Fembots and robots commiserate over never finding each other IRL thread

>tfw finally own a big empty house and stable career but no fembot who will let you take care of them
>tfw sit in empty kitchen alone because asking any of the normie stacies and roasties you've fucked to live with you is pointless
>tfw when half of them won't even let you talk about providing for them because muh feminism means a boyfriend is just a human dildo and nothing more
>tfw sometimes you imagine you'll wake up and come downstairs and a fembot will be cooking eggs and turn around and smile at you
>tfw sit and look around looking at the house you bought and the things you bought always dreaming you'd be in love sharing it with a fembot but instead it just makes you feel lonely and depressed
>tfw you'd never share it with a roastie but you want to pamper and love a fembot and make all her troubles go away
>tfw you'll never ever find a fembot to do this for and its pointless to even try dating anymore

If I can't even save a fembot and love her eternally then what's the point of it all?

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Go on Grindr and get a boiwife or in your case be the boiwife, you sound whiny and feminine

Same here user. I want a fembot but I can't find one. God damn whores.

Roasties are literally everywhere trying to intercept cock now. Even trying to talk to fembots online, like 75% of them are roasties trying to get male attention because they heard robots give it freely. It's horrifyingly depressing. Like FUCK OFF already Stacy, jesus christ.

If Stacy agreed to live in my house with me in a monogamous relationship I wouldn't complain.

You meet stacies on r9k?
> tfw no larping stacy gf

You exactly described my life from age 24 to age 38.

I was educated, professionally accomplished, financially successful, and I had a nice 3-bedroom condo. And I was a khhv virginal wizard.

At least we don't have to scrape the literal bottom of the barrel for attention from the opposite sex, right user?

Same. Bought my first house in my early 20s, I'm pretty much rich. Not a KHHV but I've gone years on end without even getting close to having a gf.

Bought my first house last year. I'm a working user, by no means rich, but the closest I've got to having a gf in the past 3 years is a girl who was FWB with me for 6 months last year.

>I'm pretty much rich.
Congrats. For me, it all turned around at age 38 when I met my wife, and then with two incomes together (no kids), we ended up rich.

I've met some obvious normie roasties acting like imposters on fembot places online yes. Stacies no, those are all from the dating apps and IRL. Jow Forums specifically I'm at 1 fembot to 1 normie roastie, and the fembot is a shut in with no family and stopped talking to me when I said I didn't care she didn't have perfect looks and offered to buy her a plane ticket so she could try to live with me. She's a 4/10 who thinks she's a 1/10 and said I would leave her for someone else and blocked me.

What happened at 38?

It's fucking lonely and nobody understands it. And then you go online and women are always listing their standards for a serious long term relationship but they never mention that they don't even pay attention to the robots who check all their boxes except being a douchebag Chad.

Who, roasties? I have no idea. For roasties it's like a competition for who can be the bigger whore and get the most men sending them compliments and willing to fuck them. You can spot them when a fembot is having a nice conversation with a robot, and then suddenly an obnoxious butthurt cunty "femanon" hops in tries to soak up as much attention as possible even if they have to be mean to robots to get it. That's a normie roastie. Every time.

>What happened at 38?
I started a long-distance e-mail correspondence with a woman. After a few weeks, we started talking on the phone, and then a year later we got married.

Thank you. Even if I'm just trying to banter or have a normal debate, they will hop in with their tumblr-tier opinions and don't even bother with a courteous "different user here".

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Different user here, as said, a courteous "different user here".
Would you mind sharing a bit of the backstory of that long-distance e-mail correspondence, or just the relationship in general, the correspondence thing sounds nice and I wonder where I could find someone too.

I resent feminism a lot for making the kind of lifestyle you listed a rarity. Heaven on earth would be sharing a life intimately with someone who I can dote on and care for (and of course have a child eventually.) Men say they want this too, but rarely do they actually end up following through on it. Best of luck to you in the future finding your partner though, user.

user, I thought this too. Guess what, normie Stacies are predators in relationships. They play games, and aren't even emotionally there for you. Oh, and they're boring as fuck and you can't bring up your weird interests or just weird things you think about or let the artistic side of yourself out because normie Stacies think you ALWAYS have to fit the mold of what's normie as if it's a thought crime to express anything else.

Also they don't stop their social media whoring. Even if you're fucking them good and hard every night and have their full loyalty, they're still on instagram showing off their ass the next day... sorry I mean their "new pants", which happens to be them sticking their ass out and a bunch of guys obviously fapping to it in the comments. It's like they want an excuse to whine about 'muh jealous bf'. One relationship I had with a Stacy ended because I just flat out told her she was being a slut online and that she should stop. She actually told me I was being a hypocrite because I liked her sucking my cock but had a problem with her wearing skimpy clothing and doing practically porn-poses online. She didn't care. So I dumped her ass. And you know what? She won, because she got me to fuck her a few more times anyways.

I'm so done with Stacies. Fuck that shit. Stacies are just advanced roasties with better game.

I felt weak in my stomach reading that. Hold her close forever user. You beat the roastie horde against all odds.

>backstory
Here's the timing of it:
September: I replied to her online relationship ad by sending an e-mail to her. We sent e-mails back and forth about 2 or 3 times per week. I started out by telling her I didn't want to be single anymore, and I was only interested in a serious life-time relationship. She liked that.
October: We started talking on the phone, about 2 times every week.
November: I told her that I was ending my search for a partner, and that I was going to focus exclusively on our relationship.
December: I flew to her (2000 miles) and we met in person for the first time, and I visited for about 4 days.
January: More phone conversations.
February: She sent me a very important e-mail where she said for the first time that she was thinking about us getting married. I wrote back and told her that made me very happy.
March: She flew to me, and we visited for about 4 days. On the last day, she suggested that we get married. I immediately agreed. She wanted to wait until after she finished her master's degree.
June: I flew to her for a visit, we bought rings, and I officially proposed with a ring.
November: I flew to her to get married. Then we drove her car back to live in my condo.

>Hold her close forever user. You beat the roastie horde against all odds.

Yes I did. I was a KHHV until age 38. I know exactly how lucky I got by meeting her. It's like winning the lottery.

That's really wholesome user, congrats and I hope you both have a wonderful and happy life.
Just another question btw, since in my first reply I asked in regards to the how you met her for this correspondence thing, how did you find this online relationship ad, I'm genuinely curious since I'm really skeptical when it comes to online dating but it seems that it worked wonders for you.

>Men say they want this too, but rarely do they actually end up following through on it.

It's because you have to understand what it's like for men now. Men who date enough to have relationship experience have all had their hearts broken by roasties who move on in like 1 day and are already fucking a guy they met during the last relationship. Even more have had countless roasties flake on them. A roastie keeps a list of men on her smartphone like a catalog of dicks she can have if she wants. Technology has blinded her with compliments and frivolous dating, and social media has conditioned her to see dating as just another place to attention whore. Meanwhile a man sees a woman as a love interest and usually focuses on her only, awaiting acceptance or rejection.

When a man goes through that enough and encounters flaky roastie after flaky roastie, or gets his heart stomped on real bad by roasties who never had any intention to commit, he gets wise and chooses literally the only way a guy can date these days without suffering. And that's to just fuck women, make himself emotionally unavailable, and ghost any roastie at the first sign of trouble. Doing that he can be relatively happy without denying himself intimate contact with women.

Even if a guy chooses not to be like that, the amount of women who actually want to settle down even when they've found a good relationship is very low unless they're older. So a guy spends years without that option. Those years condition him.

>how did you find this online relationship ad
I would just go onto various sites where women post ads. I would reply to maybe one in a hundred -- the ones that looked the most promising. Of the replies I sent, maybe 5% of them would write back. I would always write back, taking care to write a long reply full of info about myself. In almost every case, the correspondence ended after about 2 or 3 e-mails at most. Over the course of doing this for about 8 months, I probably replied to about 1000 ads. (Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of the particular site where my wife posted her ad, since I visited several sites.)

Thanks for telling me, I guess I could've guessed that not many would reply back or continue after a short while;also, last reply I suppose, even if you can't remember exactly on which one you met your wife, could you perhaps tell me some sites, I'm afraid of not stumbling across some shitty dating site.
Honestly, I'm still not sure what to expect, hoping to get some valuable tips from you user.

>and I visited for about 4 days.

What did you two do?

What countries were you two from?

>could you perhaps tell me some sites,
Unfortunately, those sites tend to come and go; and it's been a few years now since I got married. Hopefully you can find an user who's had more recent experience with the relationship ad sites.

>What did you two do?
She cooked for me. We watched a movie or two. We drove around. We ate out a few times. One night we went to some new-years-eve festival downtown. We spent a lot of time just talking. Nothing fancy, really. We were both virginal, so no sex or making out or anything like that. Our first kiss is when we got engaged during our second in-person meeting.

>What countries were you two from?
We are in the USA: I was in California, and she was in Ohio.

> Our first kiss is when we got engaged during our second in-person meeting.

Can you describe your second meeting?

>If I can't even save a fembot and love her eternally then what's the point of it all?
Why are you faggots obsessed with "saving" a woman? Literally, do you think romance is a goddamn nintendo game?

>one relationship I was in ended because I called rhe girl a whore for posting photos of herself on het profile
Wow, who would've thought being controlling would drive people away?

>Literally, do you think romance is a goddamn nintendo game?

And so what if I do. Maybe I want to rescue the princess. Maybe I want us to back to the castle together and live happily ever after, until the sequel where we'll just have to fight through it together, because even the forces of evil can't stop us from being together.

She was wearing short shorts that went up her ass crack with just a bra on and sticking her ass out for pictures, and guys were drooling over it. She played the jealousy card and kept it up, so I told her she was being too slutty online and I wanted her to be more tasteful. She was acting like porn for the guys following her and I have zero regrets.

>Can you describe your second meeting?
As for what we did -- it was pretty much like the first meeting: cooking or eating out; going to a park; watching one or two movies -- that kind of thing. But both of us were thinking a *lot* about our future together during that meeting, because just a month earlier she had e-mailed me that she was thinking about marriage in our future. It was kind of weird that we didn't talk about anything serious during most of the second meeting -- we talked about lightweight stuff. But then, right on the last day, we were sitting on the couch talking about the fact that we would be apart for a while, and she said something like "we should get married". My immediate response was: "yes I want to get married". At that point, we just sort of stared at each other in astonishment for a minute, and finally I said "wow, we're engaged". Suddenly it occurred to me that it might be nice if we had our first kiss. Even as shy as I am, I figured that it was probably okay for me to lean to kiss at that moment. The kiss was pretty quick -- I think we were both in shock as we were kissing. It's weird -- you'd think we would both be smiling and giggling and stuff -- but the shock was so much that all we could really do was say "wow".

Feel like describing the day leading up to the first time you had sex? Was it on the honeymoon? I know it's your wife and all, but very interested.

Still waiting for user to talk about his wife.

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I don't want to find a robot in real life.

Could you imagine how horrible? He'd probably be shooting me in math class or trying to run me over in a box truck.

>tfw no fembot lives close, to hold hands and go on walks together

I met one on here who lived one country away from me. She was really cold in the end though and I want someone who will put the same amount of love in as I do. Unlikely but I have to dream.

She probably also had the biggest cock

how do you personally define a roastie. im curious

>tfw want to live alone
>tfw don't want to tie myself down to anywhere and waste money besides where my future partner is
>tfw no partner

I want a qt intelligent but playful gf whom we share mutual respect, have actual conversations together, and can make a paradise for the two of us free from the rest of society.

I used to think like this then I got to the point where I thought perhaps she would just annoy me anyhow.

>Not sure if want

It's a long answer. Almost as long as the long line of men a roastie might fuck on any given day.

First you have to run the roastie gauntlet user.

I 2nd this
I wanna adopt a fembot NEET and cuddle and do the games and anime all day together.
I've few standards and would like to think I have a lot to offer fembots that doesn't involve money, but the main problem is I straight up have no idea how to actually get them. It seems women are just expected to be 'adopted' by guys regardless and I'm not special. Oh well. If only talking to stangers wasn't so scary.

My single status is because I refuse to budge on my values. Specifically, I refuse to indulge in attention seeking behavior because I think it's what fuels the mob mentality and outrage culture. I refuse to have any part of it even if I means resigning from society, which is what I've almost already done in the first place.

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