Go to pharmacy with Grandma to get her pills

>go to pharmacy with Grandma to get her pills
>Talk to cute girl behind the counter
>End up seeing her whenever I go in
>Super nerdy and quiet (pic related tattooed on her arm).
>Short orange hair
>Glasses
>Little chubby but not fat
>Laughs at my dumb jokes and smiles at me when I come in.
How do I not fuck this up?
What do I say?

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ask her what would be the most embarrassing thing you could bring to the counter that would make here definitely not say yes to a date

if she laughs you're in

but you better take her somewhere nice

don't buy magnum condoms

Just ask her for her phone number and ask if she wants to meet up with you after work or something, if you dont fuck up, good job youre now dating, good luck user

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>skyrim
>not the superior TES game
you can do better, OP

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>Most normalfag Elder Scrolls game ever produced
>Lowest barrier of entry
>Even has quest markers
>"super nerdy"
>her favorite game has QUEST LOCATION MARKERS

Haha into the trash it fucking goes.

Oh shit its the alcoholic train dude how the fuck you been? Hot minute since i've seen your name here.

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Just ask for her number and say you should go out for something like coffee sometime, hard to fuck up, but if you do just laugh it off

not great, can't find a job and still haven't received my paycheck for February from my last one. how expensive are lawyers? I may need to sue to get paid

Ask for her opinion on Talos and tell her you want to invade her Solitude and establish your Stormcloak rule all over her body

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Do everyone a favor and remove that wench and yourself from this plane of existence.

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she's at work and probably just being nice.

>not casually dropping a magnum and wad of hundreds infront of her

cringe
skyrim is the best one
others are for people trying to be cool

I dunno I sunk like 400 hours into oblivion and didnt even wanna finish the dungeons and Skyrim because it was all so formulaic.

One of the problems i found with skyrim was the fact you can easily begin crafting armor and weapons ten times better then anything you will find in the dungeons.

i really liked the vampire quests and gritty atmosphere skyrim had

>having a tattoo
>having a video game tattoo

solid yikes from me, pal

>solid yikes from me, pal

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She doesn't play it and she's a lesbian.

>skyrim is the best one
>can't craft spells
>half magic spells get shitcanned
>half of the skills get shitcanned
>get shitty perk trees instead

At least they got right crafting and buffed archery, i tried making a magic archer with explosive magic arrows in oblivion but archery is just too weak to work.

She's already got a boyfriend, possibly several, you stupid cuckold faggot. You're just a fun diversion in her tedious and boring day. The minute a f*mnoid shows you the minutest bit of attention you faggots cave and start lining up for the pleasure of eating used condoms in raw sewage. Go ahead you sad fuck. Casually drop in a leading question next time you see her. Come back and greentext your exact feelings of misery and despair when she responds with "Oh yeah my boyfriend wanted to see that movie this weekend." You deserve it. You've earned every bad feeling that comes your way.

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Technically speaking it could also be a Morrowind tattoo, not to mention the symbol appears throughout Oblivion as well.
But yeah, it's mos likely meant as a Skyrim tat.

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I have no idea how you people decide that some cynical losers are from reddit and therefore inferior to the home-grown cynical losers. It seems more like you just spew this shit on any poster who makes your butthurt flare up.

It has nice necromancy spells
destruction isn't to bad

Literally planning to get a hentai scene tatted on my arm

Eat shit and die, nigger.

kill yourself jewish slave

>getting a tattoo of hentai or porn
what in the fuck

i kinda wanted to get a tattoo of my waifu on my bicep

Necromancy is Skyrim is terrible. It needs mods.

no it isn't
you can thrall anything

>>Short orange hair
>>Glasses
>>Little chubby but not fat

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Stay mad normalnigger

Why the fuck not?
Pic related, found an artist that thinks he can do it in only two sessions for under $2500

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And then it's just a regular thing but with bits of blue lightning on it. Low effort shit.
May as well have made it a dominate spell under illusion.

>"No matter what else happens, the guards will always be grateful for everything you've done."
>"You should talk to the Jarl up in Dragonsreach, lend any aid you can."
>"Uch. Been tending your hounds? You smell like a wet dog."
>"I have a lot of respect for the Restoration School. Skyrim could use more healers."
>"Stay out of trouble, Imperial."

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