Tell me a time you got mired

tell me a time you got mired

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what's going on if you get mired by women uglier than you ?

I only get mired by my male friends, never females. My ex never even fucking mired me. Anybody else have this feel?

Yes. This is why I know dick size means nothing. I’m fit, 7”, 6’2”, 7% bf on a cut. My ex left me for a pudgy 5’5” Asian (with money and BMW). Never got mired.

Only dudes have mired me so far.

>got memed into SS by Jow Forums
>get up to 3.5 plate squat with thunder thighs and disproportionately smaller upper body
>didn't help me with sports (couldn't even touch rim at 5'10")
>female friends still said they mired a skelly friend's ass more, probably because his was more defined
>tons of mires from DYEL guys in my college gym
>get recruited for college rugby team
>suck at rugby and get wrecked by all the guys who played since they were 5
>tear shoulder labrum in rugby practice, have to stop upper body lifts and do physical therapy for over a year
>right shoulder is still not quite the same
>can't really do upper body; quit lower body because of thunder thighs but they're still fucking huge

I don't even know where I'm going with this. Cut if you want female mires. Bulk if you want male mires. Who gives a fuck about male mires anyway? (except gay bros)

girl (males)? or just dudes

My ex left me for a balding manlet. Why the fuck does this happen?

impact sports are for retards
I still have to meet a smart rugby player

a girl at work mentioned in passing something about my shoulders. i don't remember what the bitch was talking about and didn't care either but in retrospect id want to know if it was a mire because she is kind of a cardiobunny. what do you guys think is the probability that it was a mire?

Only proper men

Wallet size trumps dicks and biceps.

>Drive to a buddy's house to chill
>His mom comes home
>Help him carry a TV upstairs
>His mom and aunt are there drinking wine watching us lift the TV
>Wine aunt rubs my arm, calls me mister muscles
>Talk for a bit, asks about my car parked out front (it was a 2001 lincoln)
>Mentions her first boyfriend had a lincoln and they "had a lot of memories in that car"
>"Haha I bet"
>Friend wants to pick up weed and see a movie so we leave
>Driving away, see the aunt looking through the window at us

>working out and bulking hard the past few months
>gained 30lbs
>talking with a coworker, exercise comes up
>tell about my cardio schedule
>she goes "lol no wonder you're so skinny"
t-thanks

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>needing the approval from a stupid bitch who doesn't understand the effort and discipline it takes to reach a fitness goal, much less adopt that as a lifestyle

i have a pretty good looking face so everytime i leave my house. I really wish i had a long fat cock to go with it but what ever

Women are not as shallow as men. I’m gonna get a lot of incel hate but women are much more forgiving looks wise. If you are smart and funny and look decent you have a very good chance of getting a good looking girl.

t. Fat balding 23 year old with a hotter gf than any of you

>lifting at gym
>Girl comes up to me and asks how many sets I have left
Feels good bros

>started messaging (again) with a girl I worked with a few years back
>know that she liked me back then, but she's crazy so I didn't fall for the trap
>we decided to meet up just to talk and hangout
>she got a really small apartment, only place to sit is her bed
>when we lay their talking and she eye-fucks me like a piece of meat
>"user, a girl could have a lot of fun with someone like you..."

I almost fell for her, but I know that she would've pulled my heart out like the priest in Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom.

Tell us about your money situation.

It's a primal acknowledgement of you reaching that goal. Bitches don't wet themselves looking at your progress spreadsheets.

dont know about that. post her face ill post my girlfriend

>pick up weed and go see shitty hollywood flick
or
>spread seed into sugar mommy
way to go, dumbass

Yeah I'm gonna fuck his aunt in front of him and his mom. Porn isn't real life lmao. If I was alone with the aunt I could have smashed but that wasn't going to happen.

Maybe your behavior and personality was worse than the other guy

a gymbro mired in the change room once
>that's america's ass

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>black girls in my class pinch my butt when I walk by and grab my biceps from time to time


They have big butts and good bodies and I get really hard from it but I'm to beta to do anything about it

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nice cope, you didnt even try

Rugby is such a meme.

I get the up and down from women all the time. I would say, 70% of the mires I get are from mature women, 40 up. I think mature married women have a fetish for fit, younger guys because it makes them feel young again.

Most women try not to get caught, but women that make it obvious, want to get caught for obvious reasons.

Went to gym with uni friends (1m/3f).
Did 15 pull-ups. They thought I was a g or something, baka. 15 is basically nothing.

Also been complemented on my shoulders and inordinate number of times. Like, is that even a thing?

It’s not worth it m8, black thots are nasty and got all sorts of diseases.

T. Work in healthcare and all I see from black women is STI’s

Literally never in my entire life.

Mirin the mire bro

Wife never mires. I look for female attention elsewhere as a result

Just tell them you wanna chill at their place on (INSERT DAY) and watch Netflix.

just be your stupid autistic beta self, they'll think it's cute (probably)
see if you can get a threesome going

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>am self, small weak boy
>am want be big strong man
>make of heavy lifting
>many day later am big strong man
>while am doing the thrust of whore woman, she tell me “oh my you’re so big and strong, alsocan you say hi to my son OP for me?”
>making me do big laugh as ejaculate

Is that a look of disgust at his small penis? She looks puzzled.

Hey me too. Some crazy milf tried to pick me up at a bar the other day. Felt good.

>singlet and slim-fit jeans at mall
>son in my arm, new drawing easel for him in the other
>been carrying this a while, almonds are activated
>approaching a wholesome girl of breeding
>she sees me, eyes flick down-up, then eye contact
>lock eyes the whole time
>pass her and use the shop windows to notice her noticing my ass
>turn around and look back, she gets visibly shy but doesn't break
>mfw already married
>she probably has dad issues anyway.

I mostly keep it contained to online stuff, girls from /soc/ or whatever. I flirt with her friends though

>Tfw nobody has mired your muscles except your mom
>Tfw no gains
>Tfw at least have a big dick to get sick worship from gay men

I get mires from my wife all the time.

>Gropes my ass randomly throughout the day.
>Rubs my bi's and tri's during sex.

Sex is better knowing that the other person finds you sexy.

The truth kills me.

Why do all of you only get ass mires? I get comments on my nice ass but the thing girls comment on first when I’m shirtless around them is my shoulders or arms, then my ass last. You guys need to seriously work your upper bodies more if the only comments you get is how big your ass is

>i'm a leg day skipping faggot: the post

It’s not about skipping legs nigger. It’s about not leaving your upper body untrained because you’re a faggot who thinks he’s a powerlifter

Maybe you have shitty personalities

Do you rub her boobs too?

Trips of Truth.

Normies use the world "skinny" interchangeably for "lean"

Also people who shit talk your physique are not to be listened to
>lol user stop skipping leg day
>Christ you're top heavy
>Your arms are legitimately bigger than your legs

1 week later

>Jesus user your legs are huge compared to your upper body

ass is not common on a guy. Especially for people who do bro splits since upper body is more important. So when a girl sees someone with a big ass, even if they have huge arms, they get lots of compliments on the ass.

My assumption is that if guys are openly complimenting, then that means that women are mirin too. It's just that women are rarely ever direct about anything so you have to use proxies as an indicator.

It's a photoshoped image

They're foolin with you user, havin a laugh and all.

> be me
> waiting for to go order at BBQ joint
> tight white T-shirt on
> older black man also waiting
> looks me up and down
> maaaan I wish my stomach was as flat as yours! You must workout every day?!?!

Probably just wanted some of my white boipucci but I’ll count it as a mire. Made my day. Thanks kindly negro

My ex mired my triceps when we were doing missionary. But it was more like a woah, those are hugee.... thats not normal.. kinda thing.

nah. I went away for a year for university. Came back and got together at a UFC party. All my guy friends brought their gf. They all complimented how much bigger I got in a good way, started poking my chest, and one even blocked my path giggling how dangerous it is to just get in my way. I am still dyel btw

>small penis
Looks at least 3.5" flaccid. Post yours and let's see a "big" penis lmao

>tfw only women that mire you are mom and sister

>leaves his legs untrained because he's a brosplitting faggot

It's a shoop. How new are you?

she lost interest in you and they cared enough not to cuck you, so they went to guys that she could cuck without feeling bad, my ex told me she broke up wiith me to hook up with other people because she would never cheat on me

I dont know how I feel about this one
>laying in bed in the morning
>both my sister and I have a vacation to study for the exam
>this means its only us two at home
>she wakes and then tells me I have big arms(I don't) and feels them up
>she then lays next to me on my bed
It's only now I realised how fucked it was

Your behaviour during the relationship might might hae contributed to dynamics that lead to its breakdown.Including ignoring red flags.
Stuff like not setting boundaries with your time and her behaviour for example.

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Not that user but I’m a rugger whose getting his masters at the moment, so I think I’m pretty smart. I also have three former teammates who are doing their PhDs in physics. In my experience, rugby players are typically smarter school wise, but retarded in every other facet of life.

T. gave himself a concussion headbutting rookies this past year

It's actually because women are brainlets and don't know what they want, you have to persuade them that you have what they need. Your gf left you because you didn't try.

More op girl?

>used to be somewhat ugly growing up (was a little overweight not too fat tho)
>never really liked the idea of being with a bitch even since i was little
>grew up middle/high school with no bitches mirin (besides some uglies god bless em tho)
>team no bitches this is my destiny and i was totally fine with that
>lost a lot of weight (5'11 190lbs to 155lbs)
>jawline activated
>cheekbones to the maxx activated
>get mired everywhere i go now incl. the thots from school i graduated 4 yrs ago
>you all disgust me now desu and i dont even bat an eye to em
>spend 96% time on my own craft (producer/animator)

I still go out and have fun everyday and love my life (cuz of my career). if u ask me shit is def not worth it to work so hard just to get some dusty bitches yall. even the 8/10+s hoes are no where even near worth it cuz their all air heads. Working out is the best thing i ever did and its all for myself

high. You got boulder shoulders user

for all the wrong reasons though

can confirm, Bros say I have the best arms but women mire my ass the most by far

t. Male stripper

Lol oh... is THAT why she left.

double dubs and trips, this guy is way too powerful

Based

About a couple years off this basket weaving forum. Last I remember, y'all eating onions and hopping on the milk train.

hahahahahahahahaha.
So you say it's average. lmao

>user... I...

people here take the lookism shit too seriously. face height frame in that order but a lot of women arent airhead stacies that only care about that stuff.

maybe its just COPE tho

My mom called me "a fit guy"

If you're white they already expect that you're gonna be a bit shy around them. Black girls know exactly how white guys act around them, so that's already built into their mires.
Just make small talk with them, and when one of them mentions the movie coming out that they want to see, mention you want to see that movie too and you should go together. Done.

>on college spring break circa 2013
>family takes vacation to Florida City
>staying in ghetto hotel, police showed up twice during the weekend we're there
>Go walking around with sister and her boyfriend, see a redneck carnival, decide to go for a ride
>Get on ride. Sister and her bf easily fit into the security strap which pulls over your shoulders and torso
>Try to pull mine over, can't get it to secure as it keeps getting stuck on shoulders
>I'm a big guy, 6'6, 245 lbs
>redneck carnie worker comes over and tries to pull the security fixture over. No luck.jpg
>tells me to suck in stomach as much as possible then he pushes all his weight against security straps, finally gets it to click in place
>stands back, looks at me and says "dem some big shoulders" and walks away to start ride
>family still hits me with that line to this day

Never, I'm pretty sure it's because I'm white because I never see us whites get looked at the way white women look at black men.

Listen to this user, he knows his black women

This is no lie. I had two black girls try to chat me up in the park a the same time and they were unphased by my autismo mannerisms. I wanted to bring them both home, but I already have a girlfriend, who is also black.

Wife gives me plenty of mires but I desperately wish for strange mires because deep down I'm a thot

FOR YOU

WANGED

If your wife doesn't give you attention then she can't be upset when you seek it elsewhere.

You have no excuse though.

>my ex told me she broke up wiith me to hook up with other people because she would never cheat on me

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I unironically have a fetish for white women getting blacked and I still think you're still full of shit.

Should start a wildlife reserve

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I straight up asked my girlfriend if I could have a harem of women, I even told her she would be allowed to fuck them too, but she declined for some reason. Never mentioned to her that I was planning for them all to be black too but I doubt that would have helped.

I was so fat and ugly growing up I never got a single mire. I'm not fat anymore but I'm still short af and I'm so insecure I think my wife gives me mires cuz she loves me as a person and wants me to feel good but isn't physically that wowed by me.

It was just some 16-20 year old FOB Asian at a Hmong supermarket. I don't know what to talk about at a supermarket so I just left.

>mail-lady walks into work
>"so user when are you leaving here to start your modeling career?"

she's a sweetheart

7.5 is average dude...

Wrong move Mr. Muscles.