Why can't your shitty cunt make good music like Norway?

>you know the germans, finns, swedes and the dutch kick your ass @ music

L M A O

They have NOTHING like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=X_WFYLxywyc

They only have pop music, we have everything.

Finland blows your ass away: youtube.com/watch?v=0i8VM_EooCs

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Christ, metal is so fucking cringeworthy

Go away autists, shoo! shoo!1!

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Well, Denmark has nothing that compares.

Let me educate a fellow blood brother.
This is cool as fug:
youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo

I like how every half-talented musician is dead and yet Dimmu Borgir is still releasing true kvlt norsk arisk svartmetal in 2018.

>shoo! shoo!1!
Fucking learn how to say "Rasmus" without sounding retarded. God, Danish is shit.

Of all the examples you could have provided you chose the Britney Spears of black metal, Dimmu Borgir?

Dimmu Borgir is for edgy teenagers.
youtube.com/watch?v=PKsKik48Bpo

I like you.

Anyone know some slow chuggy shit without some faggot screeching over it?
I like Bongripper, if that helps.

Yes, because when anyone becomes popular they are for edgy teenagers

KYS

Stay unpopular

These guys are REAL musicians you idiot
youtube.com/watch?v=Cg6n3ZhKwt4

kamelåså

>be norway
>have your music BTFO by some shit uploaded to newgrounds
dood..

youtube.com/watch?v=bPnE7bS-cHM

damn... norwegian black metal really went downhill after varg

Fair enough. You guys may have pioneered black metal but they do it better.

I could make that in FL studio.

My favourite Norwegian artists are:
Kaevum
Deathprod
Kaizers Orchestra
Ildjarn-Nidhogg
Morgul
Ulver

b.but we have so many other styles we need to cover:

youtube.com/watch?v=HFTNeTwzEkQ
youtube.com/watch?v=MCIaj-oLi28

Finns have NOTHING like it
We are just better

Norway:

We already have the most viewed 80s video on youtube:
youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Soon we will have the most viewed video of all time:
youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA

Try to keep up Europe.

das not even a good one.
youtube.com/watch?v=7ffg6S-Bq4k

>*sings in English*

Stay isolated. No one is going to listen to Norwegian or Italian lyrics outside of our borders.

Is that a problem?

Now the whole world listens. Artists don't even have to become popular in the US and UK. They could make a living just selling on a few countries like these norwegian artist did back in the day:

youtube.com/watch?v=YX2LWYqW5xk
youtube.com/watch?v=Z5vMeZW2LVg

Tell me Finland can compete with this?

>le edgy satanic black metal
cringe

That's not true. You can enjoy music no matter what language its in.

ONLY in EXTREME scenarios like these ones:

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7EQaNlsEFs
youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8
youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

99.99% of the times it doesn't work at all.

How botted are those numbers they're not even good songs

you guys also brought us kamelot so i don't think any country can compete.

dimmu faggotir is probably the biggest sellout band ever

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>making your music better
>sellout

kys

So I can't enjoy opera because I don't speak Italian?

In Norway we even have electronic music:

youtube.com/watch?v=QxSIXfYkJVA
youtube.com/watch?v=nrQZylE57y8

FINLAND CANNOT COMPETE WITH US!

Finland has you beat when it comes to power electronics. There's no getting around that.

>land of Black Metal
>posts Dimmu-fucking-Borgir

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youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME

Was this the last good eurovision winning song?

youtube.com/watch?v=_Eeh25Il7f4

STFU

Your county has produced NOTHING like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=jTwdGRHl5Mw

Finland is nothing compared to the mighty kingdom of Norway

Hitler would never allow this shitty music to find root on the nordic land

ETD was pretty great. Modern Dimmu is mising something.
If you want good Norwegian black metal, check out Taake

You cunt's really wanna hear some FUCKING HEAVY METAL?
youtube.com/watch?v=eoV2i4klgeU&list=PL103LxaPkBeTO3O9OhuEYAy0s-_Dw4YLe&index=102

dimmie burger sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=PtSUx34Xwtg&index=97&list=PL103LxaPkBeTO3O9OhuEYAy0s-_Dw4YLe

slam is for wiggers and its shit

FUCK YOU ITS GOOD NIGNOG
youtube.com/watch?v=_rWMlNjMM-U&index=93&list=PL103LxaPkBeTO3O9OhuEYAy0s-_Dw4YLe