Fembot Feels Thread

>ignoring the fact the men complaining about the friendzone typically want a relationship not just casual sex

Fembots are such nice girls.

I love homemade fries, how do you make them? Fastest way to my heart is through my stomach.

any fembots here into metal?
>tfw no lonely metal fembot gf

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I wish I could gently hug a robot. But robots always ghost me on discord.

Holding hands and kissing are really nice. If I were there, I'd do it for you! I believe in you, femanon~

>discord
found your problem

I like to cut nice chunky fries and deep fry them

Fembots, please tell me how to make you happy.

How about no you dumb cunt slut.

this is retarded and bait so the fact that you guys aren't aware of other forum sites built . for this kind of interaction just shows how beta you really are. sad day for fem browers everywhere.

Wow, it was such a positive thread until you came along.

God damn, this made me hungry. Pls make me some, I'll rub your back while you do it

lolcow is kiwifarms with user posting and crystal cafe is dead

Good. Now fuck off. This is R9k not lolcow. We hate cunts and that will never change.

>I cant compete with the other girls on this sites so I come to R9k to be unique queen for a year
Not our problem slut.

Speak for yourself, I'm fine with anyone who wants to be here. You're the one throwing a fit at her lol

Do you think Ide speak for you normie? No one cares what you think. Fuck off my board too.

I've been here for more than a decade, deal with it

No you havent cunt. I have though and some things never change. Now fuck off. Take your sluts with you.

The length of time you've been here means fuck all. You're arguing like a couple of newfags.

>Fembot
user please, we have talked about this

Yes I have lmao stay pressed

>tfw no fembot to play games with after work which is the only time i go outside
>tfw no fembot to be a homebody with

Can I just get one really hairy and really fat fembot 30+ gf to wife and have her sit on my face 24/7? Thanks.

If you fuck up socialisation an the age 14-17, had no gf and close friends, ure fucked up, and 18 is point of never return.
Am I right?

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I want this too, but I'll take anything over 23 and also specify that she can't have short hair.

Go to discord cunt. No one wants you here.

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I never sat in discord. Dont you want to accept the truth?

there's no such thing as females on r9k

I just want a neet like me who loves grinding on MMOs and chill with in calls but Jow Forums people never want to keep being friends when they find out im black

if you went outside, and kept normal hours, you would probably meat a man

You can be my black MMO grinding girlfriend.

What MMOs do you play? And are you fine with the fact I'm trying to escape neetdom?

Men that only want sex easily get past the friend zone. Maybe women just have a bad people filter.

How to befriend a fembot?

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Homosexual detected. Get your estrogen shot this week yet, faggot?

Discord is no substitute for reality, ma'am. If you really want a man to sweep you off your feet, convert to Christianity and join a fundamentalist church, present yourself as one of the few tradtional virgin single women left and one of the young men will make you his wife, fill your belly with children, and cherish you.

You can find that on Discord without having to pretend to be religious.

How come you're ghosted? What happens before they ghost you that's a pattern?

Mammaries or leave

this thread is still alive

asasd original

I just got on. Wtf is happening

How's that working out for you?
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errr jannies please help

just some friendly banter

Saving this good thread from extinction :(

Same thing that happens when every other woman gets ghosted.

>tfw live in a progressive country
>no fundamentalist churches around me, 0 young people in churches these days
>don't want to be """sexually liberated""" or take advantage of tinder
>only see conservatives on the internet & most of them seem to be misogynists
>tfw you really can't win

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No, I'm genuinely curious

She starts participating in the conversation less and less until she stops responding, and then when the guy finally removes her, she says she's the one who got ghosted.

This, except
>and then when the guy finally removes her
she doesn't even wait until that happens. Any time a guy goes more than 3 days without messaging her, she declares herself ghosted.

>be femanon
>decide to sympathize with bots
>attempt to exchange contact and talk to them and get to know them and possibly be their gf
>all the ones encountered are not working despite being poor
>not even feel the desire to work from home
>never leave their houses or go to the gym at least
>"alright bot, lets work on that and help you become more independent and make money on your own"
>"but muh neetbux"
>"but muh vidya and anime"
>"but muh years in fruitless therapy, its impossible for me to get better femanon"

Expecting to get a gf but being lazy? how are we gonna have kids one day user?

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This has been my experience so far as well desu, not that I'm blaming others for me expecting anything else.

They've probably got avoidant personality disorder and not just "lazy"

I work and have a gym membership. Which one of you is going to be my gf?

I work, how about it?~

Best post so far, robots mostly want someone that will do everything for them like their mommy. But I belive that you will find someone perfect for you femanon.

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This thread is retarded.
THERE ARE NO FEMBOTS!!
There are just stupid women, too stupid to use the advantage that this retarded system gives them.

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>be female
>break the rules of r9k
>Hrduur why

Fuck off cunt. Tits or gtfo.

What if I want a mommy gf?
>tfw no fembot gf to dominate me

Some people don't see that things can get better, unfortunately, so they wallow in it pretty hard. It can take a lot of work to overcome that and they have to be willing to confront some stuff about themselves that might not be easy or natural.

You're a good soul for trying, though... but don't get too hung up over it.

>how are we gonna have kids one day user
The gentleman puts his knight errant in the lady's secret garden and he waters the magic flowers with his rainbow nectar, which then grow into a brave little prince or a sweet little princess.

Sounds like you talked to the worst of us.
Some of us are employed, don't need therapy and just play games in spare time.

Would you help me escape the neet life? I don't actually want a girlfriend until I've sorted my own shit out.

NORMIE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

asdas

I just want my husbando to become real or me to become anime and go isekai and join him
Fuck this world I want my husbando RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who is your husbando? This is important.

He's too good to be posted on this shithole board
I want my husbando I want my husbando!!!

I wish you luck, based husbando poster

That's fine. Post him elsewhere and link it here.

Dear bots can you help me
I'll even take a selfie with the Jow Forums pass that I bought
I joined every single raids that you ever fuckin' dropped
I spent everytime I had, and I never have a lot, oh my god, what a mess

Your words help me deal with the stress
Used to contemplate my suicide the nights I was depressed
Used to pop you in a PC and sit up on my desk
Read to your statements 'til I felt it in my chest, but

These days it's like you don't have nothin' left
Your statements feels kinda like you're tryna write a check
Everything is digital, I mean no disrespect
But I'm declaimin' even more, and you give me even less, what the fuck?

You taught me to think, you taught me to grow
You taught me the things to survive on my own
But now you teach me to drink, you teach me to smoke
You teach me to think, "everyman's a ho"

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>my board
your new is showing

What do I take this to mean

>box wine
>not $17/handle bourbon
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend, Evan Williams

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Are these lyrics to a song?

#fembotfeels
so truuuuu XD

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>be qt boy
>a fembot isn't dating me

anyone else know this terrible feel?

you're not 2d

It truly is suffering. I'm sick of all these Stacies throwing themselves at me.

>tfw no fembot to watch psychological/interesting/old anime and listen to music with

Why live. I with just want to watch stuff with a fembot on rabbit

unfortunately no, but i'm good at kissing and being warm, and also i'm independent and stuff.

I'm tired of dating roasties, I just want a weird comfy girl like Kelly

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Doubt. I out-work most people and I've had a hell of a time maintaining a conversation with any girl from Jow Forums, "fembots" included.

too bad you didn't talk to an user who partly owns his own business and is paying down a mortgage on his house.

i wanna rub the tip of my cock on kelly's soft soles

We aII do, user, we all do

>he makes the same repetitive thread every day
how do we stop this nonsense?

we have to eat all her bacon and tomatos

You don't know shit about making fries you dumb cunt. GTFO of my kitchen.

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