Requesting 1 (one) hyena wife please

Relevant reading for anyone who wants to call me a fag for wanting a masculine gf despite this whole board being obsessed with trannies.

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>a large dominant woman will never purposefully scarouse you

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also hyena girls prefer younger males
so add a cougar fetish on top of everything

Things that relate women to animals are good things.

so how should I go about life to get hyenas to notice me?

Notice me senpai!
youtube.com/watch?v=C4B7ufPxkk4

Be a charming lad. Make up in personality what your body lacks!

What in particular would you love from a hyena gf/wife?
>common teasing/bullying
>feeling owned but protected
>getting carried around sometimes
>hugging her arm while walking
>resting under her arm or on her shoulder
>bear-hugs
>shoulders/arms rubbed by her, standing right behind me
>head pats, head scratches, letting her use my head like an armrest
>getting pinned down
I could go on all day
also these

Love being able to carry a smaller guy in my arms

what reaction do you like most from a guy you're carrying?

Are you speaking from experience? That sounds nice.

>your body lacks
a-are you saying I'm not a complete man?
why did you have to hurt me like this?

What benefits do hyena wives have over regular wives? I don't understand why anyone would want one.

I've only seen tiny guys post in these threads. Or, tiny guys looking for this. Which is fine, but you have to make up for something compared to your little boy body.

I am. Both bridal style and over the shoulder. Piggybacks of course too but that's not really "in my arms".

I like him struggling, it's cute. But my favorite would have to be embarrassment. First time I did it and he clung to me right away half surprised half scared and asked I wouldn't drop him, I nearly dropped myself my knees went funny from the lovey feeling.

i like when they force me on my knees

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what would be a way to make up for it?
I've been told I'm really nice and I'm easy to talk to, but I can't go around saying I'm a "nice guy" can I. I guess I should let my actions speak for myself then

Just me, but I want a guy who's charming. Any can be nice and easy to be with, but you want to enjoy it. That was my ex, tiny guy but made up for it personality.

charming in what way? also why ex what happened to him ;__;

He broke too easily.

How do I charm tall hyenas

You know, charming. Talks well, makes you feel special, knows the right things to say. A player but without the ego or attitude, without the aggressiveness.

I hurt him badly and couldn't face him after that, felt too guilty and felt sick with myself. Also he had to go back to his country eventually, but I'd have liked things together even still if it weren't for the first part.

I'm charming but I can't help feel like a creep when it comes to doing it irl ;_____;

I can relate to this. I wish I had the same confidence socialising irl as I do online, but my brain just freezes up.

>talking to girl
>all my insecurities suddenly pile up
>can't help but overthink every thing that's about to come out of my mouth multiple times
>don't know what direction to go, should I flirt? be friendly? BadBoyTM?
pic very related

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>she does it in front of her friends, and not before slapping your ass when you pass by
>you can't help but play the tsundere card to try and save face in front of the other people, telling her that she's a big girl and that she can do it herself
>you still go to the kitchen and make it anyway while she's grinning like a madwoman

The only charm i've got is occasionally saying something nice or humorous.
I'm quite stoic, but I think that just amuses people more when i finally say something.

I just want to say I truly appreciate your presence in these threads. Barely any other women post in these and when they do it's usually just for a couple posts and that's it. You've been here multiple threads, keeping the dream alive. Without you, we would just be a bunch of beta males pining alone for alpha females. At least this way we get the routine broken up with the actual presence of one.

You're just lucky I browse here enough to see these threads. That, and I like thirsty suffering.

Lucky and thankful. I'm glad we can both get a bit of fun out of this.

Has anyone watched The Titan Games? It's an absolute godsend. Pretty much the only mainstream thing I've seen that really showcases alpha women. Half of the time it's guys, but who cares about them? This chick Charity dragged a 250lb stone ball across the floor like it was nothing. Even the dudes had trouble with this part of the challenge. The guys and girls are separated into their own challenges, but she did so well I bet she could have beat most if not all the guys. Absolutely amazing shit. Though, it would have been even better if I had a hyena wife to tease me about getting a boner from something like this.
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>tfw no gf who slaps your ass

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I need this
Fuck

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here's the original comic in case anyone wants to make their own meme, I'm making one for this thread right now

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Implying i dont fap to both
Longest unoriginal comment ive noticed

aaaand it's done

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>I've only seen tiny guys post in these threads
Im a big giant, everyone assumes im heavily into rugby or football.
But i fantasize about hyena waifu

Why do you retards keep making this exact same thread every day

Always glad to see some OC, good work friendo.

A lot of threads on Jow Forums appear daily. May as well have one that suits my interests.

ty user, have another.

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Good good. Now we just need to spread memes around until woman universally decide to adopt a hyena-type society.

is that hella?

why should i even live 1 more day

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For the hope that one day your life can be just like your image. Sleeping on a big comfy bed while being spooned by your big comfy wife.

real talk, I just purchased a new computer and I'm also not suicidal
I need to fucking man up and start flirting with the basketball girls at my college

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That picture is adorable, but isn't it more likely that it's just her kit? Go find your future WNBA star wife.

Dude think about.
Women should takes the mans role then us men could sit around all day at home and become Instagram sluts all us men have to do is cook and clean and get a fun ass beating

Because its fun to talk and think about

>why would anyone want a woman to be a big strong confident bully instead of a small weak indecisive faggot?

How big are you? Tall or heavy?

I had a wonderful dream the other night that involved a hyena wife. It's a little fuzzy, but I remember the part that made me really think that it had to do with a hyena wife was that I was doing something she didn't approve of, so she reached in my pants and squeezed my wiener really tightly. Not even in a sexual way, it just straight up hurt. So after I cried out in pain and she let go, I fell to my knees and wrapped myself around her leg. It kinda felt like everything was resolved at that point, she didn't even need to say anything, It felt like a trained response or something that showed that I acknowledged the fact that I was doing something she didn't like and I would cease my actions.
This particular example seems too overtly sexual to do in public, but it'd be pretty neat to have some sort of training along those lines so that my hyena wife and I could have times of unspoken but acknowledged submission.

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Sitting on her lap while she wraps her arms around me. Love is an impossibility for me though, never mind being loved by a dominant woman.

I want a dominant girl but I want her to actually look like a girl
Also I don't want to associate her with masculinity because I'm not queer

is the ratio of submissive men vs dominant women like this irl or is it just because this is Jow Forums?

>tfw don't live in a matriarchy

What's funny is that if you posted this on twitter or something normie women would all say that they would love to be in a society like that, but the truth is that if any of them actually had to be the dominant one for a submissive boyfriend, they'd want to end it in an instant
Fuck why couldn't I have been born a spotted hyena

What the hell did you do to him??

How tall can women be? I want a hyena wife who's taller, bigger and stronger than me so she can push me around but I'm 5'11

Give her some anavar

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It can happen. I'm 6'2" and my cousin is 6'4". Obviously rare but not impossible.

/varbie/gang

No, they aren't related at all.
He's obsessed with her and wants her to protecc.
His name is Romeo, and his owners call him "the tiny husbun".
it's very cute and literally the ideal relationship.

Fun Fact: Praying mantises very rarely cannibalize in the wild, it's mostly caused from malnutrition in captivity or the stress of being viewed with a camera, as mantises have extremely sensitive eyesight and quickly become stressed from unknown movement.

>wants her to protecc
Rabbits don't protec, they just run the fuck away

It's too complicated to really figure out. The fact that we're on Jow Forums definitely skews the general male to female ratio and adds a lot more beta males in general. Many more men do identify as submissive than women identify as dominant. But then when I read about women actually trying to find these submissive men, they always have the problem of him wanting her to peg his ass in the bedroom but he can't help but be an assertive manly man outside in public. Basically these "submissive" men are just using the women as props to get off. So by anecdotal evidence, the ratio of true dominant woman to true submissive men is actually in our favor. Though this begs the question of whether these women are behaving the same way as their submissive counter parts and are only going after Chads while complaining to the betas that there's no good men. So who the hell even knows? Just try to get lucky and find a girl you're actually compatible with and screw the ratio.

>I'm 6'2" and my cousin is 6'4".
unf

Keep in mind that most of the time when a poster refers to themselves as "female" their actually trannies or post-op. Not that a tranny can't call themselves whatever they want, but it's misleading. Several times in a thread I've seen an OP talk about "girl problems" and dealing with men, only to mention somewhere in the thread that they're in transition or just changed their gender identity.

I don't see what that has to do with I said. Why would a tranny act dominant or use a strapon after getting their dick cut off? Wouldn't they literally want to be as far away from being like this at possible?

Haha yeah that's so funny and hilarious ;_;

Not at all. In my experience trannies attract more submissive guys.

I'm your experience? Lol, how many times have you hooked up with trannies?

I mean on Jow Forums ya fucking newfag

Requesting you (faggot) stop forcing this hyena meme please.

Jow Forums is not a good representation of real life.

>my cousin is 6'4"
Holy shit, I hope for her sake she likes shorter men, not even many dudes are that tall

Requesting you (retard) to fuck off

Request denied since i'm not forcing memes on someone and you also forgot to say please at the end.
Requesting you (faggot) stop forcing this hyena meme please.

What, is this too heterosexual for you, trannyfucker?

another thing that's a bit skewered, is that a lot of naturally dominant women will probably either change how they act or transition genders, because they aren't attractive to most men

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>is a man
>wants someone strong to protect yourself
>wants to call someone a trannyfucker
Another epic meme you want to try, user? Maybe puddi puddi?

Enjoying my girlfriend's strap-on shouldn't make me feel unmanly

We should abolish natural reproduction and use artificial wombs, artificial prenatal hormonal exposure, and gene selection to breed humans in a way that females become masculine and men become feminine. >:3

Just because I'm a submissive male who wants to serve a hyena woman like a good househusband doesn't make me feminine

what will u say when jesus asks why you perverted his natural order?

Maybe not, but if males were feminine and females masculine, the power gap would be wider than in "masc woman vs. masc/gender-neutral man" cases, which in turn could help to reinforce that system.

Yeah I forgot about how difficult it is on their side too. It's so weird to me that this kind of behavior is so disproved that these women actually have to hide their positive traits.

We say we fixed it. :^)

Adam was wrong for abandoning Lilith and replacing her with Eve just so he could be in control.

Don't worry, the jews have been working on this for decades and are clearly making good headway.

So spotted hyena was the original natural order and Adam fucked it all up?