What normie platitudes annoy you the most?

What normie platitudes annoy you the most?

"Just be yourself user. Just be confident!"

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Those aren't platitudes. You never leave your house and you stumble over words because you're a beta faggot.

>it all comes down to looks
>it was over before it even began
>if you're all alone, the only thing you can do is lay down and rot

Not all platitudes are upbeat.

>We all die someday
How the fuck are you 100% sure that we won't cure death

>You get what you give / karma is a bitch
That's weird, cuz I'm sure there are countless people who can attest to the fact that bad luck will fuck a person up indiscriminately

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"Just get a job."
"Just apply somewhere."

>having a gf won't fix your depression

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>there's someone out there for everyone
>you just need to wait for the right one

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I'm not op, but these, in fact, are platitudes.

>Those aren't platitudes
They literally are

>It will get better
>Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>You have to put yourself out there, man

>be the best person you can be user!

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"Just smile more!"
"Stop being so sad all the time."

>COPE.avi

Typical normie tactic to throw all blame back onto the victim.

>We are all equal so be fair
>But you are special with your own strengths and weaknesses

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>In the end of the day, everyone has problems

>Somebody has it worse then you do
I hate that shit

WEWEWEWE YOU NEVER LEAVE UR HOUZE BBETA FAGOT >:D >:D :P

stfu fucking retard and stop larping as "chad"

>Stop caring what others say!
I fucking hate this one

Pretty much any purely text image on facebook. (Ever)

"Everything will work itself out, bud", my turbo chad uncle after he found out I'm 24 and never had a gf or kissed a girl

>How the fuck are you 100% sure that we won't cure death
Is the guy in your pic supposed to be you? Because he perfectly represents your question.

Well, that work better than lying to yourself with "I was born broken", "It will never work"

THIS. as if its possible to just stop caring what others think after doing it for 20+ years