Lets find the most pathetic loser on this site

Lets find the most pathetic loser on this site

>21 yo kissless virgin
>skinnyfat lanklet, face covered in acne
>live with parents
>never had a job
>dirt poor, current bank balance -$50
>installed tinder and got 0 matches

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I'm you but 22 and had a job before but it was legit slave labor. Uninstalled tinder after 1 week of 0 matches in 2015. College dropout. Pretty sure I'm a bigger loser than you.

>current bank balance -$50
Stop using banks
I got jew'd hardcore by overdraft fees once and I just canceled my direct deposit and abandoned the account with -$350 in it. Nothing happened and the account just got cancelled automatically after a while.
I've dealt with cash and a prepaid debit card since.

I'm also a college dropout, applied for amazon so I can add slave labor to my list very soon.

31 years old

Dropped out of High-school @ 16

Never had job

Attempted college at 28 and failed

Live with parents

Have $18,000 saved up from NEETbux (probably not even allowed to do this, but I dont have anything to spend money on because nothing interests me)

How'd you fail college?

gg fucker
31yo
$5 cash in total
31k cc debt
virgin kissless
still in moms basement.

I am best robot.

well.. do you ever had a gf ? Would automatically disqualify you

hi cia/nsa

>22 y/o khhv
>chubby and 5'11
>work shit job. think im too smart for this job
>shit bank balance
>installed tinder multiple times (~30) and got 0 matches
>robot in india where its uncommon to be a robot
>adhd with executive function problems (self diagnosed)

i win this thread

23
6 separate guys have fucked me off grindr in the last month and a half (before that was khhv)
Live with parents
Meme degree
NEET
Always depressed
Don't enjoy any hobbies anymore

>6 separate guys have fucked me off grindr in the last month and a half (before that was khhv)

perhaps u should slow down with the random impulse sexual encounters, doesn't seem like a v. healthy way 2 live user.

i am so pathetic i want (you's) from robots.

just declare that im the winner

Just couldn't do it, not smart enough, wasn't even doing a "hard" degree, it was a easy mode meme degree and I couldn't do it lmao.

Never had a GF, I'm a HHKV

24 Virgin
Almost fat
Dropped out at 18
3rd world country
Gave up on life at 22
Living on 200$/mo semi-neetbux
Last got out of my room two months ago

>too smart for this job
If youre so smart, why dont you get a better job? No one uses their full potential at work. maybe youre just that dumb.
to be totally fair i hate indian people too

I'm not even gonna bother explaining or anything. Do I win?

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>just declare that im the winner
nah man I think this guy wins because of his age

At least you have 18000 saved up but yeah that's a shame man.

I'm in your spot too. But I take it you're not that bothered by being a virgin so much? I was and saw a hooker at 25. I'm 28 now and it's been rough I've had to rely on luck. Im still a piece of shit though and live at home. Worse comes to worse I'll be a wagecuck forever living paycheck to paycheck. Thank god my mom loves me or I'd be a homeless motherfucker right now.

>6'1 20 year old college student
>have fucked dozens of women, have a beautiful gf currently
>skinny but attractive
>reject girls on the weekly
>no job and 200$ to my name

Bros I think I'm the most pathetic loser here I'm basically broke

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I guess but in part it's due to being gay and only into late teen and early 20s guys that look young and knowing that my twink looks can't possibly last much longer so I gotta get it in now and just due to being a khhv till 23 and being sad about wasting my youth and just general loneliness and wanting that close human interaction and affection. I DO make them wear condoms though.

no, I win because I don't even have neetbux.
I was 31yo and have about 30k in cc debt AND live in my moms basement still.

How could you possibly top that.

I don't know man if I killed myself right now that might probably top all of it.

>21 yo kissless virgin
>skinny manlet with overbite
>live with parents
>pathetic faggot who faps to sissy porn
>worked since I was 17 and all i have from that is 9k
>cant even make friends online
>make ads to hookup with guys for attention
>im a brainlet who only graduated highschool so I have no future

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I'm not conceding defeat until you rack up some points killing others. then you go as king robot (depending on kill count)

>Overbite
Try the mewing meme, maybe some dude will fuck you then.

ive trying it but I still dont see any change

careful user, I was you 3 years ago until the depression hit and now I'm OP without the virgin part

dang who got it

I would but it's entirely pointless because you cannot, and I repeat, cannot exterminate all the normies.

It's really just a waste.

>25 None virgin
>Chubby but getting fit quick due to regular power yoga, calisthenics, and running along with a healthy diet
>Live with parents
Going back to school for a non-shit degree so they're letting me stay
>Part time job
>Only have $18 because I paid off the last of my credit card debt and got jumped by Amazon for that yearly 120 shekels
>Regularly have black girls hit on me
To be fair, I'm gay for white guys and gooks but I'm still flattered.
>Have online group of friends who'd ride and die for me

Literally 2 years ago and prior I was the exact opposite

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fuck, wasted satanic double, trips

> Nearly 22
> Mildly autistic, borderline fat, lazy as shit
> Still in college, struggling to make any progress on a dissertation I need done by next month in order to graduate for a meme degree with no career prospects
> Still live at home
> Sleep problems, addicted to staying up all night and playing video games and sleeping in all day on weekends
> Can't drive, commute in every day with my dad
> No job and no money, feel lucky if dad drops me some money for food and shit
> Borderline alcoholic, often spend the money dad gives me on cheap wine or whiskey, probably would be a full blown alcoholic if I had the money
> Upside is I have a girlfriend

Does this qualify as pathetic?

> Upside is I have a girlfriend
You disgust me. Leave us.

gtfo faggot and dont come back.
kys.

>>make ads to hookup with guys for attention
Huh?

i just make the ads for attention but I never meet up wit them because I think im ugly

>25 yo KHHV
>100 lb manlet with matted nasty hair and acne
>only way i get fit is by running
>live with parents but they are kicking me out in 6 months so I am about to be homeless
>watch anime fap to hentai browse Jow Forums and play minecraft all day long
>had a wageslave job until I quit because it was too soul crushing
>only things I have for myself are a bike a laptop and a phone
>graduated highschool with shit grades and didn't even bother applying to a college
>have a high voice that sounds like a 16 yo and to embarassed to talk to people online
>terrible at making/keeping friends because too paranoid they will betray me
>addicted to caffeine and pull allnighters every other day playing minecraft
>at least i dont drink or do drugs because too poor
>attracted to girls but cant even talk to them without breaking down
>only thing close to a relationship i had was one faggot in highschool trying to hit on me 8 years ago

Since hs my life has been a constant downward spiral

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How could you be suprised having no matches on tinder, when your life is thst fucked up? you have more important things to thnik aboht that tinder rn man

If you're using your own pics then meet them.

why do these sorts of threads always open up with some babymode poser?

>>only thing close to a relationship i had was one faggot in highschool trying to hit on me 8 years ago
I had this too but at my 3rd job. Everyday I regret not just fucking going for it. He was nice looking.

>20 yo virgin
>Finished vocational 2 years ago, still haven't had a chance to use it
>Barely got my driver's license in December
>Got my first job 3 weeks ago, just quit. Couldn't handle the stress, or the 18 mile drive there for minimum wage.
>Bank account is at $500
>Beater car suicided
>Autism, Depression, ADHD, PTSD, Generalized Anxiety, plus borderline tendencies
I spend 99% of my life is a state of dissociation
help

This guy looked like a fucking dumpster fire though. He was the real life tendie meme. 300lbs+ and growing a neckbeard at 16. He would come to school wearing anime tshirts for some gay cancer that were too small for him and spat when he talked

Oh that sounds disgusting. Nevermind then.

>19 yo virgin at all things women
> Painfully average at everything I do
> Average looks, average tastes, average inteligences, you get the idea.
> Being this average and uninteresting, living such a tedious and uneventfull life. I have no idea why it hurts so much to be just "alright".

i only show them my body