What are your pros and cons anons?

Pros
>female
>white
>average height (a little short but thats okay in women)
>acceptable looks (like a 6/10 I'd say)
>healthy overall (no illnesses, not on any meds)
>getting fit

Cons
>mental illness
>fat still
>no job, taking too long to finish school cause muh stress

maybe time may eradicate some of the acne
5'11 handsome to big pros
you got big pros femanon

>Cons
Nearly 40.
Divorced.
Child support.
Overweight.
Unhealthy.
Selfcare issues (teeth, especially).

>Pros
Six figure job.
Nice hair.
Fucks good.
Wicked smaht.
Vasectomy.
Jaded and hateful.

Same but Im a shitskin

cons
>ugly face with acne
>flatchested
>lazy neet
>horrible speech impediment
>braceface

pros
>skinny
>kinda tall
>good with children
>nice hair

Cons
>weird ethnic Asian mix so no real racial identity
>social loser, very few IRL friends who aren't from work or family
>has many shitty hobbies like video games and weeb bullshit
>history of bad skin and many scars across arms legs torso face etc.

Meh
>5/10 face, few girls seem to be into my looks but still get some swipes on dating apps
>5'9'' not super man-let tier but not tall either

Pros
>moderately built, dedicated to working out/weightlifting
>plays instruments and sings/writes songs
>provides for self, on a good school track and works for a global company in a relevant STEM field
I'd also like to believe I'm a compassionate and kind person who brings positivity to a conversation. :^)

i should've listed void of all emotion as a con sorry user ur out of luck i guess not missing out on much though
the latter, used to post in trap threads on /b/ semi frequently and built a decent following but became too lazy to take pics so yea there's that

>selfcare issues
>fucks good

the sex workers you see are only compliment your sexual prowess cause you pay them, you boomer. i guarantee no woman wants to fuck some fat 40 year old with shit teeth.

a lot of you robots are saying nice hair and now I wanna know what the hair of r9k looks like. describe your hair robros

nice hair probably just means not balding or frizzy or nappy

>tfw no kuudere trap bf

hahaha real suicide hours

they even out to a 50 / 50 id say
acne might go in time and you could get rid of the speech impediment
big pros and meh
oh that makes sense feels bad

Yeah, fair enough. i was picturing a bunch of robro Richard Spencers or some shit

soft, brown, almost shoulder length, no real distinct style just whatever is comfy
i learned a new term that accurately describes myself today thanks user i'm sure you'll find someone amazing that loves you for who you are someday
yeah now i'm stuck with a bunch of girls clothes that i know i'd look cute in but am too lazy to do anything with its depressing

Cons
>5'7 manlet
>oddly muscly calves and thighs - I lost a lot of weight through rowing and cycling but apparently these don't really promote muscle growth so idk - I was fat and carried weight on legs so that's probably mostly it.
>extremely judgemental of everyone
>constantly suspicious of almost everyone being 'fake' or people 'posturing' leading to the former con
>dishonest/untrustworthy
>probably a narcissist
>for the most part secretly autistic

Pros
>attractive face, hair + girls think I dress well and smell nice
>seem intelligent
>people think I'm funny
>confident in myself
>hobbies that aren't embarrassing
>devoted to goals
Kind of an in between but I'm also very frequently mistaken for about 17-18 years old. I'm 22 in a few months. I take it more as a pro because I don't want to get any older.
If I fail my life goals I'm going on a rampage lol

Damn the life of a trap man being lazy aint all bad I think don't quote me on that
pros seem big sounds like you doing manlets proud my guy

Pros
>Attractive
>Genius
>Good fighter
>Able to help almost anyone through their problems
>Loyal
>Patient

Cons
>Autism and all it's glory
>Sardonic and sarcastic personality
>Suicidally depressed
>Barely functional as a human being
>Inability to make friends
>Stress time bomb
>World's unluckiest bastard
>Constant state of misery when stressed
>Only good at fighting because Fight or Flight is always on
>Can hurt others without meaning to
>Constant adrenaline leaves me drained and tired

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PROS:
>6'1"
>deep voice
>funny, (been told to look into improv/standup)
>not a druggie/drunk
>have a small group of loyal friends
>good with computer programming and (on occasion creative writing)
>decently sized peepee
>white man

CONS:
>slouch real bad, might as well nix height from the "pros" list
>skinnyfat
>hyena shriek laugh
>monotone voice, people can't tell when I am joking 50% of the time
>shit fashion sense, dress like a hobo
>can't talk to women, cashiers/waiters, front desk workers, bus drivers, etc.: stutter and shudder like a crackhead
>don't drive
>prominant dark circles under eyes
>(mildly) lopsided eyes
>yellow teeth

>genius
>"Autism and all it is glory"

lmao you're a fucking tool

the good news is, you can fix most of those cons and be a chad

good fighter and attractive seem like biggys
gimme your height and voice thx

Sound a lot like my old friend from high school
Post first letter of your name

Certified. Was part of the screening. Though it does mean fuck all if it can't be applied. I hold to the hope that I might be able to do something eventually. The glory part was sarcastic. I can't tell what you mean so I feel it's best to just assume you read it wrong.

the contraction "it's" reads as "it is" and it isn't a possessive determiner you fucking retard

>cope
If I can meet girls who want me to come inside them, who I also want to come inside, you really have no excuse.

I typed its. Phone posting right now. Probably typed "it s" and it autocorrected. Fingers don't move at equal speeds. Even then, arguing about grammar usage on an Aztec quilting forum is just the kind of pedantic shit a tool would do, isn't it?

>phone poster

confirmed absolutely retarded

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I'm at work waiting on two old men to finish their chat so I can get them the hell out of my store. There isn't exactly some PC rig for dedicated shitposting I can haul around with me.

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>still being a fag about phone posting in current year

Pros:
>+180cm
>not fat
>16.5cm
>good fashion sense (this is a personal view)
>ability to change personality at will/very adaptive
>honest

Cons:
>too skinny (~50kg, maybe a few less)
>bad skin
>hair gets greasy very easily
>bad voice, sometimes very raspy or just can't speak at all
>bad hearing
>bad nails/fingertips (I've picked them since I was a kid, never grew out of it)
>prone to depressive episodes
>can't express my feelings unless asked specifically

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pros
>decent facial features (at most 6/10)
>proficient IQ (~140 estimate)
>above average at problem solving
>can work extremely well as an independent person
>strong both physically and mentally
>have a job that pays the bills

cons
>almost zero empathy for others
>can't socialize past simple greetings and small talk
>shitty habits with money
>can get psychological burnout extremely easily
>spend most of my time indoors (not that I can complain, but a lot of normaltards already are)
>appearance of an asian boxer, but with with more cringey style clothing
>always have to put on a False self, because my True self is more cynical and annoying
>can never build a relationship with others because I don't like mainstream, Facebook/Twitter bullshit

I think that's it.

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T. Reddit-spacing nigger

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Cons
>hyper-intelligent
>high libido
>under 6'
>pot belly
>socially stunted due to traumatic incidents

Pros
>motivated/motivational
>strong
>dedicated
>big weiner
>musician

cons
>5 foot 6
>used to be a fat kid, still got some flab despite having a 20 BMI
>can't grow my beard too well
>sperg

pros
>really thick hair
>big green eyes
>wide shoulders
>naturally strong

Cons
>depression
>low self esteem
>flat chested
>spoiled and lazy
>no culture
>average asymmetrical face
>bad memory
>short attention span
>no willpower

Pros:
>white
>female
>good figure
>more than enough money
>very curious
>polite
>smart
>many interests
>gets along with everyone

As I wrote this I realized it's not as bad as I thought

What do you mean by no culture, femanon?

Pros
>6'2
>built like a truck and very muscular
>long life martial artist
>good face structure
>don't need to fake manliness
>not a pussy
>dominant, determined and decisive
>can cook very well and plan healthy diets (part of my job)

cons
>mild acne but it has been getting way better recently
>average dick
>low income, hard to earn teaching martial arts

My parents were never there to teach me things, and the few things I know i learnt them by myself
I also don't have a clue about their past and their traditions

it may suck that you don't make much in your profession but i hope you still lead a fulfilling life while teaching others your passion

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Pros
>stable job with decent income

Cons
>5'7
>acne
>fucking angry all the time
>getting fat

Cons
>5'7"
>120 lb skelly
>clumsy
>voicelet
>wristlet
>not the sharpest tool in the shed
>low motivation
>paranoid
>indecisive
>overthink
pros
>stubbornly loyal
>(could be a con) too forgiving
>decently athletic and healthy if not very strong
That's about it. I suck.

If I could revise this I'd put 5'7" as a pro because I like being this height and it's one of the few things I'm not insecure about.

cons
>minor pigeon chest (not obvious with shirt on)
>hairline has started to recede (only 24)
>socially awkward
>skinny-fat
>5'8

pros
>no mental or physical illness
>eternal optimist
>intelligent and educated
>got a p good job in my field
>white

I could work out or something but I don't really like sacrificing personal time on things I don't really care about at present

Pros:
>not fat
>Am nice and generally don't care about anything
>No attachment to this world.
Cons:
>Stopped feeling emotions almost a year ago
>Little to no empathy (i don't care about sports/politics/morals)
>5 ft 7in (just shoot me)
>105lb
>Self loathing pajeet
>Hkv
>Only wears long sleeved shirts + pants + thick jacket
>I hate attention yet simultaneously crave it
>No friends.

Cons
Under 6'
Virgin

Pros
Decent build
Not fat
Alright hair
Alright fashion sense
Alright face
White European
Accent is a pro when abroad
Have some level of intelligence

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From most peoples perspective

Pros
>Well kept and good hygiene
>No acne
>Average height 5'8
>Long eyelashes
>generally nice looking face, sometimes refered to as cute or feminine
>Respectable human being
>Can to some extent handle myself in social situations
>Fit
>Good at sports, though I do not enjoy them
>Sort of smart

Cons
>Underweight
>Can not lead a conversation whatsoever
>Slight backproblems
>long hair, but I am planning on growing it out just to see how it looks so nobody is stopping me there.
>MASSIVE amounts of existential crisis
>gay faggot