I met the love of my life on r9k. I would rather be with nobody else but him, and he would never want to be with anyone else but me. No matter what hardships I face in life, I will always be happy so long as he's by my side.
Fembots, never give up. You WILL find someone, just like I did.
... I love you, Samuel.
If any of you people ever find someone like that, don't ever let go of them. Love is a fucking blessing.
Good for you.
I met a fembot that I liked, but she didn't like me.
Thank you for posting this user. Originally spoken.
I fucking despise you and everyone else who's either happy, or pretending to be happy to make me feel worse about myself.
I'm not a female I'm just a boy who's got 2 fem"bot" gfs from here. Broke up with my ex a while ago, basically bc she was kicked out of her house because of me. She was socially anxious, has ADHD, and very depressed but in the end all she wanted was just love, was KHV and never boyfriend and all of that until we met, then she stopped being a fem"bot", you already know why. But I'll tell you here what we did or what she let me do.
>fucked her raw everytime we had sex
>choked her everytime too
>tied her up
>hand cuffed her up
>fucked her throat
>fucked her ass
>came in both her ass and mouth and obviously she ate the cum always
>tied her neck up with my belt and made her walk like a god to suck my cock
>hit her with the belt
>slapped her hardly multiple times
>put my whole hand in her pussy
>fingered her to the point she came moaning loudly
>made her dress up like a school anime girl and fucked her like that
>bought a buttplug and a dildo and used them both on her
>almost got her pregnant twice
One time I almost came inside for real, I was about to legit drop my liquid insanely inside
>insulted her while fucking
> fucked and fingered her while watching hentai/porn
And other things I'm prob forgetting, also I remember once I was like fucking her throat like idk if y'all know this position when she's laying down and stuff and you're like with your dick on her face literally fuckin her mouth, well I was like that and earlier, she drank a lot of beer we bought, she was so full and she ended up throwing up on my dick cause you know, throat-fucking. Later she cleaned up the bed and mess and we finished the stuff, she ate my cum.
My current gf is also a girl from here too with some issues too, such as obsessive beahaviour and self hate, and we do basically the same, but this time she also lets me hit her up during sex and stuff, also wants to get on birth control so I can cum inside and all.
And no, I'm not larping or inventing stuff.
this ... the other day i was on the metro ..and a whole band started to play a beatyful song with a female singer ...they didt so damm good ...they seem so happy with what they were doing ...when i get out of the train i could hear how harmony of their music slowly goes away while i am hearing the load song of the train moving on .. i felt so empy
Stop with the stupid fucking ellipses you reddit cunt.
whatr do you mean hit oyhu up during sex
I don't for the life of me understand how this even happens.
I'm happy for you, but honestly this just makes me feel even more shitty about myself.
How did you do it then you fucking nigger?
Why does this seem like a larp to me? It's just a gut feeling
Are you my gf? I met her here and she also says the same thing about me.
Meant she lets me beat her up during sex lol, like slapping her face or head or ass or punching her on her head too, stuff like that, I also tie a belt up around her neck and make her suck my cock pulling her like that, or just fuck her while I pull the belt like she was a dog.
Do what? Explain you nigger
Find a gf on this shithole
Get her to stay with you
ect.
Well on threads, first fembot gf was in 2017 and we were together for like a year and brokeup with me, then one year later or not even one I started talking to this girl from some thread. We were talking so much, from August till now, but not that much now bc I fucked my chances with her up since I got my actual gf here and told her I found someone else, she was rly into me, just scared and wanted to take things slowly but I acted like a douche and now she doesn't hate me shes just hurt and wants me as friend only and im okay with that. Fuck you hit me in my feelings, I'm not sure about my actual gf now I'll just see if it works out and stuff, if not, well, somethings are just not perfect
As a hideous man, both in terms of my appearance and personality, who could never snag a fembot gf, this pisses me off. Please don't make these threads, it hurts my feelings.
I don't think you understood the question. How the fuck did you do any of that?
By talking to them lol that's the answer, you just get to know them lol
>talking to them
Senpai i fucking try. I post my email every time I see mention of a woman on this board like the thirsty cunt I am and I still havent even met one.
You must be some gigachad or someshit
Yeah, and... how does one do THAT? Again, you don't seem to be understanding what the actual question is here.
does any fembot want an e-bf? i'll sing to you and we can watch movies together.
>some gigachad
Apparently proof that Chad is both a dumbass and an asshole, and an inability to use reasonably complete English isn't an impediment. This is not making me feel better about literally anyone or anything.
I'm not a Chad, it's just that you just meet attention whores, just do the same but with nice girls who can hold a conversation, and not act desperate on threads, before you drop an email just get to know them first, only like that you'll see if they're interesting at least or just your typical "tehehe I'm female". Usually the girls who give short answers when you talk to them like:
Fembot: I'm into cats and dogs and anime and Beethoven.
You: im into Beethoven too, have you heard that song with the violin? It's awesome you like Mozart?
fembot: that's cool and yes I do
^ this is an example of not interesting female and person at least to me, most of these females(assuming they're not larpers) are like this but you can find someone cool and interesting to talk to
And don't act desperate, talk to them first and get to know them first before all, don't go with the pls be my gf shit at first, just talk to them like they were your friend, eventually they'll start showing interest on you as possible bf.. or not, but if you don't sperg out you'll get it, as side note, they will not from your country probably, so just make sure they're at least in your same continent lol, but it depends
Above
As example to not to do:
Fuck off. Take your shitty humblebrag somewhere else.
>Im not chad
>find an interesting girl to talk to
>if shes interesting, just be yourself
Wow, thanks!
fuck off idiot