/r9straight/ (REBOOT )

How do I talk to girls without sounding like a creep R9k this is some that has no social skills what so ever and doesn't know how to make friends either.

Do you like simps? I know they exist, but I feel like it's just artists taking the easy way out.

I do not know what a simp is.

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I really wanted a tan, fit tomboy girlfriend when I woke up today.
I was thinking about running my hands on her abs which she's self-conscious about ("my body isn't very feminine...") which is cute ofc.

I remember ages ago I made an r9straight thread and got banned for it. Literal gay agenda for this board glad to see someone else making it though

Vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Lord god I want to fuck and cum in a muscle girl

I like them, yeah, though none of the few vaginas I have seen in real life looked like that, even though they werent beefs either.

fuck, user, why can't this be more common?

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Now this is a thread I can get behind.

Things as they should be.

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you probably won't get good advice asking Jow Forums

Can't have a general without discussion

I have /r9gay/ filtered, what do they even talk about there?

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it's literally just "tfw no bf" and "this is why you aren't a true gay like I am" posts

>mfw pusslust is hitting me hard again
w-what do I do bros? I really want to tongue a femanon's pussy while rubbing her swollen clit
bite her nipples and grab her hips

how do you guys deal with the urges?

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I know this feel well brother. Jerking off with no porn helps, but it hard as shit to do.

>it hard as shit to do.
not when you can vividly imagine grabbing your femanon by the head and forcing your cock gently into her throat, can you feel the wetness of her mouth user? can you feel her hair in your hands? her hard breath once you pull out you cock?

>go on a date with a woman
>take her back to my house
>had put a condom on my dick before the date
>have sex
LOL! Any straight anons know this feel? So relatable, amirite?

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Femanons aren't magically better than your average woman. You're better off getting out there and grabbing life by the pussy

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Enjoy that sexual harassment sentence.

Nowhere did I say to sexually assault people. I simply used a more modern spin on the term "grab life by the balls" or "grab the bull by the horns" and so on and so forth.

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Who is this? originalaliapqkandh

Heyyo, are bi guys allowed in here if we're like... 90% straight or so?

No, it's called /r9straight/, not /r9bi/

>Shooting scares off the kikes and brings back oldfags
R9k resurgence?

>/r9bi/
Sounds like the opposite of the FBI

>straight threads even get bi people asking this question constantly
what is wrong with you guys

A man can build a thousand bridges and suck one dick, he isn't remembered as an architect, he's remembered as a cock sucker.

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this whores tits are perfect, her and melissa mendini are fantastic

tasted raisins when i saw this img

Literally the entire board is r9straight you retard

>1/3 of the catalog is tranny or faggot posts
DOUBT

>r9gay
sad bots posting about tfw no bf

>r9straight
literally just thirsty bots posting porn

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Howdy lads
>tfw have a gf
>can't love her
The pain never goes away completely

who knew the straight boys were the degenerates all along

you're both wrong and very homo/transphobic
this board has always been garbage, i only come here to shitpost anyways

Additionally these threads are pointless

>very homo/transphobic
You're just another degenerate accepting ridiculous shit that shouldn't happen, but that's okay because you're in the right decade for degeneracy.

>muh degerneracy
do you retards ever have a excuse besides for this? Its always the same

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Get out of here queer. We're not in your sissy threads bugging you so why you in our threads? We don't want to fuck you you can't "convert" straight people quit flooding the board

why's that? LDR? Don't love her for some reason?

>create culture that revolves entirely around same sex pairings and sexual depictions of it
>complain when other people do the same thing

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Was it a choice? How did it affect your life growing up?

Who here's not settling?
>i'm not fat
>so i'm not gonna fuck a fat girl!