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You sound like one of them experiment kids who never left a room

Love a bit a Radiohead myself

More or less am. I get disability but I might lose that soon. Can't afford to renovate my room and even if I could I don't wanna be here so what's the point. Might as well leave it a shithole.

I'mThe same as u lad only I've got good GCSEs and a levels
Doesn't make a blind difference tho

Lad you need to change your name to sacked concrete pourer user.

You've been sacked from your civil engineer job, you've been sacked from your concrete pouring work, how far can you fall now?

>One of the worst things a man can do is beg for a job

It wasn't that when you phoned your dad trying to arrange the concrete pouring work for you. It was "dad please, I am about to be evicted for not paying rent and I have no money, I'll need to sleep in my mondeo"

Why are you losing disability?

Nice dream...
Nice dream..
IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH

>want a job so I can move out of parents' house

Didn't you anticipate you'd want to move out of your parents house at some point?

just finished shagging the gf lads

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Got it by miracle last time. Had no proof other that some fit notes I was mentally ill but got really good rates. Now they've sent me a questionnaire so I'm gonna have to fucking send that off and I doubt a GP letter will be enough proof and if I have a face-to-face assessment with the new company I've heard is super good at cutting down the rate of people on disability I likely won't get it.

Yeah but I didn't loathe living here back then. It's not that my parents are bad or anything. They're good parents. But I can't stand the thought that I'm still living the same lifestyle I was at 16 in the same room I was as a kid.

>Chinese

Alright SIC?

>20160417

Ah yes, "just".

Yeah but I don't get it lad, why didn't you take some kind of steps back then to prepare for the fact you'd want to be an adult at some point?

You're going to have to start now and it will take years.

You've basically got two routes you can take

>Access course, college and then uni. Probably six years before you graduate and then maybe another 2-3 years until you are earning enough to move out into a decent place.

>Teach yourself an in-demand skill like software engineering
Probably 2 years before you're good enough with enough of a client base to move out.

Plus you're used to not being arsed doing anything, your brain isn't capable of focus, it will take you months of blood, sweat and tears before you can forge the neural pathways that will let you concentrate on anything hard for an hour.

get a black sharpie and write NIGGER on her back

One of those days I just cannot stop pissing lads
One cup of coffee and that's the dam broke

My bowels arent having any of it lads. Shitting up my guts right now, it burns so bad. It smells kinda nice though.

ah yes this photo from 2016 really fucking proves it lid

>Yeah but I don't get it lad, why didn't you take some kind of steps back then to prepare for the fact you'd want to be an adult at some point?
Because I was depressed and people like that tend not to think ahead.

And I'm fully aware of how fucking difficult it'll be which is why I said it ain't happening. Just gotta hope I can live on disability and my parents' goodwill forever.

I didn't ask for your advice you normie faggot
Fuck off back to work

The fuck's with this weather lads?
I just biked to the local Co-Op in a t-shirt and sunglasses.
It's fucking February.
Someone get the fucking BBQ out!

get for pakis

for fuck sake lad you could have called moni a paki with those digits

Pretty awesome gets lad

shit get
85858

>Fuck off back to work

Will do.

RA, RA, RASPUTIN
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

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I finally get a get and it's about pissing
I wish I'd called moni a paki too

I can sense I have forgotten to do something important this week but I canny think what it is

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turn yourself in to the nonce hunters?

last slice of lemon drizzle cake

cat takes a fucking bite out of it so I have to throw it away because fucking disgusting

>timmy didnt thank that lad for the toni & guy gift card in one of his videos
rude bastard.

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Take a bite out of your cats arse as revenge lod
Kitty piddle cake

must be so cool to be a small indie game dev and make something that blows up and makes you a load of money so you can just make whatever the fuck you want after that

Don't worry gets don't matter on r9k, we have a more sophisticated culture

You need to call him a paki in every post from now on just incase.

mental that, cats normally dont like citrus things

ROWS OF HOUSES
All bearing down on MEEEEEE
I CAN FEEL THEM
their Hands touching MeEEEEE

While he's at it he can call him Amer rather than a truncated version of the girl he stalked

I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE THE ASIAN RIC FLAIR
BITCH I'LL SUPLEX YOU BY YOUR FUCKING DICK HAIR

my cat is like a goat, will just eat absolutely anything. have to either wash dishes immediately or lock them away somewhere

Still can't get over that t-shirt Poley ordered himself, what a fucking state.

Anyone else only urinate in actual toilets rather than urinals?

I like to use toilet paper.

barbos does not like this post

I like to squeeze it like a Frube and dab a piece of toilet paper on the tip to avoid the drip.

>owning a cat
the quickest way of detecting a shit person

like this?
youtu.be/yQxwbZsL14Y
based australians, fucking love these 'team cherry' devs

>Making snap judgement about people based on nothing
nah this is

>Britfeel threads getting all the good gets AGAIN

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doesn't matter to me, but if one of the lads goes into a cubicle I'll yell "what hiding your small knob in there?" then dazza will laugh

Same. Do most normal people just walk around with piss in their boxers?

creased about it tbhwu

Very feminie. Girls love talking about farts

aaron u mentalist
theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/feb/22/alesha-macphail-teenager-named-as-aaron-campbell

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Yeah he's undone years of trying (and failing) to seem like a woman

cats are scummy animals
thankfully based foxes are making the UK uninhabitable for them

hahaha mad man actually dicked her hahaha

foot hurts lads

TAKE THAT BACK, CATS ARE FRENS!!!!!!!!

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Lads these magazine model kits are fucking costly
Build the terminator for 8.99 an issue (weekly) for 120 issues
So over a grand to build a model terminator
Seems fuckin mental to me

>tfw will never race up a country lane in coupe with dazza, bazza and gazza
>tfw will never 'do' a cyclist and push him over into the hedgerow

>even on a small Scotish island you could get raped and killed by a drug dealer
what kind of sentance will he get since he's 16?

FIRST ISSUE ONLY 3.99 WHAT A BARGAIN

You can buy the complete sets and the magazines direct from the publisher
Some of them go for 900 quid

Like that robot magazine scam a few years ago.

>lad built the millennium falcon from one of those kit magazines
youtu.be/M6xOn398gJk?t=454
go to about 7:30

Gonna have a bottle of buckfast lads and none of you can stop me

So are the models worth the over a grand cost? They must be high fucking quality or they are charging too much for a shit magazine

no they're not. they're are really well detailed but you can get nice kits and more detailed replacement parts a lot cheaper

>what kind of sentance will he get since he's 16?
quite bad i would imagine, especially considering the fact that he tried to blame someone else for it

Never built a model myself but seems like a fun hobby desu
Any good place to buy em or good beginner kits

A couple of life sentences at least. I don't know how Scottish law works so whether they're consecutive or serial I can't say.

>The court heard Campbell lifted weights and could bench press 50kg
Fucking wee rent boy. He'll get murdered in prison anyway.

>it's illegal to release the name to the press if he's under 18
>unless the press really really really want to know
not complaining though hope he gets done in prison. Family are fucked too

Right. I've just contacted the beta IT guy who got me fired, and offered him a fight outside the site on Monday morning.

He's too scared to meet me I guess, because he says he won't meet me.

Any ideas lads?

>Any ideas lads?
have you tried meditation?

Just talked to a girl I haven't talked to in person since November. It was really awkward and we both talked over each other. There was also a few seconds of silence where neither of us said anything. I know it's a small step but it gets me closer to getting out of this hellhole.

Confront him in person, not hiding behind your phone like a girl.

>not only has he got you fired he's now going to contact the police and have you questioned
honestly lad just accept you lost and move on

airfix starter kits, you can get a spitfire, paint and a brush for 5 quid in some places

>and offered him a fight outside the site on Monday morning.
People dont do this after school mate.

Alpha males wouldn't accept a loss over a phone you spastic. Go back to working in Tesco.

Brilliant posts lads.

The sword of Barbos is bestowed upon you.

>not having a list of emergancy topics to bring up in moments of silence

drew my mate's dnd character, is a drow cleric, what do you think anons?

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>alpha male=violent retard
learn to walk away

I am violent.

>The teenager's friends told the court he had a "dark sense of humour" and had once told a female friend he might kill one day for the "lifetime experience".
what are the chances that he posted here?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-47330774

>Go back to working in Tesco
Go back to working at all you fat NEET.

cor imagine her serving in barbos' favourite tavern as a toilet slave

Just makes you an idiot with low impulse control. The world is full of chavs and roadmen and scum that will smash your face but that doesnt make them 'alpha' or anything good

>16
hope not dont want any underagers here specially if they're murderers