abortion lol

No by evolutionary standards.

Riskiest places I've had sex;
on a public golf course
on the side of an A road
leaning out of a hostel window over a busy street on Saturday night
in a forest alongside a river popular with hikers
at a warehouse in this place I used to work

best sex I've ever had;
loving, intimate sex with my wife after we'd been away from each other for a few days

Had an 18 yo on a leash fairly recently

It my 5 inch rod look bigger, plus she gives head like a champ so I figured I'd be courteous
There is no better feeling than holding a bitch down while she squirms for oxygen

shaggers in
incels out
simple as

Ive fucked 42 girls. Will list every experience in chronological order if you guys want? Been accused of rape 2 to 3 times and have fingered like 10 more girls I didnt fuck and was accused of sexual assault by 1 or 2
Also 1 pregnancy scare some trannies and some limp dick experiences

Anyone wanna hear ?

>currently in a fwb relationship
>lost virginity at 16 (now 21)
>fucked someone 18 years older than me that I met in WoW
>done erp and all kinds of dirty talk online

evolution on a human level doesnt exist anymore.

I've been in the same relationship since 2008. This will piss off mostly everybody not just incels. Some of you got married and divorced since then. Y'all have kids you cant see. Lol

>tfw transbian and slept with more girls than the incels here
feels good man

This, except the addiction to vidya.
After many failed relationships i have reached the conclusion that girls are a waste of time, money and energy.

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That's bullshit. Humans will be completely different in one million years time. Evolution does not simply stop. You're a moron.

>Evolution does not simply stop
What are "dysgenics" for 500 alex

You also have fucked your endocrine system.

Sex is tedious as your job is to satisfy the women. Sure it's kinda hot, but if I want to nut, I'd rather skip the bullshit and do it myself. Maybe I just haven't meet "the one"

"Devolution" is still evolution. Birds used to be dinosaurs and ruled the Earth. Now they are a much smaller niche. In some ways humans have already devolved since we are weaker than our ancestors.

Only if you fuck a white subhuman woman. If you fuck a black or Puerto Rican woman it's like pure ecstacy.

I mean yeah that's kind of the point desu

Okay then, explain horseshoe crabs.

But why would they fuck a whiteyellow mix

Sorry to break it to you but i give humans as they are now 100 more years max, after that we will probably discard our biological bodies in favor of immortality in the cloud or taking over a robotic body.
Elon Musk said that in 10 years we can expect
great results from his Neuralink company.

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They've had no need to change because they found a niche. Doesn't mean they aren't evolving. Just at a different pace. Crocodiles and Alligators separated from eachother ninety million years ago genetically but they are only 22 million years apart by human standards. So just because organisms change at a different pace doesn't mean that evolution gas stopped. Demographic change and race mixing is evidence of modern evolution.

So the idea or state of being white is something one can lose if so it's completely social and not based on the real world and at that point your only shitty on her because she's most likely poor

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singularity when
give me a robot bod
let me experience transhumanism

They will. Black women are very sexual and I've heard some really like Asian guys. Asians are fucking black women in Africa nowadays

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You're still potato tier for thinking we are going to exist a million years from now.

No it's based on race.

MONEY you dumb fuck why do you think ppl hold whiteness above all else

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Yeah and you're a virgin loser so who would believe you?

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Explain race without mentioning skin colour

White people are mostly poor though unless you are counting jews.

It was a party i threw because i was moving away from this small town to a bigger city. She was hot and everything but a huge turnoff about her was her hair which was dyed a disgusting shade of blue. After i moved out i found out she told everyone i'm gay because i couldn't get it up. Most of them believed her cause i never had a girlfriend.

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WE won't but some different organism descended from us will. Even if most humans die out some will survive and change. We are an extremely populous species especially by mammalian standards and witj regards to our size.

nice to see the incels took over the thread

People who carry a certain set of genes which came from a particular part of the world.

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Bro that's normal. Just try again. When you have too much nerves your dick gets limp. It's common during your first time.

What are some sort of retard most of the wealthiest nation on earth are majority white thus more white ppl have on avrage have a higher quality of life education etc were as Asian and black are way poorer I know countries like China try to make them self's look good but more than 900million of them are still in extreme poverty

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nope between yellowstone, WWIII and our relentless destruction of species like bees, and major ecosystems critical to our survival like the amazon and great barrier reef, there will be nothing left but toxic smoldering ash. Enjoy this image I hope it haunts your nightmares forever you idealistic simpleton.

>be 18
>virgin
>big party on the beach
>drunk as fuck
>steal inflatable dingy to sleep
>2 girls start laughing at me
>idontgiveafuckimtired
>one of them get on me to take pics
>she touches my chest and notices i'm fit
>we chat a little bit
>she brings me into water and we start making out
>proceed to finger her
>dick still soft as fuck, too drunk+cold+nervous
Fast forward 10 years
>still virgin

You're fucking dumb I already said those "whites" are all jews. Quit clutching your pearls and go work at a soup kitchen you hooting filth.

>Me and ex had the house to ourselves once
>It's like the second or third time we've done it
>Loud as fuck
>Come at the same time
>On the ride home she tells me it was the first time she's have an orgasm just from penetration alone
>Spends the whole week reminding me of how much she loved it
Pretty big ego boost desu
She always bragged about how easy it was to come from me, and how big it was too.

They're mostly shit.
All fag shit too after I made grindr at 23 about a month ago.
>sucked some 18yo fattt in a car
>wanked him till he finished

>met with some 21yo that didn't look as hot as in the pic he sent me, was probably 17 in the pic
>he fucked me in the ass on his bed

>met a 20yo guy that looks 16ish and was gonna be fwb
>we fuck a bit but his 8" dick hurts my butt too much
>next day after I leave he says he loves me
>I say the same to him (I know it won't be serious but I just want a bf and am lonely af)
>still in the relationship now after a few weeks

Sue-do science my friend thier is litrally no distinct differences amongst humans or at least enough to warrant a tag such as RACE all those sets of genes are not unique to any group you'll still find black ppl with Asian eyes white ppl with wider noses and Asian ppl with green eyes
>inb4 IQ
It's nothing but a socioeconomic indicator

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gays and girls don't count, it's just too easy for you

White countries do tend to be much wealthier than any other countries except for a few in East Asia and a few oil rich states in the Middle East. In general whites are probably the richest raceif you don't consider Jews a race. Within white countries whites aren't the wealthiest demographic however it's just that white countries tend to be richer.

>Blood play with a girl I dated for a year
>Piss on a girl while taking a shower with her
>Got pissed on by a girl while taking a shower with her
>Hardcore bdsm with a girl
>One night stand with a girl
>7 person gang bang with frat brothers
>Got pegged by a gf
>Pet play with gf
>Furry sex with fursuits
>Cosplay sex. gf was sailor mars
>Caged my cock for a week than fucked my gf
>Vibrator controller while in public
>sex with a trap
>Sex with a man
>sex with 2 girls
>Sex in a tree
>sex on MDMA
>Cheated on gf for the trill of it
>Let my gf fuck another dude

I have done it all, and sex is not appealing to me anymore. If you want it literally go get it. it is not hard. The problem I see here is none of you fags are confident and spend all day brewing in self-hatred.

Meh. I guess it is easy. Tbh though its hard if you actually wanna be in a relationship with a guy that's actually hot. Been thinking I want a try women though because there are a few qts I see around.

Oh really? Then why can they tell what parts of the world your ancestors came from through a blood sample? You are full of shit.

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>implying and projecting i'm a virgin
>implying that it won't happen
Research a bit about Neuralink investors and other company's in relation to this field, only room temperature iq brainlets like you don't believe this is gonna happen in the next 20-50 years.
You think all the bilionares want to die of old age, almost all of them invest in this shit and they will buy a ticket to immortality as soon as its available, what you should be thinking about is if you're gonna have the money to purchase that ticket before you die.

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>"go and get it. it is not hard"

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fucked a big tiddy bitch when i was 13 and she was 16 (this is in scotland basically sodom and gomorrah), let me tell you no matter how much porn you watch you will never find the hole the first time

God that subreddit is awful

>be confident
>post on this board
Chose 1 nigger faggot.

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>pol tier graph
Doesn't tell be who made but hey ,
Still don't warrant the tag of "race" those are ethnic groups

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getting in a relationship with a hot girl is equally hard desu.
Although yeah, when it come to actual relationships with pretty much the same, but occasional sex is hardcore mode for an etero male who isn't at ultimate chad level.

We all know this board is for normies now. Normal fags are confident. I am sorry you are in the minority.

Jews only represent 10% of all the world billionaires and the other 90 consist of mostly white ppl explain

i drunkenly went to a prostitute and it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life
it felt really soulless
i went home and tried to hang myself on a tree in my backyard but the branches werent strong enough
i went inside and played wow until i passed out

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find me one picture of black ppl with Asian eyes, white ppl with wider noses and Asian ppl with green eyes. Races are derived from gene pools, and yes unfortunately IQ is genetic sweaty

>Y'all have kids you cant see. Lol
I have invisible children because my gfs are invisible. I don't know why you find this funny.

Bro don't kill your self that what the want you to do ,if you keep living I promise you'll see the light

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They are just converting, in a few years they will also have no confidence and spend all day brewing in self-hatred. We just need a new hero to guide them trough it.

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That's awfuI user

Wait but naigeria has more high IQ ppl that the entire population of Scandinavia

tell me about the trannies

source of info very much needed

Well some blacks do have Asian eyes so that's not a good argument but race does exist. Blacks have the most genetic diversity cause they're the oldest race. Blacks can also have epicanthic folds like Asians. One thing that should be kept in mind is that the same phenotype can be derived from multiple genotypes. For instance Australian Abos can have blonde hair but it's from an entirely different gene than the one that causes blonde hair in whites.

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Aww come on you can just google those things

>posts an Asian man with a perm as though that proves Asians can have Afros.
Source for the graph: The genetic relationships within the human race today (or at least of many major groups within it) has been published by L.L. Cavalli-Sforza et al, 1994, The History and geography of Human Genes, Princeton University Press. Chart

these are ethic groups the fact that they can still do and have the same genetic mutations as white ppl resulting in the same genetic expression mean thier not different races just ethnic groups Iam not arguing against different facial feature an arguing against the idea of race or races even in the name he says he's studying the genetic raltionships within the human race not races and even in some of his other works he doesn't defrentiate or create races just ethnic groups fren

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First had sex at 23. Girl then became my gf for 2.5 years, we had sex at least twice a week during that time. She broke up with me because of my alcoholism and other bad behaviors. Got back together in December 2018. I don't know how I got any of it to work, given how selfish and low - self-esteemed I am. I was in the right mindset before and am not now. But sex is pretty cool.