/r9gay/ - #648

It's so hard being the baddest bitch on earth

I'm right here user, you just replied to me

Yeah but you're not my bf.

Alright fine I didn't want to be your bf anyways

are you the top or bottom, either way i wouldn't mind

OkAYOK AOYK I got a situation.

So me and my classmate (Both 19 btw) have had this running joke for a while now that we are in a gay relationship. (I'm very gay but he's not, sadly.)

So today he messaged me and is like "Hey, I'll talk to you about this later but I think I'm bi."
This was after me showing him my trap pics and talking about I popped my anal toy cherry last night. (Yep I was that user screaming about it.)

Is he gonna ask me to actually do stuff? He's kinda cute not gonna lie.

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>tfw when no BF to make me lick his ass all day whilst he watches movie or plays vidya
>tfw when no BF to sit on my face and smother me, demanding that I make him cum before I'm allowed to breath
>tfw when all the BFs aren't in the UK, making me a lonely student

Can you be my bf please with a cherry on top

bottom
Ok user we can try, how do we do this

>Wow it's the land of make believe

>tfw the guy who talked with me everyday until 3am for weeks straight, admitted he loved me, then ghosted me is back trying to add me again

What a weird feeling. I thought he would never be back

We both got deeply infatuated with eachother/"fell in love" and he didn't want a bf again so soon after his last one so he ghosted me. We haven't talked yet but I added him and it says he's been offline for 8 days

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Ok well take me on a date but you have to pay and nothing cheap too also i need to know your height race and income

>1111111111111111.jpg
Just quit it already user. Noone believes you.

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i love ran yakumo

>uk
Next!

>height
5'6
>race
white and kill everyone who isn't
>income
fuck all

we're going to a steak house is that ok?

ehm sorry sir but ran yakumo is a girl, and this is a gay only zone

It's not a made up story. Here. Tiny convo we had whilst in a VC

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>USA
Nex!- BANG BANG BANG

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>Alright fine I didn't want to be your bf anyways
>bottom
I'm okay with this.

Yeaaaaah i think i'll pass but it was nice meeting you i guess sigh....

>RWBY
NEXT!

>I don't even watch ruby it's just a smug face a friend sent to me
NEXXXT!!!!

Well well sorry i didn't trust you just see were it go's user wait it out

>Yeaaaaah
>sigh
cringe

What are you talking about user? He's finee.
I'd totally let a QT sit on my face like that.

>finee
>.
cringe

>too bad short guys are gross or else i'd bite
fuck off bottom

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i still like boys she's just my mommy

You're the guy trying to get a random gay boi to sit on his face. That's the cringey bit here.

im a bf candidate from UK user!

if he's reading this then here's my discord
NibbleNymph#1161

Are you mad that i canceld our date i was going to give you a chance but you ruined it

i'm a vers though

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AAA YOu are?!
What part?

>i'm a vers though
How tall are you?

No height shaming or bottom shaming in the thread

5'11"
fuck bottoms

we only shame the people between 5'9'' and 6'2''

is 5'10 too tall to be feminine?
I'm 5'10 and a thicc body type. not fat, just thicc

pursue it but not too closely. dont ruin your relationship--- but dont also make him feel like you arent into him just in case he wants you yo be. this is a tricky situation but jus be normal and dont weird him out while still implying you like him but subtly? never been in this situation but definitely dont fuck it up

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exactly

oreganoololi

All jokes aside this is why some gays are single past 30 expectations are to high when they don't even look good themselves

UHHHH
>dont fuck it up by doing a big possibility of things but i dont know what things

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>fuck bottoms
yes thats the point

>tfw 5'5 and a bottom

its too general desu. if he knows your gay he probably already thinks you wanna fuck. so just dont be too creepy. dont 'accidentally' touch his hand or some gay middle school shit. just be normal; but dont give the impression sex is off the table either

originally marry me

>usa
nah dude
Central yurop

>don't 'accidentally' touch his hand
We literally walk out of class and slap each other on the ass whilst our prof gives us bewildered looks. Don't think I need to worry about that user

ok but you must know that im very ugly and clingy and dumb

Honestly i date anyone race and height doesn't matter to me but it's still good to have standards what about you r9gay?

somwhere in the southy south, all im sayin for now boyo

all those sound amazing!
what date are we going to marry?

I'm in the West Midlands? How can I find out more then, dummy.

>all those sound amazing!
what
what date are we going to marry?
idk dude like tomorrow maybe?

>tfw no 4/10 tallish strong bf

>tfw super short top
surprisingly, lots of taller and heavier guys are into that for some reason

fine with me user! do you live in burgerland or europe?

yuropoor, are you a burger?

>tfw too stupid to understand PoE and have no bf to explain it to me

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no no, i'm also a european, how's today going for you user?

Which PoE?

Path of Exile! Is there another PoE?

it's been ok

yoooo where the fuck is a friend that's into automotives

>tfw no bf to teach me how to tie my shoes properly

that's like 95% of males

Pillars of Eternity

>yoooo
try /o/

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A gay furry nightcore video I watch occasionally was deleted
I am distraught

give me some contact and i might tell you :))))

not gay males apparently
no one on /o/ is gay

Good thing you only wanted a friend and not a boyfriend then.

bad day of csgo makes me feel bad. I must be better tomorrow.

based, fcking based

you didn't say bf why does he need to be gay?

I want a friendship that develops into a relationship after some time of knowing each other, this doesn't work if the person in question is straight

what did you have for dinner? i myself had balls and curry

I hope your bf didn't have the ol' spicy nutsack syndrome after that

i had pasta for dinner i like pasta but i have never eaten curry what does it taste like?

>I have never eaten curry
I imagine the range of foods you've eaten is so narrow there's nothing to compare it to. It tastes like the spices that are used to make curry.

i dont know really, it's its own flavour, it can be spicy if there is a lot of it, but not in my case
did you just have pasta? nothing else added?

why do you think that?
no i had sauce and meatballs from ikea i dont really eat much meat but i like those. what is your favourite food?

i've never had food from ikea, but i've always heard that their meatballs are godly
>what is your favorite food
hmm, it constantly changes really, but for the moment i would say nachos, since it's a long time since i had any
can i ask you, what country are you located in user?

>curry
>Spic food

today I found out a cut out cross section of my thighs is 65% thicker (area wise) than my friend's thighs.

i'm too scared to say but i'm west euro, what about you?

/x/ is 21 doors down from here sweetie

>i'm too scared to say

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Do you like or still play pokemon r9gay?