Girl likes me, cooks for me, pay her half of things, does anything I ask sexually

>girl likes me, cooks for me, pay her half of things, does anything I ask sexually
>is fat

I can never have everything can I

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who are you quoting? why would you make a thread like this? where did you hear about Jow Forums?

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Cut her loose. Everything makes sense now we know she is fat
she's compensating

why the hell is it so hard for women to lose weight?

Shut the fuck up dumb retard you have autism and should never post again

>encourage her to lose weight
>she does
>gains confidence and leaves you for someone else

>do everything you can to keep her fat
>she realizes you're just trying to keep her from improving
>she leaves you

you can't win

did someone tell you this? where is the quotational reference?

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She's just living her truth
a big large huge gigantic woman is the truth

>girl is obsessed with me, 8/10, blonde, skinny cardio bunny, intelligent, rich, does everything humiliating I ask of her in bed, right wing

>mentally fucked in the head

I can't have everything either

this quotation and spacing is confusing? where did you hear this?

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stop spamming this shit you fagaloon

What do you mean?
Its not confusing

I am not spamming. I am from another board and it seems no one cares about the quality of threads here? I like habing fun an being nice an help Jow Forums improve quality!

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>r9k
>quality
GTFO RETARD

Maaaybe stop being so fucking controllinng lmao

>have gf who does the same, doesn't even ask me for grocery money, cooks/cleans and indulges my sexual desires
>is also thin and beautiful
>I'd still rather be back on heroin

I've literally ruined my life forever.

I was telling OP what would happen if he tried either one. I've never had a gf and wouldn't actually do that. Stop typing like a roast.

this post is confusing.
unreferenced quotation trips! wooh!

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Well surely you do your fair amount of things wrong don't you?

makes meme out of report of the week. Thats how you know someones a normie

Yeah but you're not from here. You don't understand how greentexting stories works. You're a retard and need to shut the fuck up when grown folks is talkin'.

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