/r9gay/ - #649

>Maybe you can find an e-bf that shares the same ideals and fantasies as you do
most people that say they do are just secret sluts, the only way to find a relationship like that is to find a closeted guy in a church somewhere

I do exist though, user.

hey! I'm a closeted guy

Does not exist, stop PRETENDING and stop roleplaying. I have been betrayed so many times I had enough of fake people.

I am afraid that is your loss then, nothing can be done.

>fake people
Lmao fuck you, nigger. You're probably the fake one here.

by closeted i mean actually repressed, most guys that say they're not like the other gays turn into sluts at the drop of a hat, you will almost never find a guy that willingly wouldn't fuck on the first date if he liked you

1am, hot cheetos

Your reply proves him right...

I dont wanna do sex with everyone
Sex seems hard and weird and scary :c

no one will fall for the cute pure boy act user we see straight through you

Sex and or pics/erping too early is a massive turn off and slightly repulsing

It is. It's a good sign that things won't last too long.

I don't watch porn. Its nasty. I always feel like the dick is about to snap, or something, and anything with oil just looks gross. Ik my first time I'm gonna last like 2 seconds if my dick gets touched and be really weird the entire time, so I want a bf that I love and trust before I do that
uwu

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Aaah I did it wrong

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One on the left is the most conventionally attractive, but I'd try my luck with any of them provided that the second from the right isn't that short.

Anyone bored as shit and wants to talk? Just got ghosted.

Pulling all nighter, sure user post discord

Yeah add me
Hyphen/Michael#6095
Going to sleep soon though. Will talk to you tomorrow

Post throwaway email? sorry if it's too much effort.

Oki [email protected] here user

Anyone else wants to talk, who a) isn't going to disappear instantly, rendering themselves pointless, and b) isn't some kind of braindead goddamn moron

Anyone at all?! No, really, anyone?

It really only took 20 minutes for you to get ghosted again?

Ur a cutie user, and I hope you get over that mean person who ghosted you senpai

No, it took 20 minutes for the person to out themselves as being an oofspouting braindead, and for me to delete them.

I happen to be both, so no.

..Wanna have an argument? Let's talk, I'm so damn bored.

Ooooo im laffin user u made my morning

You don't sound very pleasant to talk to

Oh, yeah, i'm not. is that okay? i understand if not. I'm quite unpleasant actually.

Roaster detected boys

>tfw coming here only to get more depressed so i can kill myself

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1984, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, and Ran. What about you user

>One flew over the cuckoo's nest
I wrote a bad essay about it for literature class. Fascinating story.

Or you could become my boyfriend and we could be happy instead!

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Okay. I'm an asshole, I'm a dickhead. I'm mean and rude and whatever else I've been. I'm sorry, to all of you, all of you who I've spoken to, I'm really sorry. I genuinely feel so bad about the way I've behaved. I think that I'm not ready to be talking with other people this way yet. I am sorry. I won't be bothering you again.

I hate uni so much, there's so many cute guys. I want to die.

>tfw stuck at home on Friday night
>tfw like going out but hate going out on the weekend because it's so crowded

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>>Or you could become my boyfriend and we could be happy instead!
No one wants a boyfriend like me!

>No one wants a boyfriend like me!
Explain yourself! I mean it!

>just had the same bad dream that was going to follow up with the same horrrible nightmare
make it stop

I hate being into other men for reasons I'd rather not get into here because I don't want to start an argument or derail the thread.
I'm extremely distressed over being this way and being unable to change. I've never acted on this attraction besides masturbation and even that--being largely disinterested in straight stuff now, even after no fap--compounds my stress.
My parents raised me normally, there was no abuse causing it. They've supported me emotionally and financially for years, and although they aren't perfect, the mere thought of them knowing that I am this way (they're not accepting) will severely disappoint them. I wouldn't be disowned, I'm pretty sure. But I am sure they would be crushed and telling them simply to get it over with and alleviate my own extreme distress over the whole thing would be selfish. It's like the "ultimate and final cuck" pasta but even worse because instead of wanting to lie with a woman and be dominant I want to take the place of a woman and lie with a man.
My own unerring stance towards the entire issue (and experience) tells me therapy won't help me. I'm straight up fucked. KMS

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Most of my bad dreams are about the job I quit two years ago, or fictions about having a qt.

idk what mine are even about its all weird surreal shit that repeats and repeats. Glad I panicked and woke up when I noticed. I was just checking the house carefully to make sure i wasnt dreaming. It all happened in 1 hour of sleep too it felt like days im not going back to sleep im afraid

>>Explain yourself! I mean it!
No!

Please potential boyfriend! I don't want to be alone anymore!!!

>>Please potential boyfriend! I don't want to be alone anymore!!!
Sorry user but ive asked here for a bf many times and no one was interested, now i just want to die!

>Sorry user but ive asked here for a bf many times and no one was interested, now i just want to die!

>tfw potential boyfriend dissed me and rejected me

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Where are my fellow leafs at

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ayy. QC here

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A qt french boy?

I have been cute a lot since I grew my hair out yeah. What about you user where are you from?

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All the way in shiTronto sadly, long hair is best hair

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Well that shooter dude has ruined memes for me, I'm gonna play csgo and blaze a zoot.

Manitoba here. Winter doesn't have an end in sight yet and it's fucking annoying.

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whoops I just noticed I forgot to write called*. Im barely awake I didn't mean to sound braggy. Is toronto that bad? Ive been there three times I think but to the tourist-y parts lol

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Its called Winnterpeg for a reason user

You sound like a huge pseudo intellectual nigger and not worth talking to, f a m. I can see why you get ghosted so often.

Don't let your parents control your life, if they don't approve then fuck them. It's not selfish of you to tell them, it's selfish of them to have expectations of you.

>it's selfish of them to have expectations of you.
LOL
It's only reasonable to expect the kid you raised perfectly well to turn out to be a moral and upstanding adult.

>moral and upstanding adult.
And it's moral an upstanding to not lie to your parents and for you parents to accept their child however they might turn out as long as it's nothing illegal.

Is ok QC user, I forgive you. Also I lied Im really from a small town near ShiTronto But yes its one of the worst citys in Canada. Is QC as comfy as everyone says it is?

if they raised him perfectly well he wouldn't be having these doubts about both himself and how his parents will judge him
being normie troglodytes that think "GAY BAD" doesn't help either

So by your logic, if you were a parent you'd accept your kid if he were a pedophile who didn't act on it?

>being normie troglodytes that think "GAY BAD" doesn't help either
Statistics would like to have a word with you. You might as well say "POLLUTION BAD" or "TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS BAD."

not comparable at all but I see you've already fallen for your parents' indoctrination
go see a therapist to clear up your mental gymnastics

>pedophile who didn't act on it
I wouldn't disown and banish them, for sure. But I would also urge for therapy etc. since it can end in severe damage for both them and the children should they act on it.
There is a difference between a sexual orientation and an attraction that can lead to serious crime, cp included.

lol its alright. Id say its decent where I live though I cant speak for the whole province ive been to a few places here and there. Im going to sleep now see you later

>not comparable at all but I see you've already fallen for your parents' indoctrination
How are they not? There's readily obtainable statistics that indicate the harm dealt by both. Literally Google it.
>go see a therapist to clear up your mental gymnastics
Already have and I'm probably going to chemcastrate myself to get rid of cocklust. That's what we're working towards.

are you that religious user that has been posting here for weeks? why do you keep coming back here if you've already made up your mind and let yourself be a complete cuck puppet to your parents? even if you're not him, you're exactly the same and I'd say go ahead and castrate yourself already then drink yourself to death ten years in the future.

>slept for 8 hours
holy shit i hate it. it feels like I wasted so much time that's like 1/3th of the day.
My eye troughs better disappear because of this

I need to kill myself I am hopeless I'm sorry I keep coming back but I have no other outlet

I agree user, but it doesn't have to be this way

Same here, sweet dreams user

You have to wager what's worse, living an unhappy life where you probably end up killing yourself before 40 or disappointing your parents that made you feel this shit about it in the first place.

How are you so busy that 8 hours is a long period of sleep?

i'm not busy i just like being awake doing awake things

I used to think that when I was younger but I really value sleep now.

I admire the fact that you want to be productive though.

How do I get a bigger ass/dick? I have a seven incher and I want it to be bigger since porn has fucked with the world's standards so bad.

I'm a verse with an average dick and I wouldn't mind being topped by a 6"er.

>blindly following lust
yeah that will end well

Ass? Work out.
Dick? You don't.

>got an erection after waking up
Guess I'm healthy again

>tfw no mass shooter bf

>tfw no glow in the dark cia bf

>tfw no soon war with nigger mudslimes bf

>feeling like shit over repeated failures with crush
>best friend comes home and tells me about how he met up with a girl he used to know and they exchanged numbers and how happy he is
the world just doesn't like me

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>he has a crush
>he has a best friend
I do not feel sorry for you, sorry!

This, get fucked normalfag.