How do I get a girlfriend anons I have no standards?

Beggers cannot be choosers my stats below
>18
>average wage have house
>5'4
>average looks
>brit fag
>white
>above average peepee
How do I manage to get a girlfriend with these stats my only standard is she must be a girl idc about anything else anymore.

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>5'4
lmao not even goblina wants you

alright, normaly i dont share my secret but here we go

exposure.
or, "the mere exposure effect"

love = familiarity over time.

what that means is, find a girl that you like.
or, you know (because you will like her if you do this)
and just spend time with her

fuck you for stealing the first reply

Ouch not helping user
I will try this thanks for sharing precious

These guys are going to tell you a lot of bullshit, but I'm going to tell you the only thing that matters. Women will NOT date a man that's shorter than them. Yes, I'm aware of Tom Cruise etc, but unless you have plans to become a movie or rock star this is not an option for you. My advice is to get some shoes that add a couple inches at least to your height, and look around for truly small girls. You may even have to target literal dwarfs at 5'4.

okay so if I got shoes that boosted me to like 5'6-5'7 then would I stand a chance with girls that ain't dwarfs

if you want i could tell you a story on how this worked for me
desu i was joking, its not a secret its how almost all relationships start
you have a group of Friends
in my case i had a lot of girl friends

basically she and i started to like eachother and i asked her Out (as soon as i knew that i liked her (about 2 weeks))
still togeather

>These guys are going to tell you a lot of bullshit
>Then procedes to tell bullshit

Girls just want someone who is:
1. Confident.
2. Emotionally masculine
3. Funny.
4. Unpredictable.
5. Charming
6. Sexual
7. Charismatic.
8. Socially intelligent.

thats literally it

>Girls just want someone who is:
>1. Confident.
>2. Emotionally masculine
>3. Funny.
>4. Unpredictable.
>5. Charming
>6. Sexual
>7. Charismatic.
>8. Socially intelligent.
is that an all or nothing list because im missing a few here and there

that's 100% of what a girl want, now good luck having 1 or 2 of the list

I can work on improving those most I've been able to pull from the group of friends thing is a fuck buddy and she still mentions my height from time to time

Yeah could work, but women prefer to be towered over. I wouldn't discount the dwarf option.

I won't go looking for dwarfs but if I happen to walk into them the option will be open got it thanks user

no, its a "the perfect man" list
no one is perfect
i still am not that confident but got a gf

only one I see me pulling off is the unpredictable one but I could try sexual maybe play some barry white and pose on a couch with my balls out

But that's such a simplistic list of character traits, it's so easy

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>"just be yourself bro worked fine for me :)"

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Be a fuking jerk,
Being a jerk is similar with 1. confident, 2.Emotionally masculine, 4. Unpredictable, 6. Sexual, 7. Charismatic, and does help a little with 3. Funny and 5. Charming

I'm not sure I can be mean/jerk it makes me feel bad
how I wish chad

It's like being a soldier, you close your eyes and do what you need to do.

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I guess it wouldn't hurt to give it a try

Being a jerk is not being and mean idiot, you have me be funny + mean + patronize her, it's no that easy

Oh I think I could do that without feeling to bad

haha boys, calm down
some girls like jerks, but they are not worth it
some girls like "a little jerk" and thats fine
and some hate them

insead just be
"dominant in a Loving way!"

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>insead just be
"dominant in a Loving way!"

That's the what being a jerk mean where I live

>dominant in a Loving way!
examples please

I gotchu I'm now half human half jerk

i dont know man, some "jerks" are fucking jerks, literal retards

watch "dan bacon" on yt
thats were i got the list from

The same way some dominant guys are basically KGB personal + sex, while other do it a way most girls like... the same goes with being a jerk or a bully, you can do it right or wrong.

just be nice to her while beeing a man.
dont think its that hard really

You are on Jow Forums, most people here have problem saying "hi" to stranges, they cannot have a healthy balance between being nice and masculine

5'4
It's over before it begun user, I'm sorry.