I'm a neet and tomorrow I'm going to a wedding as a single guest

Wherever you go, you will be single with a high probability of being surrounded by happy couples.
Don't worry, it's not as bad now, as it will be as you age.

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BING BING WAHOO

Why did you agree to go?

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that video game

Get shitty drunk and make a scene. You have nothing to lose as a NEET. At least make things interesting for the other guests.

Try to catch the bouquet

skip the wedding, go to the gym

Eat cake and steal shit. Last wedding I went to wasnt even anyones I knew, they had it in a public place and I just wanted some cake.

only americans would care
either move to another country or kill yourself, because getting a job is probably out of your lazy as fuck goals, you miserable worthless piece of shit

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How do you know the wedding party? Will you have anyone there to hang out with?

honestly this, say you're sick.

bridesmaids are 100% thirsty for dick.
Go and have fun, you kight get laid, retard.

Have fun bro

free food and free cake, shut the fuck up you manic depressive, you're only making this thread for the sake of attention.

I'm a overweight retail worker with a chode cock, you don't see me posting 5 threads about how I'm TOTALLY going to kill myself I swear on me mum.

Fuck off.

It's fine, I've done it before. Who do you know?

This is /v/, what do you expect us to talk about?

>Going to a part to watch a guy getting cucked and seeing a bunch of 3DPD women acting like whores.

and?
what do you want us to say exactly here
do you want us to feel sorry for you? because i don't know what im supposed to feel sorry about

at least you have somewhere to go.

>going to a wedding

One of my friends got married this week, fuck all of that.

The real answer desu

Bachelors go to weddings to meet single women, this is a cultural tradition that goes back centuries.

It's free food and drinks, treat yourself

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>americans this, americans that, blah blah blah
Go see a dentist you seething Europoor

>standing in the crowd as the bride and the groom say their vows
>priests asks if anyone is against the union
>stand up
>"Good morning everyone, I just want to say that my cock is real nice and big and hard, and that I am ready to have sex with any women!"
>sit back down
>go back to playing my Nintendo DS Lite as the bride bursts into treats

Who the fuck cares if you're single at a wedding? Is this some kind of American thing?

>standing in the crowd as the bride and the groom say their vows
>priests asks if anyone is against the union
>stand up
>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux

I've been through that, it's fine. Just stuff your face and get drunk. But not too drunk

Who cares user, you might meet a cute girl. Just do what you want man

I once had to go to a social situation from work and I asked my cutest girl friend to accompany me (she's a singer) and she ended up finding a sugar daddy there and now everybody thinks I got cucked (I'm gay)

Donald Trump

>everybody thinks I got cucked (I'm gay)
being gay is just cucking yourself for life

why the fuck are you posting this on a video game board you retard

lmao amerifat not everyone has an awful mouth like the uk retards you ignorant fuck

Start wildly flirting with ever woman you see
Even the bride
ESPECIALLY the bride
You’ll never be bothered by another wedding invite again

I’ve done this about 10 times.

Not to mention every holiday and now all these baby events around the family.

based

cheer up user
at least you are not anthony burch

>/v/ thinks this is subtle

>Falling for Israeli psyops
C'mon now.

then you see all the couples making out with each other and talking the whole night while you sit in the corner on your phone looking at Jow Forums

I'll be your +1, user

are you gonna cry at the reception