How am I supposed to ever find a hyena wife if the thread keeps dying? Find one in real life? Don't be ridiculous

Is she squeezing him with her boobies?

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Squeezing your prey with your tits should be a natural instinct for a hyena girl

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How about some webms?

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Haha, imagine if a girl could actually squeeze you with her boob muscles.

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Strong, but still has some nice jiggle.

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2 tickets to the gun show please.

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I concur.

Absolutely based. Thank you user.

*embarrasses weak boys in public*

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but you sure as hell won't find one around here senpai
because she has to pick me FIRST

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I don't think that's your call to make, friendo.

Are you the skelly manlet from the other thread? I only concede to smaller boys because they're more preferable to hyena women.

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fight me to the death, faggots

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tfw no hyena wife that wants to play with my feet

>manlets fighting for the affection of a hyena woman

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There isn't a love more pure in the world.

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>implying it's not simply down the hypothetical hyena woman's choice.

Her choice can be limited by the number of men still alive.

>she wouldn't allow it only to pick the one that would try to run away because he'd be that much more fun to play with

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Once again, BB called Raven momma several times, confirming that he wants her to be his demonic mommy gf.

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oh, posted the wrong pic
meant to post this

>BB/raven
I can definitely see BB as being the submissive type, and raven to like being the one in control, but it could also just be BB being silly and teasing her with whatever he can think of because he's the random guy of the team

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>2003 teen titans
youtube.com/watch?v=v-CJ4Oh-dBI

Nah he calls her it consistently, especially when he's trying to act cool. The only logical conclusion is that he want to succ her demon milkies.
Plus think about how often his animal of choice is something small, cute and vulnerable. He really only turns into big scary animals when shit's going down, the other 90% of time he spends his life as a puppy or something. He's also a weeb, so there's that.

youtube.com/watch?v=5pTcUuLRAwo

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>women shehulking their clothes
unf

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Discreet in the streets, athlete in the sheets.

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>tfw you'll never be carried by your bride

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>taller and bigger than average woman
>had a tiny and frail bf
>only ended up hurting him when being together

I don't mind small guys but there's a point where it's too much and I think skellies are that point.

Unflexed is fucking hot. I didn't know I liked this.

l need source on this.

Are you the lady who dislocated her bf's hips during sex?
I'm small, but not to the point of being skelly. I think you can be pretty rough with me without breaking me apart. Plus I'm really flexible, so I figure my joints and tendons can be stretched more than average.

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>ceshira.tumblr.com
it's written on the damn thing

What didn't you know you liked? Jow Forums women?

Ah yes that's me, thought I recognized this thread.

Like I said I wouldn't mind a smaller bf but I think I'll always have that stigma of hurting him and being afraid.

It's only a stigma if it's disapproved by society. No one cares if a woman hurts a boy.

I would care if I hurt my bf, very much so.

That doesn't heIp though.

how so?
you got the artist and you know what series it's from, what else could you want?

That's really sweet. I know it's pretty sick, but I wish I could hold your hand.

>you know what series it's from
l didn't, but now that I've read more of the comment chain, I've found it.

Stop being a fucking pussy and princess carry me

How tall are you? How much do you weight?

Not the guy you replied to, but I'd like to be princess carried. I'm 5'8 and 130 pounds.

>tfw you'd rather try princess carry her and have her tease you when you struggle

>130

Oh lol yeah I could carry you like a baby.

Nice. So where are we going to meet up to conduct this carrying business?

Probably never, where you even life?

Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm in Arizona, pretty sure in the other thread you said you were nowhere near me. It's nice to imagine though.

>I could carry you like a baby
hold me tight mommy :^)

I'm 5'5 and 90 pounds, I'm who was referring to

She would break your body like the other skelly she dated.

reminder that hyena girls are only abusive because they're the alphas and indiscriminately bully everyone below them
so dating one is like dating a female-chad

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>tfw no chad gf
Does this mean I'm a male roastie?

nah I'm not a faggot, that guy was legit made out of paper, I've never broken any bones or suffered any major injuries so I think I'm good

I've been abused my whole life, so getting beat up by someone that loves me wouldn't be too bad ;_;

Nah, complete other side of the country.

You're smaller than my ex so yeah I'd worry about hurting you.

I'm smaller that means I'm more proportionate and less likely to break in two.

>discord trannies telling people who want a heterosexual relationship to not be gay

Are you saying you're a chubster?

do 90 pounds sound like a chubster to you?

Snarky fatties really are the worst.

Why is this suddenly a meme? This pic has been a thing for years

bruh I've bot a BMI of 15

It's just a good image for threads about reversed gender roles.

BMI never takes muscle mass into consideration.

>reversed gender roles
Whaever Tumblr

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because more people like strong women now, and more people like hyenas now

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Um excuse me, but you can clearly see that the artist is from devientart, not tumblr.

You want a picture of my noodle arms then

>um excuse YOU that is a clearly cat shit not a dog shit

>said the retard while also having posted a shitty webcomic reaction image

Thanks for bumpin my thread fren

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Did you even check to see if he saged?

Moot removed the email field and the thread was already on page one, so there was no way to check.

>what are post times

Nigger, I'm not going to go to the index page and compare threads just to see if some faggot was saging.

>youtube.com/watch?v=_zBwRDEFMRY
>hyena femanon texts you this at 5am
What do you do bros?

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Continue sleeping and see the message in a few hours when I wake up.

>his hyena wife hasn't taped a set of control remote vibrators to his balls
does she even love you? fuckin lol

Give myself up immediately.

Holy crap this thread is hawt

Depends where it is right? I'm about twice your weight though.

hnnnng crush me

I'm 185cm, is there any chance for me to find a hyena wife?

No, but that's only because none of us have a chance.

Well, if I transition to a female can I be somebody's hyena wife?

That's the problem though, normally I'll admit I'm not a nice person, definitely a bully. Always have been really, but I have the complete opposite feelings towards a partner, I would never want to hurt him. Average or bigger guys isn't a problem but small guys, as said I have bad experiences with it.

>tall strong domineering tranny
Sounds kinda gross, like you'd basically just be an average dude in a wig. I don't doubt you could find people interested, but it would seem like most of them would just be trying to get off and not be interested in a long term loving relationship.

Christ, that sounds like heaven.
>tfw no bully gf who has a soft spot solely for me

I mean I have no chance of ever meeting you and going on a cute date with you, but I don't see how one relationship with some wimpy fuck could ruin dating small guys for you.

please I swear I won't break in two ;_;

No, you'd just be your standard man but far uglier

A smaller guy is one thing but some guy 8 inches shorter than me and less than half my weight, yeah I'd be afraid of hurting him.

Also it's hard to consider life partner potential, and like for a family. I don't want to make a baby with a guy and he gets injured from it.