How the fuck does making out even work? Do you just stick your tongue in someone else mouth...

How the fuck does making out even work? Do you just stick your tongue in someone else mouth? Are you just kissing each other repeatedly?

This shit so so perplexing and almost never works out like it does in movies/porn.

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it instinctively works. if the girl you're kissing or making out with is more experienced than you then just close your eyes and let her do all the work

It's a very natural thing. Your body will just go on autopilot. There's no way to fuck it up unless you're thinking too much about anime or some stupid bullshit that you're using as a template for life.

When you get into it just kind of comes naturally. Switch between the lips, work in a little tongue. I haven't gotten the tongue part down but when it works it's nice.

As mentioned above its just natural. Apparently you learn how to di as a baby when you feed from your mothers nipple or some weird freudian shit.

>tfw I'm a formula baby
uh oh guess I'm fucked

Back when I was close to losing my virginity, I made out with this one girl. She told me I fucking sucked but that she was okay with me learning, and eventually I got better.

You have to try not to eat their face. Don't get so into the tongue shit that you forget the lips. Use the tongue more as a garnish, top things off. The actual kissing, idk how exactly to put it but it should feel sensual. Really take the time to feel it.

This nigga also makes a lot of sense

All you really do is connect mouths and rub each others tongues. Put mouth to your wrist and lick it a bit hard; might taste like shit but its the same physical motion. Of course, it feels completely different when you rub it against another persons tongue.

>it instinctively works
theres no instinc on that, its not part of the animals, human beings "invented" it
everyone has to learn it, but learning it at 25 would make me look as a fucking autistic retard

why do people make out in the first place?

People on r9k have experience with making out. It's like I don't even know you anymore.

I never understood that either. I don't touch anyone and hate when someone touches me so yeah I know why I can't understand.

Generally a good idea to not really involve tongue action at all when starting out.

You're just... not doing closed-mouth kissing. As things progress you can start incorporating other things. See if she continues or does them back or breaks away. If she escalates and you like it, see if you enjoy doing it back to her.

Nah, there really is an instinct for it. It just happens naturally. Humans invented language but being able to speak to others comes naturally unless you have the tism.

It's weird OP.

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I don't think it's all natural, my girlfriend and I have only been with each other and in years have never really figured out how to use our tongues. It probably comes natural if one of you isn't clueless.

Headbutt her

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Maybe it's for the best you don't ever do it

Making out is letting your carnal desire be felt.
I'll give an example. When I come home, my dog will jump into my lap, put her paws on my shoulders and lick my face. After a while, she just presses her head against mine. She wants to be as close to me as possible.
That's what making out is. You kiss each other hard, maybe lip bite (if she's into that), maybe use tongue (if she's into that), and it's the same feeling. You want to be inside of her, she wants you insider her, so you kiss and kiss until your clothes can get off.
Each girl will be different. Good luck.

Didn't your parents teach you anything?

Its like taking a piss or masturbating, when you first learn how its sloppy and can make a mess, but after a few times you get the hang of it. Also,
>pic related

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>if the girl you're kissing or making out with is more experienced than you
Then she'll be disgusted by your lack of experience, laugh at you and leave on the spot. Probably tell her thousands of friends and followers on all social media how terrible you were too.

yes the only females worth interacting with are clueless inexperienced virgins with zero experience and social skills. good fucking luck on your dream girl search mate, I'm sure you'll find her some day

also zero friends, no social interactions and no social media

You're acting like I'm happy about how things work. I'm just saying the truth. Women despise inexperienced men. If the girl is experienced, she obviously expects an equally experienced guy. If the girl is inexperienced, she expects the guy to be experienced to make up for her lack of it. No matter what the woman is like, they always expect men to be masters at everything sex and relationship related. If you aren't then you aren't good enough for them. And if all they do after you disappoint them is leave then you're lucky.

Is that imajun mah shock man aka pjw ?
If so he must of caught one, when he was out on the lash last week.

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That is Shane Dawson. He caught the gay and left his qt gf.

You act like these skills are unattainable. Just experiment and see what she likes. Since every girl is a little different, just learn fast and there are no problems.

I'm a bit more vanilla in thinking. I'm guessing that they kiss as a way of greeting each other, and hug under a quilt and watch TV or something. Kind of like bonding. As long as they are comfortable with one another, it's all just instinctive from previous sessions or an agreement made a few days or hours in advance (usually when they both return home from work or school)

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Sounds like you're a dog botherer.

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just do what feels normal, brah. don't think about it.

A ton of people are bad at it. Nuff said. 90% of everything is shit rule applies everywhere.

Physical contact is disgusting. When I get married, I'll impregnate my wife by masturbating into a bowl and inserting a baster into the bowl then she can insert it into her genitals. Kissing, holding hands,hugging, and of course intercourse are gross and immoral. Pleasure is bad and when you masturbate for the sole purpose of procreation, it should be fast while looking at a white wall or fenceposts or something. If she feels good with intercourse or affection, she'll become addicted to it and cheat, so no pleasure for her, or me.

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Fuck out of here goat fucker

It's gross because girls mouths usually smell/taste really bad

I'm not Muslim, I just like that picture. Fuck Muhammad, there is no Allah, I am God and I just have morals anyway.

I dont know but I'm absolutely terrified that if somehow I got that far I'd fuck it up so bad they'd just laugh at me and leave. You're not supposed to be completely inexperienced at 27, and there's no real way to rectify it.

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This isn't true
The girl I lost my virginity to was way more into me than I was into her, even after we had sex (she could tell I was a virgin)

>You act like these skills are unattainable
They may as well be. If you're inexperienced as an adult you're obviously not the kind of person who's rolling in opportunities to learn. And every failure can just as easily set you back as move you forward.

What the fuck are you people talking about. I've been french kissed against my will, it's not fucking natural. Sex as nature intended is natural. How can you think someone putting their tongue in your mouth is natural? It's one of those things that are only natural to decadent, degenerate normalfags.

While 90 percent of humans actually do kiss, 10 percent have no idea what they're missing. Others believe kissing is indeed an instinctive behavior, and cite animals' kissing-like behaviors as proof. While most animals rub noses with each other as a gesture of affection, others like to pucker up just like humans. Bonobos, for example, make up tons of excuses to swap some spit. They do it to make up after fights, to comfort each other, to develop social bonds, and sometimes for no clear reason at all .

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And this post too is highly orinal and cannot be subjected to muting on this stupid fucking board

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Why do I find it disgusting then?

kissing someone's mouthe is degenerate
the only acceptable kiss is on the cheek and on the forehead thats

who the fuck cares lmao not like it's a relevant concern here