How do kms without making bf sad

How do kms without making bf sad

Today i was this close to getting to the metro station to finally commit seppuku when bf just tackled me in the middle of the street. Started going off his rocket laughing and saying that if i go hell follow me. I like him so i dont want him to 1. be sad 2. commit seppuku bc hes too chad to die

What do anons send help i want to rid myself of this flesh prison
Thanks :)

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Wow you and your bf sound like two totally random people haha XD

how do I get thick hips gf

Ikr haha lol

Latinas or corsets

here to tell you to fuck off

I get tingly happy feelings from my chest down to my toes when thinking about the seppuku liberation. Ples help freindos

both of you should die.

simple as that

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Why tho user hes a perfectly good boi. I dont want him to die bc hes sweeter than honey and as a man he deserves the entire world, not to get his brain slushied then get posted on a rekt thread

Tell him you've been cheating on him and that he needs to gtfo. Now do a backflip onto the track you pathetic fucking roastie/ LARPer

He knows i havent. Were together for too long, spend the entire day together (work in the same team, study in the same class, live together), i have no ways of creating digital proof and i have no friends to create a social alibi for physical cheating, and hes ok with me watching porn

Willing to volunteer you sending me nudes on discord if it means you an hero, roastie

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CRUEL WHORE

How ???
Ijust want some peace

dont do it your large nose ring is too beautiful to lose

Thanks user that hurt to get
Origiiiiiinaaaaal

What you need to do is dump him. But it will not be convincing unless you have a new 'bf'. I, being the humble man i am, will offer to be your new 'bf', in order to fool him. We will need to record ourselves fucking and then send it to him to make sure he believes it. And then, after a few times having sex, you can kys, and your bf will be too angry with you for dumping him and seeing videos of us fucking to want to follow you. So, where do you live baby?

>has a bf
>suicidal

Wow your life must suck.

Im a french surrender monkey

Like doesnt instantly get fixed when you kiss/fuck/cuddle/etc. it still sucks out here and i wouldnt trade my bf for the world :)

post nudes before you commit.

Is this a real question or just shit tier bait

also go back to plebbit

I feel like the answer here is actually cheat on him then. Tell him you've got some family thing in another city then fuck some random guy in a bar

Of course it'd be a lot cooler if you didn't do that and sought help for your mental issues but that ain't my life mang

give souce first

Show them tits or get the fuck out

>reverse google search for image
>results: girl
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FUUUUCK. IMAGINE HER SOFT BODY PRESED ON YOU AT NIGHT. FUUUUUCK.
any thick fembots willing?

Why can't you just do drugs like a normal person?

Do what you must, but don't you dare delay my fucking train.

How about talk to your bf instead of retardanons here?

Not sure you are good looking and thicc what makes you happy if anything? Im in the same boat as you but im not depressed or anything just bored and cant really be bothered to participate in society.