/britfeel/

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Friday night choons edition

youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

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youtube.com/watch?v=s5VwbHzyLec
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twitter.com/fightrow/status/962102448285351936
youtu.be/zBlaVPBmhKE
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCVds_Q3WE
jowforums.com/thread/51123335/anecdotes

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

first for 16 year old nonces with terrible shirts

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Kevin White
Kevin White

jowforums.com/thread/51110782/anecdotes
looks like she's going to do the sexy standing up dance move
HNNNNG

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Is he /our zoomer/?

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

Fun time watching STD and Supernatural, what are you wankers upto?

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Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

scrub banned wetherspoons orders to the table and now left the meets discord after they ripped the piss out of cola

what a crease

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

drug dealer who raped and killed a kid
no

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

What is it about effeminate little gayboys going after trannies?

Looking at you Scrub and Mayuri.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

bit of footie
bit of wrasslin
bit of drinking

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Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

jowforums.com/thread/51110782/anecdotes
What are doing tonight fren and why/who is that boomer with the astroboy jacket?

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Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

Yeah must admit I'm not into drugs.

Joseph King
Joseph King

Keep typing away lad I didn't see you at the meetup. I left the discord last night you mong

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

keep orbiting my son

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Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Corr lad sounds like a proper lads night in wahey

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Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

sofi a very lewd, god I wish I was that smol microgentelman
drinkin a couple of ciders with tunes on in the background and I have absolutely no idea. probably just hired entertainment?
how about you lad? I hope you have a nice night

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

I did NOT get angry
I am NOT seething

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Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

It's weatherfu user getting angry you're competing with him.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

how about you lad?
Smoking weed and binge watching comfy cheesy shows but I might play some total war later on.

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James Williams
James Williams

Well done to weather bitch for beating scrub to Cola's bussy,
a lad who made plasticine Pepe's and cried at the meet.

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Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

cried at the meet
I thought we agreed not to mention this?
But thanks. Glad to know I won't be going out with you lot again.

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

enjoy ur devil lettuce lad
my chad brother used to be obsessed with those games, which one?

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

cried at the meet.

fucking howling mate what went on

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

Pure seethe mate.

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

I don't want a place to stay
Get your booty on the floor tonight
Make my day

also contributing

youtube.com/watch?v=rdlvPe959Ck

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Nathan King
Nathan King

I'm sat here laughing at the keyboard warriors who's head I'm living rent free in. Not had this much attention in years lids I should be saying thanks.
It's not weatherfu he came to the zoo he's a chill guy

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

Is this going to be another good thread for lore?

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Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

cried at the meet.

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David Jenkins
David Jenkins

I'm not crying I'm laughing
ha ha rent free
please stop mentioning how I am a tranny chasing mongoloid
Next you'll be saying "Thanks for the (YOU)'s"

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Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

He literally didn't cry at the meet

T. birmingham meet attendee

Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

You are confusing "living in your head rent free" with mocking you in the thread because you are a pathetic mongoloid.

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

He didn't cry at the meet he was limited on time due to public transport and didn't feel that great so he left early. The actual state of you discord fags

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Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

If anyone has the uncensored version I will pay 20 bob for it.

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Jack King
Jack King

All this drama calls for a return of milk cat.

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Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

Chink speakers, did I do the joke right?

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Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

Should I have a wank to Sophie Turner or would that bother SP?

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

Bad weather bitch kills himself from all the bullying

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Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

discord boogeyman

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

The fuck Is going on, I don't know anymore. You all keep referencing secret discord. You have turned this place into an attention whore paradise and I blame cola.

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Tranny chasers on damage control

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Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

I'm not on the discord lad, not my fault he cried

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

spending all your free time obsessing over people and talking about them in the thread
Haha only for the bants lids hehe

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

I try to keep up with the happenings in the thread but this seems like something only a handful of people know or care about

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Going to crack open another coke zero and watch this shithole of a general burn down for good.
RIP.

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Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Why was he crying then?

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

even more gold from the meetup. two tranny chasers chasing cola and someone crying in a wetherspoons.
fucking
gold

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Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

Anyone got the infopic on tomorrow's meet? I don't want to get the wrong location.

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

A significant amount of the posts here are made and shilled by a group of people in the Manchester meet thread. The yasin posts, moni, the ones today etc

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

BRING ME PICTURES OF WEATHRFU

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Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

State of these meetups lads

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

Wasn't this guy on Battlestar Galactica? I liked him

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Which one of you wants to help me get an Asian gf?
Will interpals help?

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

Peaked at the London meet. It really did.

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

fucking lol
can I have some orangutan facts?

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

WATASHITACHI KAGAYAKITAI

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Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

tranny chasers chase trannies
trannies deny chasers
tranny chasers deny chasing trannies

Got a proper tongue twister going on here lads.

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Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

Which meet was this then? Is hard to keep up these days

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

it's the discord posters
it's definitely not anons who are sick of meetup fags shitting up the thread

If you have attended a meetup you are officially a normie.

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

you alright scrub! you were pissing yourself at them before the meet you fence riding cretin

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Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Be glad to meet any of you lads again. Good time

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Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Milk cat truck has arrive

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Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Who has Scrub upset so much? It doesn't make sense. All he did was sit in a car.

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

He doesn't mind, bit of a cuck that lad

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Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

Anyone got the infopic on tomorrow's meet? I don't want to get the wrong location.
The Leeds sculpture no longer exists

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Ayden King
Ayden King

Medieval 2 total war
Yeah he's a demon in Supernatural and much more

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

see
Then see

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

State of your weak swimmers

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Julian Carter
Julian Carter

Birmingham meet would have been great without that gremlin Yasin

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

I was thinking it could be SP on a mad one but who knows

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

Women ruin everything, even if they're trannies

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

If you think it's me you have brainlet tier detektiv skills

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

Tranny chasers, I have a question.
Is it gay to shag a tranny balls up?
You all deny being gay, but I was wondering if you draw a line at shagging em balls up.
Balls down I think is fine tbqhwu

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Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

They're olympic swimmers actually

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Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

alright then lads, lets leave this scrub bloke alone and get some cheese going!!

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Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Nah, I disagree. Was fun to see all that COPE from Poley. Thanks for that one Yazim.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Asian girls give you sexual diseases lad.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Didn't Poley confirm the meet is cancelled

James Anderson
James Anderson

does it bother anyone else when asians wear coloured contact lenses? is this how blacks feel when sjws and vegans have dreadlocks?

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

tfw never found out who this guy was

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Reading about this guy is pretty scary. He seems otherwise totally normie.
If he is capable of what he did, what could any of us be capable of?

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Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

alright SP pipe down I was only speculating

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

Why did Mayuri publicly admit to being with cola, why not just keep his prison gay tranny fucks hush hush for the sake of his dignity

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Leave it to n-bombs to feign anger over shite like that

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

They aren't, barely even white, you on hrt or sumting lod?

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

What a worse a GOBLIN or a GREMLIN?

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

He looks Jewish.

Typical /britfeel/ anti-semtism.

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

With Poley ban-evading, what was he even banned for?

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

I don't care at this point, but thank you for looking out for me.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Don't let the bastards get you down SP, you have threadfrens.

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Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

the guilt got to him? anyway let's change the subject.

Logan Young
Logan Young

Looks

His Jewishness was confirmed

Jason King
Jason King

I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY WITH THE STATE OF THIS THREAD. I DECLARE WAR ON COLA AND ALL OF HER ORBITERS.
that's it, we officially have a civil war in britfeel. join me lads, we can rid the thread of this plague if we work together. i want you to join me. i want you to fight for me. i want you to fight for britfeel.

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James Butler
James Butler

SP is a top lad. Wish you the best hombre.

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

just feels a bit lame lad, they think it looks cool but everybody knows its fake and that's rather cringy

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

No let's stick with it.
Why does Mayuri think he can pretend this never happened?

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

we've all had much worse ay lad. I'm pretty good at just leaving the thread these days
<3

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

I spoke to a police officer about noncehunters today and apparently they are widely disliked by police.

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

He unironically tried to but Cola spilled the beans because he likes the attention and drama.

He even told Cola to shut the fuck up about the date and then Cola told everyone and dumped pics, big red flags that but he still kept with her lol.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

We already know what you're capable of, your bf gets you to groom young boys.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

Hey Moni since I'm literally the only person interested in going can we make the meet time like 2:30 or 3 instead?

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

Has anyone seen my Porsche? I could have sworn I parked it here

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

It's fine to pretend it never happened, but why admit it in the first place

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

poley said we shouldnt ruin his job by ringing vodafone so that he wont be here anymore
he wrote on his blog that he got seen browsing here at his work desk

you know what to do

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Just going to give them shit whenever I can tbqh.

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

They would be hated by the police, it shines a light on the fact that police do absolutely fuck all rather than encouraging shitskins and fags to join them.

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

Haha you are such a cool person user!!!! Pathetic and bitter attempt to turn my words against me HAHA how COOOOOOLL OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNNYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
no

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Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

being prison gay
but even once.

William Garcia
William Garcia

chika what college are you in
pls be my friend

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

order 66 on cola, pisstroopers unite

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

Because they risk losing cases in court for Facebook likes. Noncehunters are ego maniacs, helping children is a side thought.

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

sik fookin anime nonce
thesun.co.uk/news/8484779/alesha-macphail-aaron-campbell-killer-fortnite-youtube/

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Parker Harris
Parker Harris

I'm surprised 'paki grooming gangs' became a scandal.

Why did it suddenly become a thing in the 2010s. Why was there a 15-20 year gal in-between everyone knowing about it, and it being officially acknowledged

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

jowforums.com/thread/51110782/anecdotes
Forgot to reply to you buddy. Thank you for this, I'll give it all a listen

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

I kind of want to try Metro Exodus, anyone played it? any good?

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

What has happened to this thread

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Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

Why did shagging 14-16 year olds become socially unacceptable in the 00s?

It's evident that it was widely tolerated up until the 90s, so what changed?

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

what about your flatmates?
from a twitch stream it seems alright, I enjoyed last light.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

what do you even call that face shape? god how ugly is he

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

so what changed
moralfag libcucks

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Goblins. Gremlins can be cute.

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Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

is mrs brown the most sucessfull tranny ever?

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

same tbqh boi

Easton Green
Easton Green

have you ever been in so much pleasure just from being alive that you let out a sigh

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Lily Savage m8

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

love her bros
youtube.com/watch?v=s5VwbHzyLec

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

What goes through the mind of a tranny chaser, is it just pure defeatism and desperation?

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

What the fuck I can't believe ebin thinks a hitman is after him

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Adam Baker
Adam Baker

You're an ugly flat arsed bloke

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

That was literally back in 2017, catch up lad.

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

When you think you're life is bad just remind yourself you're not Edgbaston.
Meet up with another pathetic discord orbiter and spend all day at a zoo posting images of it on /britfeel/ for the chance to shag a bloke with a granny hair cut who's been well used by other lads including a greek manlet and consistently whores himself out for attention

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Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

What goes through the mind of a tranny chaser
childhood trauma and tren

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Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

pretty sure i know this guy, think his name is Dan but I could be wrong

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

I dont care about your stupid feud fuck off

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

Really makes you think lads, doesn't it

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Asher Miller
Asher Miller

I think it's a lot easier to just remind myself that people like you exist.

Tyler King
Tyler King

He's a uninormie with mates that what he told me, he even goes out clubbing/pubbing with them.

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

There's a really really really cute Asian girl in my local spoons. drinking with a few people. She's with some people.
Fucking hell. She is so cute.

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

it less stress bro

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

There is a 0.0001% chance that bus timetables in High Wycombe are intentionally scheduled to coincide with Tim's piano playing

There is a 0% chance that Cola/Tilde/Kat/Poleaboo are women

They are literally more delusional than Tim

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

Yeah so does the "depressed isolated loner" Cola

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

Gaped cummy boiholes and domination

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Luke Price
Luke Price

the women have already started their fetishising of the kiddy killer

Brody King
Brody King

The article was written by a bloke

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

handsome

kek, scots must be ugly as fuck

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

I spend 22 hours of the day in my room but you still call me a normie. What do you want from me?

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William James
William James

that one user desperate for women to find this nonce attractive to prove some weird point

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

what did you get called a normie for then?

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

Havent wanked today laddos

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Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

haven't wanked for three days

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Banging your mum for the 2 I'm not in it.

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Had a wank before going to work because I woke up early as fuck and couldn't get back to sleep.
Now i'm getting on the beers.

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Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

ah ok, I jsut wondered tbhq

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

my mum is ugly as hell.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

Should share my Tiffany Cappetoli folder with you one day

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Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

imagine being so pathetic that you orbit someone that post anime girls or a bloke in a dress on a Jow Forums general haha

truly pathetic, i never thought the brits were this low

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Logan Cook
Logan Cook

the one article he posts was written by a man

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

brits
you should see the generals on /int/

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

Truly wish I had a Cappetoli tier gf tbqh.

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

If she's at wetherspoons on a friday night then she probably isn't gf material user

Juan James
Juan James

I'm such a loner!!!
So depressed and isolated!!!!
Goes out with mates every weekend
Dated over 7 men in the last year (had to have an STI check)
Actually friends with uni mates and flatmates

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Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

Not including girls I've known she might have been the person I've wanked most to

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Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

Basically he even has a boyfriend

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Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

How do you know girls you big normie

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

The first post ever on Jow Forums was made by... Wait for it...
A tripfag!
Anonyfags btfo

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Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

Just go up and introduce yourself to her.
It's fucking easy. I wish I could go out on a friday night with some of you and show you just how easy it is to talk to women.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

not him but did you never wank to the girls in your classes at school?

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

That's the cutest thing, pure miss moot

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Adam Young
Adam Young

Well...I dont know any now, but I used to in my normie days

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Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Great! I'm excited to hear what you think. I don't get to talk to many people about Wednesday Campanella.

Kayden White
Kayden White

Just go up and introduce yourself to her.
It's fucking easy. I wish I could go out on a friday night with some of you and show you just how easy it is to talk to women.
t. man who's never been out

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

I wanked to the school slag a couple of times yeah, but it wasn't a regular thing and never done it since. She wasn't pretty but had a proper slutty dick sucking look and big tits. She wanted to suck me off too but I pussied out

in my normie days
Wahey go titlad. You can always get it back

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

i'd just like to say I wasn't a normie and never will be.

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

titlad
nah not him just have some tit pica saved

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

She looks perfect lad. Wanna marry her now.

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

whats wrong with going to spoons with your friends on a friday night?

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

looking good ladies
then walk away

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

drinking alone since 6pm on a Friday night.
She's perfect.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Bit hit and miss so far but there are some gems in there, thanks. Did you post this song in the thread a while ago? I remember listening to it and not liking it, but I do now..
youtube.com/watch?v=W6Iv7O9qAHg

Have a recc, you might know it
youtube.com/watch?v=BVf41DSaLe0

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

It's sad the Leeds meet isn't happening as I was 100% going
Oh well

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

Got a sweat on lads wew

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

at least she doesn't drink alone every other night like me.

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

Should I approach her. She's at a table. Two Romanian looking couple and another white guy.
She's a similar to hep b but better.
Might down my 7th pint and go over.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Might down my 7th pint and go over.
ah yes I'm sure they'll loved a pissed up Brit interupting their evening

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

ALRIGHT LADS DO YOU WANT A LETHAL DOSE OF MORPHINE?

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

just discovered a great new band
see they're on tour near me
tickets sold out
Bummed me out

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

went to a whole company works drinks at the hilton earlier
sat in the corner on my own, drank 5 free beers, and didnt talk to a single person

Ryder King
Ryder King

That's a shame ah well though you have their albums which you can listen to privately without letting us know

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

spoons report

qt Asian girl sitting at a table of nom whites

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Sneak a photo at least

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

listen to privately without letting us know
Just not the same though is it pal

youtube.com/watch?v=X453ABUQ2rM

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

sitting alone in my rented flat report

reasonably drunk
this, creepshot or riot

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Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

Fucking hell what a shit band

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

I might be am obsessed creep but I am not Poleaboo

John Lopez
John Lopez

tfw not lrish

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

Take a photo of the pub in general then or even just your drink. After all you didn't.. just fabricate sitting alone in a pub, did you?

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

reasonably drunk
I'm getting there. Only 3 cans but got some whiskey

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Luis Butler
Luis Butler

90's wrasslin looks so grim

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

She's a person next to me on the bar
Think her Romanian friends are saying I was perving on her. fuck

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

29 seconds between my post and yours, assuming you didn't click on it straight away even less. Not enough time to make an evaluation

Post a pic of flat please

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

strawpoll.me/17483558
strawpoll.me/17483558
strawpoll.me/17483558

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

same just cracked open my fourth
careful with the spirits lad, they are the work of the devil
also that girl is very qt

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die GIaser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schones Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so gross
Nachts, da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey

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Jack Allen
Jack Allen

Some of it looks very dated but it has it's charm
that girl is very qt
she's also very dead because the guy killed her about ten years ago

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Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

who's doing the latter, don't play attention to the argie bargey posts

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

Are you a newfag? Shut in is a pub lad he goes to spoons all the time

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

Name a better moment in a video game. I'll wait.

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Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

just knocked my beer lover by trying to stand on the rails to take a photo.

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

I.. I mean HE.. he's a pub lad.. he can't take a photo because...

David Cox
David Cox

dead because the guy killed her about ten years ago
Time for a news report lad give us the details?

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Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

It really is pathetic
And to do so on here of all places

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

Good excuse to post this apu lad

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Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

she's also very dead because the guy killed her about ten years ago
not in wressalin but irl? they look in love, this is asad
dis 2 sponfeed pls

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

apu shadow

Nice detail

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Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

He was a roided up nutter with the brain of an 80 yr old Alzheimers patient due to multiple concussions. Killed his wife, kid, and then himself. Even though he was an intense guy no one thought he was capable of this and the WWE even ran a tribute show because they assumed it had been a home invasion/robbery gone wrong. Horrible thing and dont think the wrestling business ever recovered because it was huge news and made the company look awful for not looking after wrestlers medically

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

just had a good wank to asian lasses

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

after pissing I have moved closer down the bar to the table with Romanians chink and white. I'm building the courage up. She's is really perfect. Glasses and cure face.

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

walking through the outskirts of liverpool
down a road of flats
see one of those basements with stairs going down outside the building
basement window has a neon sign saying girls girls girls
should i have gone down lads? reckon its safe?

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

it sounds horribly seedy and probably full of junkie whores

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

On the Basis of Sex wasn't that bad, lads. Quite enjoyed it despite it being an SJW movie. Mostly cause I wanna fuck that rabbit. L

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

MY NAME IS SCEA I AM IN A WETHERSPOOONS

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Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

Did your mummy enjoy it?

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

how much would you expect to pay for something like that?

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

ywn get pissed up with Shut In and flirt with chinks

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

I've no idea lad. If you're a soft lad you might get ripped off though

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

ShOw mE yOuR wAtcH

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

what do you reckon are the chances of me getting stabbed?
for the record im definitely a soft lad

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

fuck man, that's so asad. I guess at least they got a kick up the arse to start treading those guys like human beings.
never having a fred chad take you under his wing is a big sad feel

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

How do i find a job? Nobody wants me, man.

I have a 1st class in psych and a pgcert too (with distinction) but it's not enough. Nobody will hire me

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

Anyone else in this thread ever had experience with gangstalking?

Cameron White
Cameron White

LADS KEITH FLINT GOT HIS FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

you will have to get a job at a call centre or subway or something

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

shut in shy user tbqh

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

WWE even ran a tribute show because they assumed it had been a home invasion/robbery gone wrong.
based lol they have lots and lots of werid fuckups like that

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Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

talking to a tranny shagger

Nevermind.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

DM you heard of the bugez?

youtube.com/watch?v=cuVJ-4_WeU4

Nathan King
Nathan King

U FOOKIN WHAT

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Juan Hall
Juan Hall

Shut In has been proven to be a fantasist (and over such a benign, pointless subject). SCEA at least posts photos.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

China town /britfeel/ lads night out when?

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Turns out that shut-in doesn't leave the house to go to the pub. Who could've worked that one out??

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

Ive tried for shitty jobs too, dont get me wrong. I've worked in a fucking stock room for crying out loud, im just so depressed about it all. I wish i was a better candidate

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

You're trying to make me drunkenly take awkward photos. I am my taking for it. fuck you lads.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

But he went to Tawian and has a hep b chinese gf?

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

What the fuck? Why don't you get a job in psychology or as a teacher?

It's not as if you're that idiot with the masters in history and no plan. You're qualified to do stuff.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

wish I could go to taiwan

bloody normies

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Why don't you get a job in psychology or as a teacher?

lmao

psychology is maybe the most oversaturated career field. I did it for A level and by the time I finished knew that there was no way I could pursue it at a higher level and actually expect to ever have a job in it.

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

no, seems based though
youtube.com/watch?v=WfzHZp_s_pc
that time Undertaker was attacked by terrorists
on the whiskey now lad wahey

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Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

You can. I recommend Kaohsiung. city with a beach and not too much like Taipei

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Apparently fuckin not pal. To work in Psych you need more degrees, MSc and PHd (i hated the msc, it was so disorganised that i asked to graduate early). Just couldn't stick it out.

Teaching says i need better maths, i never did well at that in high school (it was my own fault really) and only have int 1, need int 2 min. I get it, but it sucks. I did look into it.

Colton Young
Colton Young

Why don't you go to Taiwan, what's stopping you?

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

Also i applied for grad schemes, past all their psychometric testing but must have bombed the interview phases, which sucks.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Yes my mummy did enjoy it haha

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

I'm too scared to leave my house ffs

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

youtube.com/watch?v=nywHBrTM_jU
right before or atter the london bombing

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

I believe it was filmed just before but shown a few days after.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

I think he likes to exaggerate to make himself seem more interesting.
Based Patrice

Charles Green
Charles Green

You sound like a loser mate. Everything worth doing is very competitive. If you aren't prepared to compete you'll always fail.

Madness. Can't you just go and do the maths qualification at college?

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Yeah i've sent in an application and im waiting to hear back, just feels fucking awful that i even have to. Never really ever wanted to struggle financially and be a teacher, but it's better than unemployment. Hopefully ill get a full ride for a teaching degree, or it's more SAAS debt.

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

it's too blurry to make out her beauty. I think I got caught trying to take this. You ruined my chances.

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Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

You can book a ticket, book a taxi to the airport and pack your bags without leaving your house.

Then all you need to do is get from your house to the taxi and get from the taxi to the airport. Then in the airport walk a bit and get on the plane. By the time you're on the plane it's too late to turn back. Bang, you're in Taiwan and you just need to get on with it.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

Where's this coming from? Shut in is a good lad

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

there's competitive, and then there's psychology

might as well try to become a celebrity

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Haha you 100% did. That guy is looking right at you.

Fair enough if it's really that bad. You need to pick your battles.

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

Is it that much of a struggle? Thought teachers got paid about 25k a year. It's not megabucks but I'd put that above struggle level.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

bunch of blokes physically orbiting one woman
You never had a chance mate

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

moni looking like the babadook wahey

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

ahaha madman
pls not get to whisked

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

Fuck this I'm running out of spoons to get a kebab. will see you guys in an hour.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

Average starting salary in England is 19,600. After TEN YEARS it gets to average of 28,700.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

i see this thread everyday what does it mean.

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

Back home and straight into bed. Early night for me lids.

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Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

It means that I wanna fuck the bunny known as Felicity Jones.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Dont have enough to get really smashed, only a couple of drinks really. How much you had tonight m8?

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

British alcoholics and trannies

David Stewart
David Stewart

yeah but what is the point, venting?

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

4 pints of dark fruits so nothing mad. Only with rum do I become an absolute madman

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

This kebab shop isn't halal.
Proud 2bbwkebab

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

Fucking rejects always meet at a Spoons. Go to a decent pub for once you cunts.

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

It's just nice to have a thread to post in with other Brits. Regulars become familiar with each other and it's like having real friends. And yeah somewhere you can bitch about life

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

Getting fucked up on ale lads wahey!

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

non halal turks

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

Fucking hate nonces, simple fookin as

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

Think I have a ingrown hair above my lip, when I rub my lip I get a sharp pain

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

or maybe Kurds

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

third time o forgot to post photo

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Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

stab the cunt m8

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

i'm somewhat of a brit, so i guess ill stick around.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

i'm somewhat of a brit
what did you mean by this?

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Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

He's a sausage and egg short of a full english

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Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

dark fruits
based and hetropilled. You going away this summer?

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

i am british, but i act like an american
also i currently live in new york
i guess my british ways have been changed by others.

Joshua King
Joshua King

mummy and daddy will book something for a couple of weeks I imagine but they have said I should neet until I get my mental health into a better place

Brayden White
Brayden White

I just want to be with you, Alison. I can't stand the thought of you being alone in bed tonight without me there. I'll come round tonight if you would let me

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

more like a trve roman bread short of a trve roman

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Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

l just want to be with you, Alison. I can't stand the thought of you being alone in bed tonight without me there. I'll come round tonight if you would let me

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Leo Jones
Leo Jones

finally ready to sit back and spark up
can't find my joint

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Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

I want a fucking kebab. I could get one but:

I've already eaten tonight

and

I don't want to go out to the kebab shop, it will be full of drunk people and I am stone cold sober and tired.

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

perhaps if you perform a ganja mating dance the weed will roll toward you?

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

sunday plans cancelled

Genuinely gutted. I was really looking forward to that.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

WE'RE THE SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC MOTHERFUCKIN REPUBLICANS

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

more like a trve roman bread short of a trve roman
nicely done

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Eli Price
Eli Price

Final reminder for the Leeds meetup tomorrow

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Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Any of you lads tried online dating? Most of the sites are grim as owt

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Connor Smith
Connor Smith

If you're anything like me you'll end up eating it, falling asleep, and feeling like absolute shit. Kebabs always knack my stomach. Count is as calories saved, get yourself something tomorrow when you'll actually enjoy it.

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

I gave up on it ages ago tbqh.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Solihull is alright considering it's stuck between Birmingham and Coventry. Not really worth bragging about though.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

I live in Solihull

lmao

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

Hey britfags, what do mean when you say "nonce"?

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

its been a long road
from the kebab shop to here
it's been a donner time
but the shish is finally here

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Yeah I'll be there check discord.

Aiden James
Aiden James

you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

found my joint
this

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Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

Britain is such a class ridden society

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

nonce
means pedophile. Back in the day in prisons they were classed as 'not on normal courtyard excercise' because other prisoners would attack them

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

youtube.com/watch?v=7AIg7Zq1-B0

DUH-DUH DUH DUH

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

A fucking pedophile. Also used as banter between friends.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

how we doing tonight goys

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Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

why can we no longer think of the British Isles, without the word "paedoph" in front of them?

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

going through porn folders
notice I have loads of pics/vids or one particular model from a bunch of different sites
realise it's because she looks like my old oneitis
damn it

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

Post oneitis

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

tfw my parents named me wally
dickheads always asking where I am and pretending they can't see me or find me

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Owen Turner
Owen Turner

Nah. Model's name is Hannah Clayton. Oneitis always had short hair though

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Isaac James
Isaac James

UPTOWN WALLY
HE'S BEEN LIVING IN AN ASDA TROLLEY

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

parents called me daniel, the quintessential virgin name

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Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

All in your head, treacle

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Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

One person is confirmed for the meetup

So don't be shy about attending, if you were on the fence

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

LOL lads. I am currently terrorising the IT bender who got me sacked via phone call, and he's not answering anymore so I've began the text messages. He's not had the gumption or bollocks to come to the workplace since he went to HR to get me sacked.

Asked him to meet me next week in the car park to sort it out but he's a massive pussy.

In fact, he's sent me a poLICE crime reference number via text msg for fuck sake! That's the level of BETA I'm dealing with..

He can avoid me voluntarily, sure, but I will wait all day on public land to find this beta bitch and take my pound of flesh.

Every aspect of life seeks equilibrium, and I've not taken my pound of flesh.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

'ard as a fackin' lollipop you iz mate

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

youtube.com/watch?v=9yEjT_pIkhU

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Post screenshot of the messages

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

Can't beat the oldies; proper music.

youtube.com/watch?v=4L7WTpxcPfQ

Banger.

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

I'd really rather nobody else turned up.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

Ok.. bear with me...

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

I swear you faggots are the biggest normies on Jow Forums, never seen anything Jow Forums-related discussed here, it's all soap stars, football, meetups and complaining about joblessness, you're not even weird, nerdy guys, just NPCs who are slightly more miserable than the average guy in the streets

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

might be cause its britfeel sunshine

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Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

Fackin liberty

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Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Respectfully sir, I request you SHUT IT YOU FACKIN SLAAAG

David Cook
David Cook

Shippy is a right Norris

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Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

Love how Danny Dyer is now embraced as the King of the Queen Vic. Proper national treasure he is, lads.

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

Scea! How's it going mate? You still want to be Christian or what?

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

SS 1..

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Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

and now I have the feels
fucks sake lads

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

You're an unbelievable retard fucking hell

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

SS 2...

Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Tim is a NICE lad.

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Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Apologise to him, advise you had a breakdown and you're going to deal with it, visit a doctor and seek help.

You're a better person than this, I've seen the good in you.

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

good grief, the state of this thread

what is it with norfnrs and their obseession with the word nonce? stupid, simple, inferior people

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

Why is the number xxxxxxxx?

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

You're going to prison for this.

James Morris
James Morris

Danny Dyer is underrated kino and a great ponce filter

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

fucking howling mate stop thinking you're ard and picking fights for no reason you absolute specimen you

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Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

Why the fuck is SCEA giving it large as usual fuck sake hahaha

Robert Price
Robert Price

every action has an equal and opposite reaction
wawawaaaa

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Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

You still want to be Christian or what?

Mate. I am a Christian. I've just not had the time. But I have sinned and I will be born again, seeing as I am now sacked, I will have time to love my Jesus.

Brayden James
Brayden James

See this problems that I'm based AND redpilled

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

I am a Christian
doesnt even know the difference between priests and vicars

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

if scea was the bigman he says he is he'd post the phone number. stop hiding behind the hardman act you absolute freak

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

The whole thing is probably fake desu

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Nightwalk user called him out and he scurried away like a pussy

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

doesnt even know the difference between priests and vicars

At the moment I don't mate. But I need to learn.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

He can avoid me voluntarily, sure, but I will wait all day on public land to find this beta bitch and take my pound of flesh.
Every aspect of life seeks equilibrium, and I've not taken my pound of flesh.

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Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

tfw ambulance said when I had panic attack I have high blood pressure
only mid 20s
No idea why lads

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

Based and christpilled my friend

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Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

h-h-he actually typed this out

LOL

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Fuck you mate. Jesus will love me more than you.

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

why did you turn down the fight from nightwalker user?

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

I'll pray for you and me brother

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Robert Price
Robert Price

Stay strong brother user

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Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Jesus was a fucking beautiful man mate.

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Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

Shurrup lad get a grip

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

I like that picture brother. Glory be to the father and to the son

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

Can't we just simmer the fuck down and have a nice Friday night in lads?

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

jesus was jewish

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

That's a based and pilled picture can I please save?

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

posting edited texts to make your life seem more interesting
wew

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

tbqh lad I am having a nice friday night after work.

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Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

can I please save?

Be my guest friend.

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

He broke away from them lads. He's a saint it's not that hard to understand

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Noah Perry
Noah Perry

source on that my lad ?

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Can't tell if SCEA is a genuinely mad bastard or just someone pretending to be one.

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

www.anonsmum.co.uk

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Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

f-fuck you got me user

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Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Love being an alpha BAKA.

Don't fuck with Tim.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

ignoring any posts calling you out
just fuck off

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

you do realise you've just handed him evidence to give to police in form of those texts right

mong

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

finishing off a bottle of cheapo white wine lids

what you up to

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Working. Just been laughing at some woman who had all mechanical engineers working on a machine that she thought was broke, justturns out she was pressing thestop button to try start it.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

Every now again I'm reminded of Aniki's death and I get really sad.

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Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

fuck wrong (you)
read above

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

I'm on my wagie break browsing a few boards and listening to music, watching anything tonight lad?

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Interrupting to point out at tagged is the only pure website left on the internet

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Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

listening to music and playing vidya, hope you're havin a good night lad

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Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

its amazing how you can identify brits. fucking ugly fucks

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

Watching meh tv shows

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

Just finishing my booze. Bit sad tonight laddos

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

I'm watching a few music documentaries
keep up the good work lads. Hope you stay comfy
lp here by the way
inb4 someone says whos that, am i no longer relevant lads!

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Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

lp here
alright you big gay

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

oi oi is this sp by any chance
or one of you other scallies

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Might make a fake chad dating profile and catfish roasties for a laugh.

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Levi Ross
Levi Ross

LETS OPOEN ANOTHER ONE LADDSS

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

Fuck. I mean just wow
highly recommend a listen to this under the influence

youtube.com/watch?v=iPSQQ-sbxlA&index=3&list=FLoEPnORb7HML-pLy2IXrLfw

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

ok whatever but check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=y5wkebBCwAE

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

is this sp by any chance
nah just some other twat. Have a good one lad

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

you do realise you've just handed him evidence to give to police in form of those texts right

Mate I've served jail time; I break the law every day, zero respect for it. - the 'law'. Drove my car on the way back from my sacking today - a 2.2L Mondog at 145MPH on the way home.

Before my days are 'out', I will kill a congregation of the filthy bastard poLICE as payment.

I will take my pound of flesh. Call me a terrorist.

John Ward
John Ward

and you mate
one of the reasons I could never enjoy k pop is I dont like listening to music in another language

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Oh and while I'm here I want to say scea is hilarious
the most so of britnormies characters
and you should all relax and not take it too seriously

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

respect ofr you going postal

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

I've been away for a few days, why did you start a spat with the IT guy?

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

Watched this anime called Heavy Object last night, any of you seen it? It's about two bros that take down metal gear.

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Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Metaru gear!?

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Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Deffinition of alpha IMO - flying on a motorcycle with impunity :

youtube.com/watch?v=kfBHAGyZ2QI&t=0s&list=FL-G14Poa1QrEY39QnY-ANjA&index=38

Need to pull my finger out and be like that good lad. Those lads don't GAF.

100PC respect.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Mate everyone on here knows you lie to strangers on the internet. No one thinks you're an alpha.

You're just an unemployed concrete pourer.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

Its like i am seeing the version of me if i lost the plot. You are a good lad scea and my ethics allow me to sit back and laugh. Do the right thing and let it go, you will regret it when you are sitting in a jail cell

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

lets open another can anons, lets fuckign go

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

Do the right thing and let it go,

No mate.

you will regret it when you are sitting in a jail cell

Jail cells are comfy AF.

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

Probably a jail cell is literally comfier than that shitty room you rent.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

SCEA are you going to end the IT cunt?

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

fuckin lol who did this then

//boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/86085631#p86085631

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

wewwwwwwwwwww steady on big lad

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

need a dump badly but dont have any tp lads
any ideas

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

Paki style.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

Didn't know Timothy James Byrne's Dad killed a woman fucked her decapitated corpse but it explains a lot.

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

Probably a jail cell is literally comfier than that shitty room you rent.

Having experienced both, my rented room's more comfy. That said Jail cells can be comfy as well.

I'm in two minds mate. Firstly I've worked non-stop for five months - I've developed a substantial bank of money and I could do with a holiday. Amsterdam seems like a good catch..

On the other hand I don't appreciate bitch, beta males, and I feel the need to make them pay, with my fist or a piece of rebar.

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

who did this then
probably you

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Take Hannah to Amsterdam lad.

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

Jail cells are not comfy

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

I would say the same thing, but no
never mind, i found some
that was a regular anal birth
my tummy hurts now

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

SCEA reminds me of a lad who was trying to prove to me how hard he was by saying "I like hangovers, I enjoy being dehydrated and having a headache, I like the sick feeling in my stomach. It's brilliant."

I just laughed at him.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

tfw too stoned to even begin to work out todays trip drama

Unusually warm out tonight lids

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Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

Actually mate. I do. I do like hangovers to a certain extent.

Never got the 'sack' for feelong rough....

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

I do like hangovers to a certain extent.

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Noah Williams
Noah Williams

NACHO NACHO MAN
I WANT TO BE
A NACHO MAN! ;)

ALSO I
AM NACHO MAN ;)

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Bullied kid ends up getting beat up and then shamed for sticking up for himself all over the internet
Same thing happened to me, I finally stuck up for myself and got my face fucked up and then painted like the bad guy, lets just ignore years and years of bullying because he's cool

Hope everyone but us get cancer and die slow

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Currently having a poo.

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

What u on about lod? U OK?

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

Take a poo a selfie then otherwise you are larping

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Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Last cigarette then bed. Need to stop drinking tbqh

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

im alone on a friday night again and very bored

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

Time to have a wank lid

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Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

Just a video going viral of a skinny white boy pushing a much bigger guy and getting knocked out, the beginning of the video is cropped out and it's so obvious the white boy is being bullied and cornered but the majority of the people sharing it are black so obviously they're going to say anyone who calls out the white dude is in full defensive fake aggressive mode is just racist

Boomers always give the terrible advice,and I received the same advice when I was a kid, that if someone is bullying you just throw hands with them and they'll respect you. Which is really stupid advice because the average person will get knocked out with one or two good clean punches and it's more likely to be the bullied kid then the bully

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

ive done that already several times today

i am a masturbation addict

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

Just a video going viral
share?

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

hang on a sec I'll find it again

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

Riveting stuff lads keep it up

Justin Price
Justin Price

streamable.com/kzhz2

nervous
camera man laughing at him
nervous push and instantly backs up
all you do is talk shit bitch
gets knocked out

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

steamable
1 view
thought it was 'viral'? Where's these comments?

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

You can't be this dense

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

youtube.com/watch?v=54z8E8y2ukE

tfw you'll always sail your ship alone

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

Looks like I am. Going to bed keep seething over retarded yank shit.

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

I've saved and uploaded it from an archived thread on gif, it was uploaded to snapchat first then spread all around twitter

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

I believe you lad. Good night.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

A woman in university is a red flag

opinion?

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

Im trying my best to care lad but its just two kids fighting in the bogs at school

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Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

All women are red flags lad. Simple as.
Dont kjow why I buy so much vimto and Ribena. Barely like black current squash but it at least gets me drinking water innit

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

You asked me to get it for you though now you're having a hissyfit because I didn't link you the source or because the other lad called you dence but I don't have the source I found it on twitter, search 'knockout and filter to recent and a ufc fighter has uploaded it mocking him as well as several other pages and fightrow which is now deleted twitter.com/fightrow/status/962102448285351936

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

only source is a deleted twitter
but yeah reeee the blacks etc

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

You think it's about that as opposed to being angry at some bullied kid being mocked all over twitter

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

Different user

The other one went to bed

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

some bullied kid
that's an assumption you've made

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

It's pretty obvious, I've been there back in school several times.
here repost with 185k

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Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Goodnight the threads is vile

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

it was a stand up 1v1 fight that ended when one kid went down. I've no idea what went before but it's not something I'm going to lose sleep over

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

But no ones asking you to?

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

How many times are you going to say goodnight until you actually fuck off?

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

Right lads I was having a really nice sleep then I woke up due to indigestion, and now I can't go back to sleep.It's a bit outrageous and I just wanted to share it with you all. Going to make the best of a bad situation by having a spliff and a wank.

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

You come here to vent and people just cry and cry that your post isn't what they want it to be about

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

Dont worry lad, peeople are always bitching about the state of /britfeel/ or the quality of posts. But in my opinion, the worst ones are the fucking whingers.

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

I'm just having a bad time of it right now, was meant to be asleep at midnight but instead torture myself with bad memories so I'm too angry to sleep and then I'm still awake at 4am, feel like I'm losing this place now as well which is my only outlet for years. I wouldn't know where else to go whenever I'm scared or confused.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Im a bit conflicted concerning the muslims that want back to England after joining ISIS.

My thoughts being:
fuck them
they made that choice
they're dumb as fuck

The last one, is the one that makes me feel conflicted.
We've all been dumb as fuck in our lives and rehabilitation may be possible.

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Yeah nice and comfy tending freshly shat out easter eggs
2 hours to go

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Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Ip here
Creasing at this, who the fuck is Ip?

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

Lenposter or lenlad

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

I think I see your point lad. You used to come to /britfeel/ to calm down but it's becoming an increasingly uncomfy place?

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

Doesn't ring any bells, are they Carp tier in terms of irrelevancy?

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Don't worry lads, I'll keep an eye on the thread while you're all sleeping.

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Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

Not sleeping, just wasting last hour of work in the canteen

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

weekend
Still wake up at 5:30

Mr shekelberg has done a right number on my sleep schedule

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

youtu.be/zBlaVPBmhKE

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

got 60 days till my shifts change. 11 more glorious weekends then it's going to be punish the body time.still get 4 then 5 days off though so it ain't too bad, and at least my nader chasing fund can finally move up from 0.02p
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCVds_Q3WE

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

Only just remembered it's poleys meet today

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

This is why you get drunk on Friday night, so you wake up at noon

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

MeAgain *YANK* Murkle. Buying more clotthes. FEEL YOUR *BUMP* DISGUSTING MEAGAIN MURKLE, FEELIT WA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAA FEEL HRH'S SPORN WRIGLING BUT I WON'T BEPAYING FOR IT LIKE YOUR DISGUSTING 5000K *CLOSET*.

PIPPA DOD A POOPOO AS WE:LL. SHE SQUAT DOWN AND SHE RELEASED A ROYAL SHIT.

Tim is a NICE lad.

A ROYAL FUCKING SHIT.

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Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

Did your job primarily involve using those laser tripods?

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

I am an alpha male.

A STRONG alpha male,and the IT bitch who got me sacked doesn't have the balls to meet me, LOL

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Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

He has literally dominated you.

You're not in control of your own life

William Torres
William Torres

Imagine, getting someone sacked, but not having the gumption to meet them,,,

Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaa

What a pathetiic, weak individual.

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

I will meet him involuntarily.

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

What a pathetic, weak individual.

Tim says exactly the same thing about the guy with the van and the builders next door

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

SCEA you should start a noncehunter group. Seems right up your street

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

Only 5% battery until I get to leave the bog and go back to my pc lads.

William Bailey
William Bailey

Primarily

No, most of his job involved actually pouring the concrete but he did occasionally those to make sure the concrete was level after pouring.

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

If you was truly alpha you'd not still be banging on about it

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

Right lads. Ive been terrorising the beta IT Cunt via SMS; tried calling him but he's not answering.

Bitch still won't meet me for a fight, so I've told him I will wait until he turns up at the work site. When he does, I've told him I will smash his teeth out with a piece of rebar. Problem is he 'works' remotely, from his bedroom, so his site attendance is patchy.

He texted back., 'your crazy'.

Perhaps getting a crazy sacked wasn't a smart move mate.

Tim is a VERY good lad by the way. Don't fuck with Tim.

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Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

tbfingh i get it. I shit on my enemies as well. Everyone that has wronged me i always reap revenge. In muh head obviously

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

IT guy is shagging Hannah while SCEA writes angry posts about him on Jow Forums and wanks into his socks.

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

Email timmy and say the IT guy is the person that has hacked his PC.

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

Post body, I'm not convinced you can back up all this shit talk

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

Did SCEA steal IT guys socks from work?

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Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Loving the SCEA vs /g/ storyline and all but at this rate the dibble are going to knock on your door before you even get a chance to do anything.

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Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

SCEA got sacked because he was caught looking at my little pony porn on his bosses laptop.
Fair enough I say

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

Just woke up with a hangover. No drinks in the house. Bloody thirsty.

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

seriously hate it when normies shill tinder.

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

Back to prison then lad?

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

Just go to his house and beat the shit out of him you bullshit artist. Go on, do it lad.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

Crikey, based IT guy has done a proper number on SCPA

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

IT guy still has his job whilst SCEA is living up to his name yet again. The IT guy won

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

SCPA?

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

Sacked concrete pourer user

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

New thread

jowforums.com/thread/51123335/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/51123335/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/51123335/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/51123335/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/51123335/anecdotes

off by two

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