Hey user

>hey user
>*giggles*
>dude, dude.
>*coughs*
>you gotta hit this shit
what do?

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If i hit it will you suck my cock?

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I hit that shit

Hit it obviously

>tfw no qt emo hipster gf
hit that shit of course

ill hit more than that lil girl

>damn, you guys gotta make it weird, all i wanted to do was chill and some the new shit i got off tyreese.
>fucken bummer man

>*smack her in the head until she goes unconscious and bleeds out of her gaping wound*
Fucking degenerate druggie. Get away from me.

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If we're already having a great time, why not amplify it.
>hit that shit and then stoned sex

don't mind if I do
>hits joint
shit, the glow in the dark cia niggers are peeking through the window. we need to smoke the rest of the joint before it's too late

take joint
slap her
ask if she dug into my stash again
beat her up

Based. A true role model for us all. FUCK DRUGGIES

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>what do?
i wouldn't hang out with druggies in the first place

See ya in your section 8 apartment with five nigger kids and neon hair in a few years, you retarded bitch.

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BEGONE LEAF THOT!

when a girl calls you dude, or bro or man you are in the friend zone

refuse and get the fuck out, i'm never going to take drugs, fuck off

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don't become a pot smoking monster kids

Holy shit BASED
Fuck stoners
Fuck druggies
and fuck degenerates

>tfw no stoner gf to do weed with

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I never understood why r9k was so against drugs. I always thought what better way to escape the hell that was my life than drugs. In the last few months I've not only come to realize but fully support the idea of banning on ALL drugs of any kind, including sugar. The fact that weed got legalized just goes to show how degenerate western civilization is becoming, and it all started with freeing niggers and chinks from their chains.

hit that shit then hit that ass

This is my course of action as well. The inhibited will die before they ever lived.

>tfw had one but she left me
Getting rekt by life is sweet.

>implying i'd ever get to a point where I'm alone in a room with a girl
fuck off with these shit larp threads

TFW getting my fembot gf stoned this weekend

naw, weed kind of my makes me paranoid recently. Smells dank though.

That's not even how stoners talk you, niggard,

So degenerate. I don't want a girl who smokes weed.

just because your a shitter doesn't mean everyone else is

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I don't smoke anymore so no

you DON'T want that user trust me

>not taking a hit

heh, you guys are never gonna get laid

>no I'm good, cuz one time I dropped two tabs of acid and smoked bong and forgot who I was and where I was and had a nightmare trip for half like 6 hours and ever since I've been very mentally unstable but thank tho

only smoke a little, I got extremely high once and it was a bit overwhelming

then pee pee in vagee!

No thank you ma'am, I don't partake in drugs. May you please Suck My Dick Now?

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Nah, not my style.

You know weed was legal during slavery, right?

>it all started with freeing niggers and chinks from their chains.
no, it started with jews bringing nigger here in the first place and congress not letting lincoln send them to liberia like he wanted to.

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hit it and then have extreme jungle sex

Based, fighting the druggie filth off my board

>smoke the weed
>keep smoking as if i want to smoke it all by myself
>she tries to grab it from me
>use my other hand to keep her away
>things gradually go up from there

I'm not an autist like you, the problem is i'm ugly so it's pretty unlikely for me to end up in that situation. It only happened when i was younger and i was too stoned to act sexually