My cuck of a friend hates racial jokes and I am trying to pump out the best ones in the world. Any suggestions?
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Race related jokes
Carter Sanders
Alexander Powell
what do you call a man that is black
a nigger
Jordan Perry
Call him a nigger.
Carter Phillips
a white, a black and a mexican family were living in the same building.
one day, a tornado hit the building and leveled it. only one family survived. which one was it?
the white family. because the parents were away at work and the kids were away at school
Zachary Jackson
Too drawn out. Jokes need to be short and simple.
Christian Wright
like a nigger?
Dylan Smith
Actually made me chuckle.
Juan Collins
how do you know their is an elephant in your fridge?
foot prints in the butter
how do you know a nigger has been in your fridge?
the elephants been killed for its ivory and the celeries bike has been stolen
Oliver Parker
Kudos to you.
Eli Bailey
A Nazi knocks on a door. It's Berlin; 1944.
The homeowner opens the door and invites the Nazi inside.
"Hallo, we are looking for Jews and have been told you say you have some here."
"Yes, I have some here", says the man.
The Nazi looks around, and finds nothing.
The man calmly points downwards, and the Nazi then lifts the floor boards, also finding nothing.
"You say you have Jews here, but there are none!" shouted the Nazi.
"You are mistaken," said the man.
"These floor boards, you see, they're made of ashwood!"
David Brown
What's the quickest way to increase the Filipino population?
Put the XS condoms on the top self
Sebastian Fisher
How to fit 100 jews in a VW Golf? One in the trunk and 99 in the ashtray.
How is mexican baptizing called? Bean dip.
Ten niggers approach you and block your way: how do you resolve the situation non-violently? Throw them a basketball.
Jaxson Diaz
A jew in the ghetto walks in on a german soldier masturbating with a bar of soap. The jew asked: "What are you doing?" the soldier replied: "Fucking your mother!!"
Ryder Thomas
Fuck off
Zachary Thompson
how long does it take for a nigger woman to shit
>9 months
Julian Cox
Good one schlomo
Kevin Barnes
In a race of colors, what color would be last?
The purple one hahahaha
And who would be the second to last?
The blue one hahahahahhaha get it?
Benjamin Robinson
how do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
>by stapling a slice of bread to the ceiling
Zachary Carter
What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew?
Olive Garden
Levi White
Top fucking kek
Camden Myers
Oliver Ward
>What is a slice of ham around a doorknob?
>An improved padlock.
Adrian Rogers
what word starts with N, ends with R, and you never want to call a black person?
>neighbor
Jace Anderson
what do you call a black woman who has had many abortions?
a crime fighter.