/r9gay/ - #646

Suicide boy irl edition

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isn't suicide boy, well. a boy? this guy is a man

Love me love me.

FUCK i wanna date that boy

Parkgee is pretty much a boy
I know right. He's perfect

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>tfw no bf to initiate conversation with the second he appears online

>tfw no bf to force conversations and eventually ghost him

I hate to wake up all alone. Why can't I have a bf.

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need a cute bf like this pls

I hope every single user in this thread will find a loving bf one day

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did he even dm you today

Kantaanon? Is that you?
No he doesn't care about me. I am too broken.

No, originally not him

Others can be nice too sometimes

>going to bed alone again

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wanna sleep on a voice call user

yeah way to give yourself away by spacing it out lmao nice job

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY IS HYTALE NOT OUT YET

Please contain your autismo

lol just play minecraft its the same

>ywn go to bed not alone
Kill me now.
t. idiot that thinks Terraria is "just 2D Minecraft"

user i was just teasing i think its cute how excited you are for hytale desu, i just like to tease other boys because when they get defensive and angry about stuff they're passionate about its kinda hot to me idk

i cant play that anymore because they patched out jumping into your own arrow to give yourself knockback to do a long jump so i had to boycott it until they add it back in

>Tfw no smol Canadian bf to cuddle

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>tfw no bf to make fun of my shit taste in music
youtube.com/watch?v=GbLP8jNdR9k

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terraria is a completely different thing but he isn't wrong, everything they've shown is literally just minecraft but with hypixel's texture pack on top

why doesnt anyone want a small burger bf :c

Small burgers are sliders and sliders are sad.

Who on earth is he?

I wish you had the attention span to read the first 4 posts in this thread and see that he's called by name here

>tfw no bf i can talk about music stuff with

let's all three of us form a group where we bully the dum altrockfag and then we sleep together

>sleep together
i may like terrible music but im neither a cuck or a poly faggot

oh ok sorry fine
you lil shid
I only wanted to be nice about it
purityfag
remember, as long as it's not sex, some consensual multi-track cuddling is perfectly fine

>multi-track cuddling is perfectly fine
user i fucking love you right now lol

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thank you, thank you
I'll be here all night

also fucking r9k and getting me with than not original bullshit

cause most burgers live too far away user ;_;

>tfw no bf to co-op all the halo games with when MCC comes out on PC

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don't bark like a fucking dog now
keep your cool
my hand stands but if you wish to tarnish it SO BE IT

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does anyone here actually mostly prefer talking to females? I find it far easier and more relaxing.

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no i fucking hate talking to women tbqh most of the women at my college talk about the same shit over and over again
sex, drugs, and whether or not they might have an std

I'm a hikki neet for last few years, so I only talk online.

i just want sokmeonme to hold my face whewn i cry and tell me they love me and kiss me

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user i want to talk about music stuff with you

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stop wanking jesus christ put that thing down

Im lonely and in Virginia
Idc how you look as long as you're cool and cool with how you look, if you need validation becuz you're lonely then I'd give it to you.
Tfw no imperfect bf equally touch starved as me to do fun gay stuff with like go to the drive in

what kind of music are you into user?
I like all sorts as long as it doesn't sound like shit

A-user SAN THIS IS SO HOT

are you a sub/bottom
how tall
what race

I probably wont like you since the first thing you asked about is sex, but Im super switch. I can go from power bottom to subby bitch in like a day.
Im p tall like 5'10"
White, aryan I think
If you think Im a smol cute Im not Im just another lonely dwpressed and repressed retard desperate for affection

post peepee
needs examination

My dick is p cute its like 7 inches tho

>7inches
yeah right dude and i'm queen of england

Are you gonna give me your discord or not nerd

sure!
abdullahMETH#9593

first time i'm on r9k in months, i dont actually like coming here
but you guys seem a bit down, and if you need a chat, my discord is klepelknul#0893

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it's 4am and i want to shoot myself

Same here but it's soon 11 am

What's a good drink for rainy winter nights?

shit me too but its almost 6am

Heterosexuality is superior in every way to homosexuality.

i fuck girls too but boys are great so we fuck too

I used to think the same until I found a qt submissive femboy. Now I go down on him (before fucking him) like I used to on girls. And let me tell you something: going down on a guy is a lot more rewarding than going down on a girl. You feel his cock growing and pulsating in your mouth. I mean, wow!

>"I mean, wow!"
for some reason this is just really wholesome to me within the context of this post

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51431067
not responding to this bait

Thank you. I just got really excited when typing that out.

i would be excited too if i got to suck a fellow femboys cute cock. and i agree, going down on a guy is just kind of captivating and hypnotizing. eating pussy's nice but teasing the tip with your tongue between the foreskin, feeling him get hard and stuff.... mmmm.

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>teasing the tip with your tongue between the foreskin, feeling him get hard and stuff....

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i mean, personally, slipping my tongue between the skin and the cock as it starts to get hard is one of my favorite things in the world.

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Jesus fucking Christ, user. I'm currently on nofap (saving it for IRL experiences). I can't take this anymore, never thought that just words could get me this turned on.

now you're temping me to keep going. the last time i had sex with my boyfriend, i was staying at his place for a week. one of the days, he woke me up with kisses (he did this every morning), with lots of tongue because he knows i like that. that led to a bunch of grinding and then frotting when he ripped my undies off. he started humping his dick against mine while he sucked on my nipples and pinched and groped and bit at them and i was a loudly moaning mess. then he grabbed some lube and pulled me up against him with my legs up parallel with him, smeared a bunch of it between my thighs and started fucking my thighs. oh my GOD that was so fucking hot it was even hotter than penetration in that moment. then when he got close he came all over my crotch and i ate it all and it was delicious his cum tasted great. then he carried me downstairs and we cuddled in the hot tub and had a shower together

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Excuse the late reply. Had to break my nofap after reading that.

c-cute.
but yeah pps are really nice boys are great!!

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sorry about the nofap btw user :u

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>your oneitis will never be gay

god why. why why why why why. fuck. FUCK

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>walk to the bridge i wanna yeet myself off of
>by the time i'm there i'm not in the mood any more
what am i doing wrong?

I don't understand having a oneitis. If he's not gay why don't you just give up?

you have to keep thinking about depressing shit

>tfw no bf whos willing to get me out of this homophopic 3rd world shitehole

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from what homophobic 3rd world shithole do you come?

lets just say somewhere in the middle east.

cebruz is that you
lol not original

im not sure who that is

damn, stay safe user, ive visited a middle eastern country last year and being gay there is really rough
im also from a 3rd world homophobic shithole so i can relate

>tfw been walking for 4 hours and just got home

my feet hurt

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>stay safe user
NOO
get me out of here now

>not doing day long hikes at least once per year

You are no Homo Sapiens.

let me lick them user
are they stinky?

I'm gonna be hiking and camping with my brother this spring! Not really good weather for it right now though

i kinda tried to do that and then i just cried for a bit while walking and that was it.
Is there some kind of trick to it? I'm not even particularly depressed i just rationally need to kill myself.

FEET ARE NOT MADE FOR THAT

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what's the matter user, why are you all the way down there?

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sorry you feel that way user but i like feet too much ;_;

i wish i could but you dont wanna move from a shithole to another shithole

Hey, you, the guy reading this.
Button up the top button of your shirt

groooosss you disgust me

at least if i moved to another shite hole i wont be horny and lonely anymore

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There's no real way to cure myself. No antipsychotic or SSRI helps, nor therapy. I can't even bring up the issues I have to where I feel most comfortable on the web even. It wouldn't help, and I'd just be belittled in either case. Only hope I have is that my love interest doesn't mind me being a monster. Life is rather not worth living without someone though.

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aaa I missed my chance, end my fucking life

come here and be my habibi then

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>(4)
user what the frick are you doing?

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