Is this the official movie of Jow Forums?

Seriously, is there a more pro Western, simple, and magnificent movie like LOTR?
Every character was unique and had depth.
It was my childhood movie as it was for many others.
As a kid
>I thought Aragorn was unstoppable
>Legolas's skill with a bow was unmatched
>Gimli was hilarious but badass at the same time
>I saw Gandalf as a father figure or mini deity knowing most things in the world
>Boromirir represented our flaws as men like pride and lust for power
>Sam was the bravest
>Sauroman was an asshole and I truly wanted him dead
>Frodo being the most selfless taking the burden upon himself

I can probably recite every line of all 3 movies now. I still get pumped up when the elves arrive at helms deep. I still get chills when Elrond gives Aragorn Anduril. And I still cry when Frodo leaves for the Valinor.

On top of all this, there are no faggots, niggers or Jews. Rather a white man shouting
"Stand, men of the West!"

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HEIL!

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>childhood movie
You have to be 18 to post here

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It was a different time. Better movies will never be made

It's a good story because it's true

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Quality cinema is no longer allowed to be made. Cape shit, bastardized remakes and sequels that destroy the source material need only apply. Yet Hollyjew decides to double down on shit that's just going to piss more and more people off.

The Two Towers is one of my favorite movies, I've probably seen it a dozen times and I still love it. The appendices are also great, so much work went into these films.

Does Mordor locate in the Middle-East, Anatolia or Hungary? Debate

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They're going to remake it, user.

And they're making Legolas black. They're going to make him black. And Frodo is going to be mestizo.

LOTR trilogy was released 15-17 years ago

There's really no need for over the top gore or pornography. Between Aragorn and Arwen, there were few scenes involving them close to each other and they were emotional, so you "got the idea". I don't understand the the 5 minute sex scenes in every other movie now. You'll be lucky to find a free one on Netflix that's no more than 80 minutes long with an actual plot.
I always thought world was flat in the movie. Middle earth being our realm and the the undying lands in the center. But Mordor would clearly be in the far East.

I think Aragon is a pretty cool guy. He kills orcs and doesnt afraid of anything.

>no jews
You know Dwarves are Jews right?

>In the last interview before his death, Tolkien, after discussing the nature of Elves, briefly says of his Dwarves: "The dwarves of course are quite obviously, wouldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic, obviously, constructed to be Semitic."

I read the books at least 6 times before the first movie came out. the first movie bored me out of my mind and by the second I was just angry. (watched these on theatrical release). never seen the third one in full. fuck NZ desu :P

>Jow Forums
>pro western
this is a putin board, retard

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Aragorn waited. The lights above him flickered and sparked out of the air. There were orcs in Osgiliath. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Denethor were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Aragorn was a ranger for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the riders and he said to dad "I want to be on the horses papa."

Papa said "No! You will BE KILL BY ORCS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the City of Osgiliath in Gondor he knew there were orcs.

"This is Denethor" the carrier pigeon crackered. "You must fight the orcs!"

So Aragorn gotted his Falme of the West sword and smote through the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the orcs

"I will shoot at him" said Gothmog and he fired the crossbow bolts. Aragorn stabbed at him and tried to smite him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the orcs" he shouted

The carrier pigeon said "No, Aragorn. You are the orcs"

And then Aragorn was an orc.

No it's not. Fuck off

STOP REMINDING ME HOW FUCKING OLD I'M GETTING

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>be big LOTR fan
>saw the first movie half a dozen times
>second one probably twice
>still only ever saw the third one in the theater when
Wonder why I never took the time to properly re-watch them all.

Third one is pretty fucking good my dude. Soundtrack, increase in the epicness of the scenery and the increased nigger evil of what the huwhite characters face make it seem like a very natural conclusion to the series.

Maybe you just don't like the fact that it had to end, user.

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Yeah guess that's it. I felt depressed for a week after I finished reading the books.

LOTR was the most based trilogy of all time, then probably the Dollars trilogy and Dirty Harry.

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op, who was Tom Bombadil?

you fuck off, liberashka. go back to your containment board, /po/

owie

ayo wite boi make room fo da NEWEST GONDORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WHOOP WHOOP

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know that feel bro

Funny, it was made in the early 2000s but could NEVER be made today because it's a 0-nigger story. I'm surprised The Hobbit movies didn't have any niggers either.

The fact that it came before the blatant shilling of political correctness is why LOTR will always be my favourite series, and all 3 are in my top 20 movies of all time, fuck what anybody says about fangirling it.

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that map is extremely inaccurate

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>movie

It's also book series bub.

Also there are niggers, the "swarthy" fuccbois from the south who come up to help besiege Mina's Tirith. This is one of many libtard criticisms of the book. You could interpret dwarves as Jews or orcs as nogs but I don't think that makes sense.

>Mfw they left out one of the coolest characters

Also rip barrow wraiths

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Every good quality you’re attributing to the films that isn’t visual effects or acting is due to the books. All of your compliments should be paid to the books.

The movies weren't bad but as a fan of the books there were a few things in the movies which ruin the experience for me, such as the way Faramir's character was totally changed.
Yeah but read The Hobbit and it's clear Tolkien portrayed them accurately.

Show me your best OrcPosts

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Eh really stretching the definition of “Viking” there aren’t we?

two towers was the best, fucking made my childhood

>Varg
>God tier
ahahahhahahahahahaahah

Hey guys, remember times when we could have a fantasy movie without shoehorned token niggers in it? Yeah, me too.

the lotr movies miss the point of the books, but whatever, the first one is actually good.

How fuck are the Dwarves Jews, its not like they hoard gold and treasu...oh fugg!

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no, this film is
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el cid is a real hero
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and this film inspired lord of the rings
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>when the orc posts hit

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The world of Middle-Earth was originally flat but was made round when Númenor (basically Atlantis) was destroyed, thousands of years prior to the events of LotR. The kingdoms of Gondor and Arnor were founded by Númenorean exiles and that's why they are the Aryan master race of Middle Earth and have long lifespans.

I listen to the Lord of the Rings Sound track nearly every week, not ashamed it's beautiful music.

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Tolkien actually says in a letter or something middle-earth is supposed to be an ancient version of earth

The hobbit movies did have niggers, but they were mostly just extras. Full blown Somalian just chilling in Dale town, and they really linger the camera on her so you notice. Those movies are a fucking abomination and Jackson lost all my respect, he's basically George Lucas now

My problem with the "Dwarves are Jews" thing is that Dwarves are hard working, honorable and brave. Things that are all antithetical to Jews. Tolkein probably took inspiration from Jews, and then made them palatable.

Yeah, I think gollum will always be the jew creature to me.

Schizo effect when smeagol starts ranting and goes full gollum makes it even more jewish.

Is this the Fall of Granada?

they're amongst my favorite books too, probably the books ive read most

Don't forget that Jackson made the orcs white in the Hobbit movies too because someone complained that the uruk hai in LOTR being black was raycis

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If I remember rightly, he wanted it to be an English mythical tale, since most mythic, nation forming tales from his time were Welsh, Saxon or Celtic.

EL CID
starring ben hur

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>movies
>not books
Brainlet fucking detected.

This is true.

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They are also incredibly greedy for gold and other treasure, and the plot of The Hobbit is basically an allegory for Zionism.

>we wuz goths n shieeett

its music shits all over lord of the rings
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they don't make films like this anymore

>Hazel eyes
We're like the 56% of eye color

Yes, with a direct relationship to Christian values of sacrifice for a higher ideal even when it does not look to you as though it will effect you (and in the end, inaction will effect you anyway, as the burning shire demonstrates.)

thanks user for post el cid; will have a read / watch / listen today.

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>stopped playing lotr game on my iPod
>check Jow Forums and this is the first thread on page one
What a coincidence :P

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I forgot how many of these I have in my shitpost folder

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read the books, faggot
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heiled

>Vlad holdings
We wuz Impalers and sheeeeeit!

My favourite one

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Great movie or greatest movie?

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CONAN THE BARBARIAN
is pol's official movie

im surprised the whole thing is on youtube
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we need to upvote this film into imdb's top 10 films

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gayest movie

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All I remember from that film is the sex scene -why is /our film/ again?

>tfw there will never be a game like Vermintide where you play in the LOTR universe killing Uruks, Goblins and Orcs

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>fangirling it
You know the rules.

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this movie is so redpilled, john mulius was essentially blacklisted from hollywood

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MORGOTH DID NOTHING WRONG!


Fuck the (((elves))).


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Virtually all I listen to when it comes to music is film scores
Here are some songs a recommend

Now we are free - gladiator
Across the stars - attack of the clones
Promentory - last of the mohicans
Beautiful lies -Batman vs Superman
Terraforming - man of steel
Arcade - man of steel
Oogway acsends - Kung fu panda
Intro - beauty and the beast
Here come the storms -big trouble little China
Abduction at airport - big trouble little China

That’s just of the top of my head, and there’is a shit tonne more of you don’t mind anime (i don’t actually watch anime, but some have fantastic scores)

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Ahhh, good times. The memes were delicious.

This was such an accurate meme I love it

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yes user! Great films all of them.

I couldn't get into it, but it was a good influence on those that did it seems, so yeah.

I can't wait to dust off the old war chest for meme war 2020.

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