>be yourself and talk to girls
Tried that, resulted in 30 years of virginity. 30 fucking years, even I can't believe it.
Got kissed once, though, and have hugged a hundred girls. But relationships are impossible to attain, and my conclusion is that it's because I'm myself. I have the weirdest personality you could think of, and hiding it would be exhausting.
Just wanted to tell you that being yourself is a bad piece of advice if "yourself" means alien lifeform.
short jean shorts are such a marvel of modern times. it's literally workwear lingerie that girls just wear in public, even little girls.
My girlfriend wore those today fuck she looked good in them
It sounds like you're bad at being yourself. Try being yourself and talking to girls instead of hugging them and acting like someone you think they'll like. Crashing and burning is just part of the learning experience, my dude. Eventually you'll realize that you're coming on too strong and pushing girls away.
Take things slow for once in your life.
Your gf is a whore who deserves to be raped.
They are a marvel of degeneracy
>why do they manufacture these shorts?
They are in demand
>why do girls wear them
For comfort
>For comfort
What? Girls wear whore shorts that ride up their buttcracks, even in winter, for "comfort"?
Fuck you.
She actually was raped as a kid no joke
>leggings are comfy
>short shorts are comfy
They're actually not comfy at all. It's common sense. Fucking whores lie to us.
If they were comfy, men would wear them.
Are you a girl? Have you worn shorts like those?
They're for comfort. Nothing was said about winter.
I actually rejected a girl once, for having been raped.
She wasn't a virgin so I was put off.
Am I a horrible person?
I am a virgin myself so I deserve another virgin.
>They are a marvel of degeneracy
That's what I meant user
>They're for comfort.
Based on what, you fucking idiot?
They're for PRESENTING YOUR ASS.
So according to you this guy is "PRESENTING HIS BODY"?
>relationships are impossible to attain
Wut. Everyone has them.
You are right and mine looks good
impossible to attain for him
not everyone is a disgusting weirdo
Those are for efficiency, he's a swimmer.
I'm just superior to women (and you).
Women are attained if you sink to their level.
This is true.
Raped girls are damaged.
For efficiency as in "his body moves easier with less clothes"? As in, "having less clothes can make movement more comfortable"?
Woman spotted. Your logic is so flawed and pointless you must be a female.
I'm not trying to be a misogyny but women really go all over the place with their logic.
This is why I don't get along with them.
And I can't understand how normies can live together with a woman.
Women are broken machines.
go on and greentext it
>>even little girls.
I saw a girl who looked at the oldest of 10 years old wearing them with the bottom part of her arse showing. It was disturbing and depressing at the same time.
>51449267
At this point you're just trolling but I hope you realize that you can't swim with jeans on, but you can walk outside with loose baggy pants just fine and they're more comfortable than shorts that squish your punani.
t. actual swimmer
>Be OP
>Someone tells me to be myself so I can attract women
>Walk up to every girl I can find, trying to initiate conversation
>give off the body language of a rapist because I think I'm an alien
>go home every day to have Jow Forums tell me I'm a permavirgin
>repeat
"Be yourself" means to just let go of the anxiety and pressure. Quit trying to seek a relationship as a goal, its not a goal it's a connection between two people. Seek therapy for your very obvious social anxiety and to clean your brain from incel brainwash
Truth is if you didnt practice kissing and giving oral with your sister you just will never release the pheromones to attract women
It's true that little sisters can activate these pheromones
No, why should you do anything that goes against principles you care about?
sorta fucked. at least pretend for it be for a different reason.
What do you want to know oragami
This. Why do modern parents neglect parenting?
I wanna know.
I never understand parents these days.
No its so he can swim faster you fucking dumb twat. Go be a slut somewhere else.
It seems crazy to me. These parents let their kids dress in all manor of slutwear but will also be calling for child exploitation to end and the like.
you take a pic too you dirty pervert? stop creeping on children mate.
>It was disturbing and depressing at the same time.
That's a funny way of saying arousing.
>Based on what, you fucking idiot?
THEY SAY IT'S FOR COMFORT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You can have comfortable shorts that display your ass. Not everyone has to wear a fucking burka, tard.
the second question in your pic answers the first question, how retarded are you op?
No really it was depressing. How her parents could be ok with her wearing that I'll never know. They ought to be hanged.
>And I can't understand how normies can live together with a woman.
Because you're a bitter incel who has never talked to a woman in your life.
>being this retarded
Holy shit, I'm not going to dignify your retardation with a response. No wonder you can't get laid. You think clothing is solely for your own pleasure.
Seething roastie
Go be a "comfortable" whore somewhere else
>a door handle is for being shiny only!
Form + function, tard. Stop tard posting and go back to plebbit
>No wonder you can't get laid.
I can, I just don't accept the women that I could get.
>thinks men fuck whatever they can get
I don't.
>I can, I just don't
AHAHAHAHAHA
Do you guys really hate girls wearing shorts like this? I don't understand. I thought the whole point was to bring attention to the top of our legs where the goodies are yet cover ever so slightly when your eyes get there. I saw pics of my grandmother in real short cut off jeans, so short the pockets hang out the bottom in front and the thing is the legs were loose and obvious you could see if she wasn't careful. She wore halter tops and no bra too so none of this is new.
>Because you're a bitter incel who has never talked to a woman in your life.
No, if you think women are fun to hang around with 24/7, you have never been with a woman 24/7.
Try living 7 years with one. Just fucking try it and come back. You'll be begging for intellectual conversation that's actually fun and not nagging and estrogen-oozing bullshit.
I can't imagine shorts being so tight they are digging into your butt and vagina being all that comfy.
Guys don't hate them, it's just sour grapes from bitter incels who can't get laid, like
My theory is that the worst individuals reproduce, not the best.
This is why parents these days are neglecting, child-abusing brainlets.
Women don't pick smart and decent guys.
t. soon-to-graduate doctor who is also a virgin
Girls don't have balls, retard, they don't feel the same as your fat ass would in them.
I can tell how butthurt you are from his post because you keep referring to it constantly.
>No, if you think women are fun to hang around with 24/7, you have never been with a woman 24/7.
The same could be said about men. Stop trying to make women seem like they're out for blood. Just because your mommy beat you until you're retarded doesn't mean women are all nagging cunts.
women are terrible at everything, including being parents and partners, they pick guys who will enable them.
I like that you admit you're a pathetic virgin, that's why I refer to it. You haven't said a single right thing in this thread. You're just spouting nonsense. I want everyone to know how dumb you incels are with your lemming logic.
I never mentioned balls you idiot. I stated that I couldn't imagine it being comfy having them dig into a vagina and butt.
I've noticed that a lot and it's probably true for the girl I mentioned. Back in my old hometown there was plenty of single mums with a different dad for every kid. One of them was known for going down the pub every night dressed like a prostitute and often seen leaving with multiple guys, all while her daughter was becoming the town bike at the age of 13. It's disgusting.
The chances that you're an incel virgin are close to 100%.
There's this phenomenon where bald guys go online and accuse everyone else of being bald.
Called projecting or something.
I think you're doing it because you hate yourself.
Yes. Its sltty. Why wold want to have meat held of of me if I cant eat it?
>I thought the whole point was to bring attention to the top of our legs where the goodies are yet cover ever so slightly when your eyes get there.
Whats the point in goodies if i cant have them?
Cope harder slut
For incel's, this short-sighted surface level advice isn't going to downplay the symptoms of a greater problem. When people tell you to get better, but you don't know how, it only makes the problem worse. And when they tell you how to get better but it's not a regime specific to you, the problem get's worse.
The factors that play into these types of situations are so nuanced that it's impossible for an armchair therapist to grab a keyboard and properly convey the means to get help for most of these people. Even professionals are having a hard time wrestling control over the poor virgins that come on wondering what the hell is wrong with them.
The only way is your way. You have to find the right steps for you to take. Not what anyone else tells you to do.
>Whats the point in goodies if i cant have them?
How do you know you can't? You don't. I give them to some, not many, but some.
What do you know, simplistic platitudes don't reflect reality. Unfortunately you have to be appealing to other people.
>projection and condescension
Neck yourself, redditor.
If it was about comfort ya'll would be wearing cargo shorts that shit is peak comfy
dumb roastie
he has a practical purpose, you just want to be a slut
and look like every white guy, no thanks
So I can rape you?
Nope. Rape is violent and taking what is not yours. I said I choose to give to some MY goodies. You, OFF LIMITS, so control yourself buster
their bodies are different
they don't have a dick and testicles
the pantsy is alreadu up their crack 100% of the time
they don't need thermal care there like men do
It's always been bad advice because who you are is defined by your actions and reactions to life and is ever changing. Better advice would be "be the closest to what you want to be" but even then that has limits and ultimately we need to encourage parents to raise their kids better because most of the reason "be yourself" is such garbage advice is because most young kids are what their parents did to them. Get rewarded for any action from cleaning your room,m to getting straight As? Congrats you made a "Nice guy" creeper. Basically ignored them and left them twisting in the wind? You made a neurotic coward that's frozen in fear over any action or a sociopath. Parents hold the keys to outcomes of their children and many just won't take what is needed to make them better people.
Obviously not all men hate them or women wouldn't wear it. I don't like it because it's slutty, but who cares.
This
Exactly this, they'll always go for the retarded enablers
I don't wear panties with bootie shorts but I do wear a small panty liner in my shorts
Ok, not wearing them for guys like you anyway.
yeah sorry dude but unless you have a decent personality being yourself is never going to work
because thats the culture today, everything is sexualized, most people just see it as the norm today
yeah it makes my pp hard when i see it, big deal, my pp gets hard when i see strippers, women need to realize this and have some self respect
>She gets to choose who she wears them for
Thats where you wrong cunt.
But you asked how come I cant....More over you dont get to decide who gets our body if your showing it off in public whore. You dont dangle meat in front of a shark and not expect it to bite it.
I have self respect but I also have pride in my tones legs and bottom and show both. Doesn't hurt anyone. No different that a guy wearing a tank top to show his muscles or grow a beard because he can and some can't.
Also tits or gtfo and get off my board slut.
Your opinion on the matter doesn't count. Go suck a pp since you hate women, their bodies especially.
You cant have your cake and esat it too slut.
>I have pride in things i inherited and only serve to make more fuckable
Fuck off. You didnt earn them so you dont deserve to show them off. Its our marcissim and youre only doing it to get dick. Dont be surprised if thats what happens. You end up like that spic cunt who got buried alive.
It is different to a guy wearing a tank top because we wont get raped fpor doing so we also earn our bodies and muscles are useful. Having a fat ass and nice hips isnt, its just for show. Youre just a whore.
Now fuck off.
t. Futanari
Yeah, girls are just different, "we" i mean, the girls that don't have a penis... it's because the vagina is located, approximately, beyond the balls, and the "gluteus" is more "prosperous" to accomodate the uterous...
So, shorts for boys: "hide the penis"
Short for girls: "hide the vagina"
It's not that they show "the butt" it's because the butt apparently is "more open and prosperous"...
And besides, do people really watch asses, i get it, yes... but a cameltoe would do much more...
For me, the girls that wear those panties, up to the tits, to show the "ginny", those, are promiscous girls, or those showing the "cunny" in yoga pants, that is it...
And besides, you don't notice it, cause you are a man, but girls look at penises, and since for men 7cm(idk, like a not hard penis) is not noticiable, girls notice that.
Try to put some man short, and pull it up till your belly, you will get looks from girls(cause your balls are exposed), i 's also a question of fertility, you don't actually look "at the ass" but more "at the hips" signaling a "good uterous", so girls will look at "big shoot" from balls.
Oh, and the girl shorts gets inside ass sometimes, and girls don't like things in ass unless they are promiscous, stay aways from "shorts in ass" but not "shorts themselves"
It does actually slut.
>hate womens bodies
You dont get to show your body off and not fuck every guy who finds your hot. Your not entitled to provacy in public. Youre a whore. Youll be sucking my dick.
>I have self respect but I also have pride in my tones legs and bottom and show both.
You dont get to have both. Youre either a whore or respectable. Theres noting proud or respectable about showing off how fuckable you are.
Well if all men are predatory sharks they should be in a cage but not all men are and those that are get locked in a cage.
But I get it. People like you want things and ok with taking them and use anything to justify it. Like, you must break down the door of a store and walk away with whatever you can and use corporate greed as justification. Or steal a car because someone left the keys in or pull a driver out at a stop light and speed off.
And girls with nice round butts shoukdnt be walking around in bpublic with said asses showing off because said girls cop a dick in their assholes.
But I get it. Girls likr you want to have your cake and eat it too. You think you can walk around in public wearing slutty clothing and that you are not resonsbile for whatever conseuence that comes. That you can decide you want to do for attention one second then for yourself the next. You cant. If someone left their car unlocked in a shitty neighborhood its their fault if it gets broken into. Sorry cunt, its everyone individual responsibility to avoid danger. Women can do that by not dressing like whores.
Like clockwork. I used to laugh at the NPC theory until I realized women fitted the description perfectly.
>calls everyone that disagrees le leddit me-me
>cries avout condescension
Get over yourself virgin. Take a Chad's advice or leave it
Love how you threaten me with death over something that isn't a crime. Oh I do work at it, yoga does wonders for my bottom.
But in all seriousness you're flirting with me aren't you. In a round about way.
>Youll be sucking my dick
not if it was the last pp on the planet
Wew stop trying so hard, redditcel.
Yeah, I'm off work and going to one of my fwbs houses to smoke weed and get my dick wet anyways.
Peace out loser
"Be yourself" if you're a woman, then you can just expect the world to bend to your whims because you have a vagina. If you're a man, you must become.
>women are all nagging cunts
They definitely are. Good post user.
No, not all men hate this.
That said your grandma was a hooker.
Take the escortpill my friend, no one can judge you after waiting so long.
it's because the poverty-tier stores her parents probably shop at usually only chase the latest fashions (poorly) when designing all of their clothing, regardless of what age the clothing is intended for. Back when I still had any women around that talked to me, I remember them bringing up several times how all the women's shirts at the time all had large cuts to show off cleavage, so if you wanted to be modest but could only afford Walmart you were fucked. Right now the fashion trend is to show off your obese ass to Tyrone, and kids usually try to copy the adults around them, which is how we ended up in this situation
>Right now the fashion trend is to show off your obese ass to Tyrone
Tyrone here, while i would like for women to dress more modestly i ain't complainin.
not op but I tried losing my virginity to an escort but I could barely get hard, because it feels so fake, she doesn't like you and wants you to be done asap.
false!
Whores prefer virgin customers because they're less likely to be violent or ask for fucked-up shit, as opposed to normies who would go to whores because regular women aren't wild enough in bed for them. And they want you to be done when it feels good for you to be done, they want you to have a good time so that you'll come back since they're a business first and a partner second. If you have social anxiety, they're a godsend.
>virgins are more normal then normies
yeah no