Hi robots,
Here to do another audio thread, kinda bored. I'll read out whatever you want, as long as it doesn't make me want to puke.
Hi robots,
Here to do another audio thread, kinda bored. I'll read out whatever you want, as long as it doesn't make me want to puke.
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I love my kawaiifu
Fuck off attention whore roastie
Can you say
>It's okay, don't worry about it, everything will be fine.
rekt
thank you, I'll listen to this every day
"it's okay that you have a flat chest, what really matters is your big heart... and your love for anal"
>are you sure they're not too small? I've SEEN you look at that girl's boobs the other day
Hi robots,
Reddit is slow today so Im here to get orbiters
Please say:
I love you so much Brandon, and I never want to leave your side. I want to be able to hug you every night and call you my own.
Hi robots,
Reddit is slow today so Im here to get orbiters okay
Betty bought a bit of butter.
But the butter Betty bought was bitter.
so Betty bought a better butter,
and it was better than the butter Betty bought before.
Hi robots,
Reddit is slow today so Im here for validation
Hi robots,
Is my voice cute? Please orbit me
Hi robots,
Roastie here
Hi robots,
Give me attention please? Chad is with Stacy
"I love Nathan Martinovich and his anorexia so, so much"
Hi robots,
Here for the big black cocks
Hi robots,
Here to do another penis thread
Your last thread was great. Please say "Please just let me lick it once, please? I just want to know what it tastes like"
Hi robots,
I sure do love black cocks
Can you say "I don't care how many people hate you or find you off-putting. I think you're wonderful and I will always love you. I hope, if nothing else, that knowing that helps you feel a tiny bit better about yourself. If you're having a bad day, you can always come to me, and I'll talk to you for as long as you need"
>saving a bunch of black cock pictures to own the roastie
Hi robots,
Back to business! XD
Can you sing this?
Needless to say, I'm keeping her in check
She was all bad-bad, nevertheless
Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck
Thinkin' in a bad way, losin' your grip
Screamin' at my face, baby, don't trip
Someone took a big L, don't know how that felt
Lookin' at you sideways, party on tilt
Ooh-ooh, some things you just can't refuse
She wanna ride me like a cruise
And I'm not tryna lose
Then you're left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're a sunflower
I think your love would be too much
Or you'll be left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're the sunflower
You're the sunflower
Hi robots,
Here to suck some more cocks
"Is that what you think a fucking sandwich looks like Lizzy, where's the fucking cheese goddamn it!"
Hey did you hear the news?
Spiderman thread now
please say
"I love Nathan Martinovich so much and want to eat a vegan burrito with him"
spidey thread time
please say this and i'll be your boyfriend if you do:
>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences havebeen a disaster for the human race.
>clyp.it
That was geniunly good
please let me fuck you ginger
clyp.it
I did this one in the last thread lol
Sue, don't misunderstand
me, please.
Sue, I'm not complaining
about your work.
I have your latest piece
right here in front of me
and it's terrific, it's great.
It's just that you were
due back here yesterday.
Yeah, but Richard, there's one
more story I just have to do.
There's always one more story.
No, but would you listen to this?
Last month this guy in
the Northern Territory
was attacked by a crocodile.
The thing bit his leg right off,
left him there to die
100 miles from nowhere.
A week later, he crawls
out of the bush,
gets patched up and disappears.
No interviews,
no pictures, nothing.
- So?
- I tracked him down.
He runs a safari business out of
somewhere called Walkabout Creek.
And his name...
Get this...
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee.
Sue, even if this
thing is for real,
it could take you weeks
to nail him down.
Will you trust me?
>clyp.it
okay this is epic, i expect many robots to ask for this same one desu
can i download this or something?
please please give me attention ginger please Please!!!!!!! i lovw U no matter what anybody says !!!!!!!! if u falli will catch U if you need a hig I will give U
say "oh boy oh boy, do i like hugs"
do you really pronounce "desu" like that?
can anybody confirm if this is the right pronounciation?
Your voice is awesome and you're a good sport, don't worry about the trolling.
Please read
>What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
Just wanted to say hello again. Glad you made another thread. How's your day going, Ginger?
P-p-please say "I love you for who you are and nothing will ever change that"
Please make fun of my penis size and then giggle about it like spider did yesterday.
if you're speaking japanese the u is usually silent
Hi pal! Daily reminder your dick is pathetic
Are you ignoring the lewd prompts on purpose? I'd be willing to pay for them
say
>"listen you stupid asian WHORE i dont want you to keep messaging my boyfriend with your SLUTTY HAIRY NUDES EVERY AGAIN and if i ever see "smolbeans" on his phone again i will fucking....*door or some shit* oh shit hes comi" "
i-i know it is..
>You know full well she doesn't love you like I do. It hurts me to see how lonely you are while she never gives you what you need.. Please... If there's any way you could give me a chance, I'd be so happy
Thank you very much. Collection grows
thanks user it's exactly what I wanted
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Oof can you say
>I love you neko
>MARRY ME NIGGA
Bet
"sup it's ya boi logan pual it's been like a year since we last did this so today were going to find a dead body, letsa go logang haha"
Can you pretend to be on aphrodisiacs and you really need to have sex right now and I'm the only guy around but you're disgusted with me but too horny not to do it and just want to get it over with
*Cries* Thank you user