Tfw no femcel gf to rub noses with in the shower

If you think females can be incels you are fucking dumb. Have you ever been outside your house? Better yet, there's an easy way to prove this. Take that exact picture and make a tinder profile. Tell me how long it takes you to catfish someone to your house. I'll give it 30 minutes

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Fair enough I guess. She's got a cute voice though.

I don't think the scale is the same for guys.

You are so starved from female attention you give that below average cunt a 5? Slap yourself for being a dumb faggot. She is a 3.5 and maybe a 5 after some extensive makeup, haircut and gets rid of the glasses.

That's a man, baby
Ortello

Honestly I think the glasses help her. She needs a better pair but they definitely hide the shape of her face.

Everything below 6/10 blends together for me anyways.

>I don't think the scale is the same for guys
i am no man

bee my roblox gf plz

>new ip
nice try faggot

i now require
>8/10
and above looks

I'd take her to pound town if she washed her hair

If this is a 5 then I'm going to be a virgin to the day I die. She's ugly as a fucking mule to me. "She" is a guy. The only people saying "she" is attractive are the queers of r9k who want that heshe to peg them. Gag reflex on eternal loop everytime I look at that ugly mug.

THis is proof that all a girl has to do to be cute is not be fat. That's literally it.

laptop faggot

You are also my wife now

gee wiz that's unfortunate, because by the sounds of things other guys have significantly higher standards than I do.

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Pretty sure she's a chick bros. And she hasn't posted in 4 years, so she's probably got a boyfriend by now.

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I would sexually destroy this woman

The moment she got naked I bet you would lose your hard on user.

her body seems pretty good. she got some tiddies
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Would you settle for any femcel? Like a socially inept and depressed one

I dunno, her build kinda gives me some androgen insensitivity syndrome vibes.

>Like a socially inept and depressed one

This is ideal

I'd definitely try to if given the opportunity.

yep, as long as she isn't fat.

Just threw up in my mouth, bro. Thanks for that. To any fatbots out there that want to entrench yourselves in the wonder of bulimia, subscribe to Malcolm in the Middle over here.

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>Just threw up in my mouth

I want my cock to throw up in her womb

i want my womb to throw up in her face

Dietitians need to take notice. THIS is how you effectively kill appetite.

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You can never kill my sexual appetite

I think I am moderately attractive, but no guy ever approaches me except catcallers. I think they can tell, like I give off a vibe. I am so shy, awkward, poor and depressed, I am afraid I would drive them away

I'm not gonna watch any of her deluded videos, I assume she thinks she's forever alone.

But... has she ever tried a dating app? Because in my experience, any girl that looks like that can have multiple guys every single night. Very easily, it basically falls into their lap

Then why are you eatin vegan, faggot.

Do you go to parties / bars / clubs though?

No, she thinks that she's ugly and has some interesting thoughts about how she loves herself and doesn't really care that she's ugly. Generally very wholesome and not bitter.

then try online dating like okcupid or something idk. also awkwardness isn't really a problem for girls, most guys will find that cute rather than weird.

>I am so shy, awkward, poor and depressed

At this point I feel you're LARPing as the perfect fembot to troll me

volcel then?

I wouldn't considerate settling if she's cute and I like her...

No, I have no friends and cant go out too late thanks to my very controlling parents. They monitor everywhere I go and what I do, plus Im to awkward to go to those places anyways. I cant leave my parents because the cheapest apartments in my area are 2600

I'd like to get to know you. Explore the inner workings of your soul, and heart. Finding similarities along the way, but never making that the goal of my interest. Sharing the space we call our lives together. No intentions, no preordained goals. Nothing but wandering thoughts and sleepless nights. Smiles a plenty, and enough inquiries to fill the oceans a hundred times over. All too familier, but never the same. Living, breathing, not playing a game. I'd love to take your figurative hand in mine and show you the way, as you open my eyes all the same. I'd love to get to know you, anonette. Not for baseless praise, not for social or material gain, but to know that my time was spent in the wonder of what wonders lie in waiting or us to discover. To put into motion the beauty, and leave behind frailty, fear and wasted yesterdays. Only to meet you, rape and murder you. Won't you be my one and only?

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I don't even know that she's a cel of any kind. Could very well have had awkward prom sex.

Are you like, OP? If that's considered ugly though then I doubt many femcels even exist.

>cant go out too late thanks to my very controlling parents. They monitor everywhere I go and what I do

Will they sell you to me?

No im not, and there is nothing much I can do about the situation because my parents are very controlling. Also I am south Asian (brown) so that also reduces my chances of guys liking me

Yeah... "shy, awkward, depressed"... those things all attract large portions of the male population. It's fucking true nigga... vulnerable girls are a sought after commodity for men.

I used to get a boner every time my gf started crying, which was every other day due to her mental issues

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indian girl? im a white guy and i had a massive crush on an indian girl in high school. we aren't that rare

>she's cute
Femcels really don't exist.

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But when the time comes to meet up with them, I dont think I will be able to do it, my Anxiety is so bad I back out of things

>tfw no robot will ever do this to you and make you feel both love and pain, happiness and misery, before the final, sweet release of death
why live

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Brown asians are cute desu.

WATCH
CAR LOGO
GREENSTRAW
PURSE
ASS(?)

I really dont mean to come across as tooting my own horn but I am pretty, but I am also brown, and also my Anxious personality and other circumstances are what ruin me

ay yo can i toot ur tiddies AHAHAHAHHAHA

Because everything is more beautiful when it's lost to the endless halls of our eternal minds. To realize our dreams would be to denounce the dreamer who makes us all who we truly are. Lift up that chin of yours, stare out into the infinite and know that without your undeniable presence that we'd all feel just a bit more lost. Revel in the serenity of enlightened misery.

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If you're pretty an anxious personality basically lowers your rating by like 0.0001 to men

Not her, but it also lowers the possibility of being asked out about 80% since you'll either seem unaproachable, or you might be too anxious to go out and even be approached.

Haha, well they are muslim so if youve got a few goats to trade off...

>attractive muslim femcel

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Die sandnigger. Go back to india where you originated from and fucking nuke yourselves.

I wish I had someone to haha

Jeepers, you're 80% more unlikely to get asked out, and you can't leave your house? And yet you've still never tried a dating app? At least you're giving more girls a chance who actually want male company

Im paki

I do want male company, badly. But through dating apps I would eventually have to meet up with them, which is when things will go to shit because of my anxiety and lack of social skills

>paki
d-do you like white guys

Well I just dislike online dating in general. I know I need to sort my shit out before trying to find someone since I do realize it can't work like this

You don't need to be anxiety-free or have social skills. You could have a line of guys outside your door (yes, the market is genuinely that saturated) and most of them don't give a fuck if you're a mental case.

But youre in the minority, I think most guys would go for white girls, and then the other asians

I'm pretty sure most guys will date any type of girl
Just most relate most to white girls the most so they end up dating them

>since I do realize it can't work like this
You'd be surprised desu. Men don't have the expectations on a relationship that a woman does. You can probably get away with a lot and still have a guy that would stay with you. Again, the market for dick is ridiculously over-saturated, especially on dating apps, and a MASSIVE amount of men don't give a fuck if you're a mess. Different expectations, supply and demand and all that

Do you have that nice fat ass your women often have?

But again, its hard because of my parents. I think while they think I am at class I might start stripping, because that is the only way I can leave and afford my own place. Its not ideal but i dont have anymore choices. I also dont know if I will even be able to strip because of the anxiety

No I literally meant it can not work if I rarely leave my home and don't like online dating. So I'd prefer to work on my mental issues first, thus becoming able to actually spend more time outside around men.

What kind of mental issues do you have?
I don't know if that is the best course of action

No. I have big boobs but my butt is just normal

>I also dont know if I will even be able to strip because of the anxiety
Fortunately you can strip at home and make money

Yes I do like white guys

That's good enough for me
Fuck

I was raised Muslim, but not so sure about my beliefs anymore

please run away from your parents and be my big booby brown gf

Not when I live with my family in a one bedroom home

Are you experiencing our degeneracy?
Have any fetishes you'd like to act out?

Oh
Where do you live?

Well, I've never gotten diagnosed. If I did I'm sure they'd find something because there sure as hell must be something wrong with me when I have no friends and almost never go outside. I've actually been trying to go outside more, hence the "almost never", but I never manage to interact with others either way.

You seem to be have the problem most of us have here

You you're cool with anal and pork?

Well I watch porn a lot, but Im not sure what I would act out irl because I am such a loser virgin, havent even kissed a guy yet. And Im from the east coast

Im a virgin but I like anal porn and I have put stuff up there while masturbating so yes I guess. I like bacon, have not tasted other forms of pork yet

>tfw the Jew gets us all

What kind of porn do you watch?
Look for?
Would you like to be a submissive housewife?
Do you feel a desire to show yourself off?

Any other true robots feel like murdering these orbiting fucking losers? Muslim's deserve only one form of attention, relentless undeniable raging fury of death incarnate struck repeatedly until their diseased existence ceases to be and their memory erased from history with the proclamation of victory in the form of a tungsten cross shot down from space directly into the heart of Mecca. Fuck Mohammed. Fuck Ali. Fuck the Quran. When the cowards of this PC culture are cannibalized and freedom once again flows through our veins YOUR BLOOD WILL FLOOD THE DESERT. MARK MY WORDS. You and your kike brothers will face hell incarnate.