I can't sleep what the fuck can I do to make me go to sleepy town

I can't sleep what the fuck can I do to make me go to sleepy town.
I think it's bc I'm hungry but I have no food in my house. I'm also on a diet

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>ID
BE A MAN JAMAN

Why not go grocery shopping baka

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Because it's currently 3:34am

hold your breath for ten minutes

Go to sleep stupid burger

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Well go in the morning they open at 7-8 right?
Couple of more hours

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You can't tell me what to do nerd

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You know I be jaman to da tunes
Don't want to die just sleep
Yeah but like what do I do in the meantime. My bed is now hot bc I've been laying down its so uncomfortable

>ID
Dat ID tho

Do you literally have nothing in the fridge?
In the cupboards maybe some snacks?
Post pic of whats inside your fridge is possible

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Why aren't you in bed?

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I've got food in my fridge but I can't eat it.
I've got
>seasoned meat
>tortillas
>roti (chapati)
>Dahl (Indian food)
>More Dahl
>grapes
>strawberries
>whipped cream
> tomatoes
>cucumber
>lettuce
>home made guacamole
>bunch of random other shit


I could make something but like I said it's 3:42 in the morning. If I cook anything it'll be loud. I have Doritos, cheetos, corn chips, and other snacks but I really don't want to eat those

Why arent you?

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I also don't want to eat anything I currently have..
I know what I have to do I just don't want to do it

Actually, I am.

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>If I cook anything it'll be loud
Do you still live at home or apartments?
Who gives a fuck if you make some noise
Then dont eat and starve idiot

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You're obviously awake you stupid fuck!

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If I go upstairs the fucking owners dog will start barking and shit.
If the dog starts barking they'll wake up. Then ww3 will happen

Then eat some fruits you said you have grapes and strawberries

>You're obviously awake
I said I'm in bed but I didn't say sleeping *Ahem* you stupid fuck!

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NO U

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There in the fridge.
I fucking hate my owners so much, they purposefully got that god damn mutt to starve me. I'm going to get out of here once I've saved up enough money. It's not my fault that they can't sleep when I walk around.
This mutt basically keeps me in the basement from 9:30pm-8am. It's like he's a God damn warden.

You will never recover from that, NERD!

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How thin are the walls?
Or do you live in the same apartment
I hope you choke on a burger!

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normal I guess?
Should I just risk it. I've got some old food in my room maybe I can feed to dog and he won't bark?
If they wake up thoufh they will probably lock me downstairs for a day or two. Idk if it's worth the risk...

I hope you choke on your own dick!

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We all live in the same house btw. I get the basement their bedroom is on the 2nd level and is above the kitchen. Kitchen is on middle level.

I hope you choke on a hot dog you closet faggot!
Go for it if no just go to sleep and wait until morning

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So you're renting the basement i'm guessing?
Why not just live with your parents?

I hope you choke on a homeless man dick cheese you degenerate cum crust!

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Parents live in another country.
I get free rent and basically free food in exchange for doing acting out the owners plays that they write and other odd jobs.
It's pretty chill, but they recently have become more moody and bitchy.

I hope on your way home you get jumped by three guys,raped and bukake all over your face you closet faggot!

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Sounds like a difficult situation to be in.
Are you planning on moving out soon?

I hope on your gay fanfiction stories about rape face bukake cream dream goes nowhere and you spend most of your days jacking off to 2D porn in the dark corners of your room while shitposting on a pointless website, degenerate you cum crust!

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if you got soup eat it and it will fill you up and it should be low on calories

Yeah when I move though I'll need to do it as discrete as possible.
I don't want them to know where I go and I don't want them to know that I'm thinking of leaving/when I leave . Any tips

>you spend most of your days jacking off to 2D porn in the dark corners of your room while shitposting on a pointless website
nice feeling when you realize this is the fate of most of the fucking retards on this site

This thread got too real to fast

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