Beardlet Support Group

>20 years old
>can't grow a beard for shit
>mustache doesn't grow in the very center of upper lip, leaving reverse-hiterstache
>most redeemable aspect of my facial hair is my goatee
Besides biotin and vitamins, what else promotes growth? I've heard that rogaine can help stimulate follicles where facial hair isn't growing. I've heard that it can cause severe acne and hair loss if you stop taking it though. Any tips or advice?

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just go clean shaven
29 year old beardlet here. beards are for fucking faggots nowadays anyways

As a 29 year old beardlet myself, I wish I could believe this. However I am surrounded daily by literal greek god beards and it fucking hurts.

Even with a shitty beard it's better than putting my baby face on display for the world to see

It also feels good to rub my hands against it, it soothes my autism

I shaved completely yesterday because after 2 months all I had was a neckbeard and nothing on my face at all. I don't know if it's just that I'm not used to seeing myself like this or if I really do look dumb but I feel like I look dumb.

You were meant to be a girl OP you can always take HRT and be a sissy

You could grow one of those wispey french looking staches

>tfw can only grow a stache and chin beard

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Fuck that man. Can we trade because shaving is big fucking gay. If I don't shave I look like I'm 25 instead of 18.

>born with 10/10 godtier beard genes
>full thick beard at only 18 y/o
>fucking balding since same age
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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Needless to say I shaved yesterday... but still even with that shit my face looked better from the front

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Pic is my beard btw. If anyone wants to swap it for a juvenile hairline, i'll accept.

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>all my male relatives have started balding at around 20, great beards tho
>I didn't do any physical activities during my teens, so never got a huge amount testosterone growing up
>mfw hitting 29, hairline of a 10 year old and can only grow a moustache

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Your neck is the size of a toothpick
You look ridiculous

My beard is kinda patchy too, I have a reverse Hitler stache too and little growth in the soul patch area. However, I get compliments often and girls show me more attention as opposed to when l'm clean shaven.

You sure you're balding? I see hair on the top there.

Yea there is indeed hair but shit is badly and rapidly receding on the temples (also that pic is quite old).
Lol not really retard

Beardlet here

Its unfortunate but I have to ID for cigarettes without one. 24 yo...

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I basically have the sal vulcano beard. Patchy as fuck but better than clean shaven

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femanon
dont grow beards
they are disgusting
only 50 year old rapist uncles, gay fat bears, and hipster beta males wear them.

clean shaven or 5 o clock
you want to look professional like a ceo or a mafia hitman
not some mentally challenged loser who cant even groom himself

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You manlets and beardlets make good bottoms to fuck on Grindr

stfu roastie, my beard my business

your problem is that youre fat and a neckbeard and a mustache fallout victim
shave that shit and lose weight.

thats a fat gay bottom who works weekends as Twinkles the clown for kids parties
you have to trim that shit like a woman does eyebrows
you cant just let it grown randomly like some fucking crotch garbage fire

clean lines

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then be prepared to be treated like an incel with down syndrome instead of like a man
its on you to act the part but you can at least look like a man not a fat 9 year old who plays pokemans

Here's your (You), disgusting femoid.

9 year olds can't grow beards you're the one who looks 9

>Woman telling a man how to be a man
Lmao

I only get hair on my neck, I hardly get any on my face at all even if I go months without shaving.

>tfw need to shave everyday
you don't know how bad it is

>tfw babyface
>tfw balding
>tfw chinlet
>tfw jawlet
Everyone's advice: Just grow a beard bro
>tfw also a beardlet

Fuck this shit.

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>be blonde
>stubble is coarse and even
>beard grows in deep red
>beard hair grows all the way down neck to where chest hair starts

FFFFFFFFFFFF

right? this is why women hate most men.
they dont want to babysit. they want the man to be in control of his own life and feel safe with him.

yeah i know youre 22 and still havent learned how to shave or basic grooming skills because youre retarded BUT IMPREGNANT ME WITH YOUR SEED YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED MAN MULE

yet they insist that they don't need men, we're expected to be fucking stoic greek gods who work and provide everything without so much as showing emotion. yet masculinity is viewed as weak and fragile. being a woman is having your cake and eating it too