What would be your excuse?

That user sounds like the feds to me, I'm glad you could see through his entrapment tactic.

>weird head
>jew nose
>small eyes
>fucked up teeth
>weak chin
>brainlet
>poorfag
>small dick
>tfw subhuman

i don't want that you filthy mongrel I want her dead

(me)
As long both like and enjoy it, it's all good and fun

Seriously, the fear is so bad that it physically hurts.

I haven't found the original right person.

why do i have to have an excuse?

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My porn addiction caused me to lose attraction to real women. I'm only attracted to a woman when she's on a screen.

I lack self confidence and social awareness.

Get an online girlfriend?

Men are expected to ask women out when they have to sit and wait and I refuse to play this game.
If a woman wants to ask me out herself then sure lets see how it goes but otherwise go fuck yourself

Why would I do that when I can't fuck her? I may as well interact with camwhores

Because ive not met 1 girl who has said "i want to have children in my life". Literally every girl in her late teens and early 20s are fucking jewed so badly. Also havent met any girl who is saving herself for marriage

I'm too much of a social retard to even have one that is somewhat interested in to me.

The majority of women want children by nature, why do they have to say it? If a girl owns one of those tiny dogs, she wants a child but is smart enough to know she's not ready.

>smart enough to know she's not ready
this be one o dem oxy morans

>excuse?
I'm physically unable to work, so no one is going to talk to me once they know that.

I am a huge sadist who cant get hard unless there is suffering.
Get me a good girl who likes having her fingers bitten until she can no longer feel them and i will consider dating her.

>Ugly depressed amputee who just wants to play vidya all day
Because I know none of them will like so so why try?

shut up or pic will be your fate

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i dont get out much

Sorry me again. I don't actually have girlfriend. I just pretend that I have a girlfriend playing rdr2 while I'm playing it. It's pretty fun to give this imaginary person advice on where to go and what to do. Sorry :(

I mean, I'm fatass. Trying to lose it though. Browse 4 reich because le funny

this.

the one chick i've ever been with practically had to drag me home with her. i'm not much but if i just had the balls to ask the girls that i'm interested in out, i guess realistically there'd be one out of ten or some that might at least go on a date with me

> tfw i'm an 8/10 in looks
> completely useless cause i'm a turboautist and social recluse who cant handle even basic human interaction
it fucking hurts when i get cute chicks giving me the look on the subway.

Use this symbol ">" for citations, redditfag

I have this mental disorder in which my brain makes me think I'm attracted to guys. So I haven't been trying

Girls generally arent romantically interested in me

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At this point, quite simply it's from not trying. Lost weight and look good and get a lot more attention from women now but I myself dont make a move. My social skills are a lot more improved now too but still it takes me sometime to get comfortable with someone I dont know and act more naturally friendly as opposed to robotic.

If you're okay you the fact you're expected to make a move and they aren't then go fuck yourself. How's it any man's fault

I do have one. She just doesn't exist in this universe.

I don't give a shit. About anything.

3 key reasons
1) I have no ambition and all women seem to require this
2) I won't date a girl who's had kids or isn't skinny
3) I'm too depressed to go anywhere outside of work

no ambition as in no passions? otherwise you seen fine to me.

Yes. I have no desire to actively pursue things, especially getting "good jobs" and making more money which is what women value most.

Sometimes I just set up job interviews and pretend that they're dates, then never call them back afterwards.
I guess I don't have a girlfriend because I don't go on real dates and call them back.

I had to learn how to interact with people the hard way, and by the time I did, it was pretty much too late.

At this point, I'm 42, and as far as I can tell, literally every woman in my age range is in a relationship, fat, a parent, batshit crazy, not into boys in the first place, or a combo platter of the above. And even if I'm wrong, it seems highly unlikely that any woman who doesn't fit those categories would want anything to do with a skinny middle-aged nerd no matter how much money I make unless they were literally only into the money itself.

Ironically, I'm pretty sure I'm actually fairly attractive, I've gotten over the social awkwardness, and I do in fact make decent money. Nonetheless, I don't have any mainstream interests at all, and in any event, there's no hope left now.

Why you askin? You offerin?

i meant that more as in having something to work towards, yknow? but I guess
>I have no desire to actively pursue things
works either way. i hope you find the mental energy to pursue things, professionally or not.

I don't think for him it's about mental energy. I think he just doesn't care about the rat race.

Job interviews are easy, right? You just have coffee with a hot chick and she gushes about how great you are and about how you should be making more money. Dating just sucks.

To clarify, there is nothing I find myself passionate about.

I think both are true. I definitely don't prescribe to the normal agenda to try to win the rat race, but I also find myself lacking the mental energy or motivation to pursue things outside of it. The only thing I can actually find myself wanting is a relationship but that seems unrealistic.

well i just personally don't think that's what having no passions means, but it could be like that in this instance.

I feel ya brother. I am guilty of the same thing. There have been about a half dozen times in my life where the girl was being embarrassingly forward with me and i STILL couldn't act, even though I knew it was very unlikely I'd be rejected. It's like there's a forcefield in my brain that physically prevents me from taking action and asking a girl out or even just showing a small amount of interest back. Also, there's been a ton of moments where a girl would be throwing herself at me but I was too oblivious to see it at the time, sometimes not realizing until years later.

>it fucking hurts when i get cute chicks giving me the look on the subway.

This is the fucking worst. Now that Im in my late 20s I get a lot fewer of those "oblivious" moments I mentioned earlier. I pick up on the signals and such much better, but I am still unable to act because my lack of experience completely kills any self confidence I should have in myself. To be revealed as a 28 year old kissless virgin would be the utmost humiliation, so instead I just try to ignore the situation and put it out of mind, or simply leave if it gets too unbearable. This leaves me stuck in a self perpetuating loop that will undoubtedly make things worse and worse. Those moments you described where I am out in public and notice a girl eyeing me are downright torture. I know what I should do, I know how easy it is to do in theory, it's something billions and billions of men have done naturally without a second thought throughout history, but deep down I know that I will NEVER be able to do such a simple thing as approach and make small talk with a cute girl. I don;t know how or why I am this way but it's not something I'm capable of changing or it would have happened years ago. I am a coward, plain and simple.

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I'm short. I live in Cali and everyone here is tall/good looking, OR has the following qualities I don't

I'm awkward with new people, and usually act reserved to keep myself from sperging. The way to make friends here with wimmun is to act super chummy and confident, and while I can be confident at times, I'm definitely not chummy

I'm not a liberal faggot, just a regular one. I have all the downsides of a basedboy (vidya obsession, Not super masculine, Not great facial hair, bisexual, not very dominant) and none of the few upsides (being able to shamelessly and unironically whiteknight/virtue signal/pretend to care about politics and be super left wing). Without these, I stand no chance with the majority of dumb fuck women here, not that I would want a woman like that anyway.

Lastly, I think there ARE women out there that I would be great for, and would be great for me. The problem is one or more of the following.
They don't go out a whole lot, how would I meet them?
They already got a boyfriend similar or better than me.
They're on online dating, but like most women, my height and lack of immediate powerful charm makes it not worth the effort to choose me over others (Ive tried a bit of online dating before, got a few matches but nothing ever came of it)

My good qualities, though few, do exist. But they're the sort of qualities that show themselves long term. Intelligent, loyal, creative, etc. And none of em are that exceptional of qualities anyways.

My best hope is to find someone with a short guy fetish, but there's plenty of discarded manlets, so again, dunno why I'd get chosen.

I live in the country with no car

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I don't care enough to try; though if I did try, I'd probably just fail. Plus small 3".

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I don't have any excuses, I have valid reasons not to get involved with roastie parasites. Even if I'm left in a state of perpetual blue balls and mental imbalance, it's still better than the alternative.

>It's like there's a forcefield in my brain that physically prevents me from taking action and asking a girl out or even just showing a small amount of interest back.

I know exactly what feel you're talking about. Just keep telling yourself over and over to ask a girl out, and she might suprise you with a yes if you do. It's hard, I know, but you won't get anywhere if you don't try.

I asked a classmate out on Tuesday and we went out that day. You also have to keep in mind that not every date is gonna lead to sex or a relationship. It's a process and not always a fast one.

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i'm not interested in dating, more interested in advancing my own life before worrying about that
i never plan on marrying or having children

>What would be your excuse?
nobody is good enough for me

Because I don't want to, and it doesn't seem worth the trouble.

I'm unemployed, unlicensed and live with my parents.

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I don't know what makes me like that, I had that happen too. I've literally had girls ask me if I like them and I will just say no out of fear. I don't even know what I'm afraid of, I just recoil and deny everything. It's pathetic that I'm still a KHHV

> ugly
> overweight
> socially awkward
> not white

"Fuck out of my way you filthy normaloid!"

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Because I don't go outside and I haven't met anyone that I would actually like to make my girlfriend when I did go outside

"why do you care you dumb whore"

I have nothing to give in a relationship, theres nothing in it for any woman

Because I don't know how to talk to girls. Literally how do you even start a conversation with them.

Women have too much free will, I need a slave not a lover.

Stupid, no selfesteem, no confidence, thin short penis, ugly.

They're out of my league
>she's different than that other one from ten minutes ago, you should give it another shot!
It's easier to say you're depressed or something. Usually whoever's asking this question doesnt care that much and caves.

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Because i don't care enough to
Oregoswif

No one in this country wants me and I don't have a passport.

I spend too much time on discords like these

discord/gg/JrAtHxk

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that i'm looking for a twink taller than 5'3

I don't have the sexual and social cravings that would make me want one. So I have not tried

I'm not a people person. In fact, I loathe having to engage and maintain conversations. This can be attributed to the fact that I'm boring and have nothing interesting to say.
I also have this constant thought that people hate me. I'm a nuisance and whenever I do say something, it's either disregarded or generally perceived as stupid.
There is this girl I know and I think she is interested in me, though I wish to not further the relationship from just acquaintances. Though she's known for being a lesbian/bisexual (she claims either one sometimes, but regardless it's another factor as to why I don't like her that way) so I may just be taking her friendliness the wrong way. But I think her interest in me is waning, so it doesn't matter. I'm also not into fat chicks.
Another reason why I don't have a gf is because I think that I'm a selfish asshole. I try my damnest to be as selfless as possible, but in the end, I always end up doing decisions that benefit me in the long/short run.
In short, I don't want one and I don't deserve one.

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Because sex it's confusing to me, and women are even worse

No desire to connect with anybody. Any kind of relationship seems tedious to me and doesn't seem worth it. I just want to be alone.

why do i need a fucking excuse? Whats the big deal?

respect, but you're still thinking about the whole thing from wrong perspective. don't think of intergender interaction as fuckboi chatter, just talk with people you want to talk about and by not naturally discriminating women out of hate, you'll end up with your qt goth tomboy.

i'm not boyfriend material

i got a girlfriend in my 30s after about a decade alone. she's incredible. but it didn't fix anything. i am still irredeemably unproductive and self-loathing. just found someone to put up with me. still wanna die

Don't love myself. Feel empty, mostly.
I would just chew up their center and leave them as empty as myself. I don't want that.

I simply don't care. I never been in an intimate relationship and I dont feel the need for one.
Also no one ever shown interest in me.

I'm too weird to have a girlfriend. No one wants me.

Because I'm so mentally deranged that the possibility of a relationship or a socially functional life is inconceivable

Because I'm not witty, clever, funny, interesting, hygienic, intelligent, creative, ingenuitive, or useful to society in any way. I have no car, driver's license, or job. I live with my grandparents still, but I'm a year away from my associate's at a community college and then I can make $1,000,000,000 overnight and move out and be super rich and not die alone.

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No one was ever good enough

Because everything about me repels women.

>manlet
>hfa
>live in a middle of nowhere
>neet
>no social ties whatsoever
>addicted to vidya and anime

Getting out of this mess would take too much effort, I think I'll stick to porn cuz no woman would be attracted to a turboloser like me

>have money
>have a job
>getting a masters degree next year
>have both male and female friends at Uni and from high school
>great and supporting family
>never had a gf and am a 23 year old virgn
I love this clown world

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