/britfeel/

>where do you have friends from? do you have any with QT eastern euro accents?

If you're a girl i know a charismatic nihilistic romanian man who will have sex you

Don't you get slightly cheaper rates with them or something?

Are they nice? Do they use the same nasty white bit from the creme eggs or is it different inside

Apparently it's the exact same now

theyre alot better than creme eggs IMO, they dont use the creme egg stuff inside them it is the stuff out of oreos only not as cruncy, and its all in one lump inside so the top of the egg is sort of hollow, still nice though

anyone here seen a real life nude woman before

Someone makes a unique op for a change and you all kick off and get nasty

yes, not properly fully nude stood infront of me but various parts of her over time, enough to say ive seen just about all of her body nude, and yes that includes private parts

we dont like change lad

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post songs which make you smile lads
youtube.com/watch?v=SjJry0vhHj4

hahah are you the same faggot that makes the norf images?

>it's another having to think about something relaxing or boring so I can piss because I'm stressed episode

>tfw used to like norf fc lad

not so much now tbf

Okay lads, I'm off exploring round London. Wish me luck. (I'm thinking no wallet is now actually a bad idea because if I lose this oyster card I'm screwed but I bought it so it's what's happening)

not him but those are unironically a hoot
running jokes are the lifeblood of this general, otherwise it would be far too depressing

>tfw 2 intelligent for gender

After a frantic check that Poleaboo was indeed not in New Zealand at the time, Shippy went on to laugh about the attack.

I could do with poley here right now to show me around Aberdeen

>So Mark, would you be prepared to go to Aberdeen if that's the way things turned out?

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this will be my last thread for a bit, takin a break from britfeel for ma mental helf. might pop into dubtrack from time to time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

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Is this the only video? That didn't look like 49 people

>he has never been to Aberdeen

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PewDiePieis the real victim in all this.

>tfw casino 100 metres from my hotel

I'm Scottish and I've never been to Aberdeen

I wonder if Gordon has

Cola is whoring herself on lgbt so maybe you can ask her out

Think a couple of people died in hospital

yeah, fully nude only gfs but if tits count then add a couple friends to the list

Who are you and why should I care also whats it doing to your mental health? We're all nutters here pal

think dazza's gone a bit too far now

cola and i are unofficially dating

This is what happens when you push the proud white man into a corner. There's a race war coming soon my brothers. I wish I could be on the front lines in glorious battle but I'm needed to stay in my room creating memes and trolling lefties on twitter

butt cheek keeps twitching lad

New Zealanders should be calling themselves pee wees instead of Kiwis.

toodle de pip

deus vult my aryan brother

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Not him but we're dating too, may the best incel win

Probably. Still didn't look like that many people
Why did he shoot his windscreen? and why didn't he open the side window before shooting that one?
It's a good job these people aren't very competent. A lot more people would die if anyone with a bit of intelligence had a go

You make them seem more relatable you bellend if you really want to rustle their jimmies then post epic based chads

Where did he get the guns from

Holy shit... i've seen it all on the web over the years
But that is the craziest shit Ive ever seen. Is that the only one of... those which has ever been captured?

Very depressing. Utterly helpless people
Guy is a right nutter
Ashamed to admit i had to stifle a laugh when arthur james came on though

T-minus 2 weeks until martial law descends upon the UK.

Hardcore Aussie

Is New Zealand now th most respected country on Jow Forums?

>It's a good job these people aren't very competent.
lad he double tapped everyone in the mosque to make sure they were dead. Most shootings have a shitty kill/wounded ration but I'd wager almost everyone he fired at ended up dead

Make sure you've got a cricket bat handy whenever you're going to the shops, can't be letting anyone else get the last bag of potatoes now, can you?

>the shops
I'm heading straight for shippy's place.

What should I do for my birthday tomorrow?

Nah there was a second mosque, not sure if it was the same guy that did it though.

Did je kill himself in the end? Also
>lets people cross the road
>then kills someone on sidewalk?
What did he mean by this?

pray for grenfell

He shot through the windscreen to kill another one.
He didn't wind the window down because it would have wasted time and at that point he didn't give a fuck about his car.

kiwi banter probs

People crossing the road were white. People he shot at were brown.

Just being polite lad, it's common courtesy

I find it very difficult to trust women.

really annoys me when people ask things that it would be quicker to google than to wait for a reply

>a mass murderer will never give way to you in the middle of a Massacre

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You shouldn't trust women. They are quite literally incapable of being honest and taking them at face value is allowing yourself to be taken advantage of.
Even the girls here, despite being aware of this, aren't trustworthy. Don't hate them for it because they literally cannot help it. They are just naturally deceptive.

Good call, make sure you barricade the doors and windows so nobody can get in

>neighbours are loudly cleaning and stomping around
>sounds like they're arguing to
worried lads

This desu it's one of the reasons I'm a MGTOW incel

saw some absolute unit in cex chugging a 2 litre bottle of dr pepper

what a ledge

Can't even trust men, me. I think the only option for loyalty I have now is a dog.

Anders is still number 1
No video of that one?
Anyone spot what he was driving? Seemed pretty nippy

I looked it up
41 people died at one mosque, 7 died at the other and one person died in hospital

There's a huge tranny in the CEX in Leeds who is about 6'6 and has facial hair. Looks super fucking weird as it also has tits.

Not that I'm aware of

you gunna ask xer out?

The broadcast was stopped by facebook shortly after he arrived at the second mosque. He was pulled over by the police on his way to the 3rd.

>woke up hour ago
>supposed to watch movie with sister and get a takewawy
>then go to brotheres for drink/smoking
not up to this desu

>New Zealand police arrested three men and a woman in the aftermath of the attacks, and Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison confirmed one of those taken into custody was an Australian-born citizen.
They haven't yet said the Australian is him but it almost certainly is.

a trend I've noticed is people on britfeel tend to have very depressing families in general

Seems he was driving a Subaru Outback

Like to know where you get your odds lad, I had him at 12/1.

False alarm, lads. Dad just needed a massive shit.

Say I wanted to attend a class at uni but I'm not a student, is there anyway they can stop me? If I were to just walk into a lecture hall and sit down would they even know? I literally just want to observe one class to see what it's like

why mummy do burgers under the grill

it's all the rage

For me it's the banana chocco flake, the best Muller corner

I've attended loads of lectures not on my timetable, no one will care but it would be weird if it's a small lecture like less than 20 people

Only time they checked if people were students when I was at uni was when Brian Cox was giving lectures lmao

burgers taste better when fried like a steak :(

Just had a nice wee shop on amazon, I want to thank you to the user who helped me out earlier on with the plugs.

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Don't trust humans, full stop.

>plugs
OOOO kinky lad

that's the one I go to, he does look a bit odd but he's pleasant enough

>all brits are unfunny and uninteresting
load of bollocks that is. britfeel is hilarious

weird how 'soccer' was quite widely used in europe until like the 80s and now europeans get mad when you say it say it