Waifu General /waifu/ #115

>is he supposed to frustrate us or does he just want yous?
yes.

He wants (You)s. Anknowldging his existence is the same as giving those so just ignore him.

Who dat?
original post nothing to see here

Yes, he literally admitted to wanting yous last thread, just report and hide all comments. Trolling outside of /b/ and spamming/flooding are what we can report him for.

I've seen lots of you. It's good to fuck an experienced woman.
I'm here to fuck your waifus. You've got a good specimen there, and if you decide to transition, I'll invite you to my orgy too.
Oh, already naked and ready for the orgy pit? Nice.
It's a good thing Chads aren't affected by succubi then.

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Yeah yeah I love my waifu you know the drill at this point

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Leave leah

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who drew that?
org

I love Galil, she is my eternal love
Me origi

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I love her more than anything I can imagine, we'd be so happy together

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Fear not, /waifu/. He won't even get near them. Not while I'm still here.

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based ricardo

Ricardoposter to the rescue! true paragon of chivalry

Should also note to our triangle chin face boy, how are you gonna fuck a smoke ghost?

Ww got your back ricardo, this thread will be protected

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Oh, she'll be a great fuck.
Why yes, Galil is SEXY!!!! Imma fuck this kike cooch right now! Pic related
You're after her don't worry.
You want a fucking from Chad too? Don't worry.

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*we
Fuck i cant type

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If youre gonna post porn of my wife to bother me at least post the nasty shit, youre putting no effort into this, youre not even worth a (you) leah youre honestly pathetic and its why we removed you

Hey, anons. I don't have a waifu, and I haven't since my horsefucker phase as a teenager. I recently saw some reaction images of pic related, and I developed an instant crush. I want to watch her anime, but there's a problem. If she has a love interest, she's going to be ruined for me, because I won't be able to imagine myself with her. This happened with my last two potential waifus, Mavis from Hotel Transylvania and Anna from Frozen. Does she have a love interest in the anime?

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I brought friends. Awaken the power , masters.
Mad cause his waifu got fucked by me
Shell be a good fucking too

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Waifuism and love isn't something you should force and doesn't work that way, you just happen to fall in love with a character and that's it, and there are a lot of waifufags whose waifus have love interests so I don't think it would matter that much since after all you imagine her being your own partner. Didn't you love any of the mlp characters or you just stopped caring about them?

personally, my waifu has an unrequited love interest. you'll get past it if you truly love her.
The waifu version of her is sort of separate headcanon anyway.

>so I don't think it would matter that much since after all you imagine her being your own partner.
No, dude. If she has a canon partner, I can't help but think about him. This is my fantasy, and these are the rules.
>Didn't you love any of the mlp characters or you just stopped caring about them?
I matured past what she could realistically provide for me.

Gyaru waifu.
Yes or no?

I know that she is just tanned here but i dont have gyaru Urabe pictures

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>filename
I feel like I've seen that naming scheme somewhere before

>If she has a canon partner, I can't help but think about him.
Mine also has a love interest and I just ignore him like most people on the similar situation do, but I guess that your case is different so it's okay
>I matured past what she could realistically provide for me.
Then "looking for" another waifu won't give you any different expeciance if you just want something different. That's just waifuism is and I don't think it's something good either, since this kind of one sided love hurts over time.

They used to be tumblr filenames.
I just put batch rename on dolphin to get rid of the shame.

>you are casually walking with your waifu
>suddenly this guy comes up to you and demands your waifus hat
Wat do?

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ask him what hat he's talking about, if she s wearing a hat in the scenario, ask her whether she wants to give it.

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do you like vore shegofag?

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If she's in uniform, she doesn't have a hat. Also, I'm pretty sure she could take him in unarmed combat

I main pyro.
Good
Fucking
Luck

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>*reflects your rocket and kills you with your own crit*
Nothin personnel

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Give soldier the hat of course

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I love this Highland princess. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life at her side.

>How lewd is your waifu?
She probably has some lewd thoughts from time to time, given her age. I wouldn't be surprised if someone walked in on her "taking care of herself" from time to time.
>Lewder than you?
I wouldn't know, to be honest. I have pretty vanilla fantasies, but I could only imagine the kinds of things she'd think about doing to me. She's no degenerate, that's for sure.
>Is she fine that way or would you like her to be lewder , pruder , etc?
She's fine the way she is.

Retrowave dreamin'.
youtube.com/watch?v=-3jP7Tw7wbI

You don't really choose or force waifuism onto yourself.
>Mavis
>Anna
Seems like you prefer western girls, though. What is it about the girl in you picture that you like?

I tell him that she's not wearing one. And if he insists we go Demoman and Engie on his ass.

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She gets some lewd thoughts, but remains pure and prude. I wouldn't change her in the first place, only help her get more comfortable slowly.
I just stopped caring about my waifu's love interest, but I guess people are different. But, if you happen to have strong feelings for someone with a love interest, then so be it.
___no___
I squash this baby.

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>he likes death grips and retrowave
I'm afraid that makes you a True Patrician my good man. What retrowave people are your favorites?

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I absolutely, positively like my waifu just a tiny bit.

This will forever be the most soothing track for me.
youtu.be/eEEr1jnvFTw

A true manly man.

>If she has a love interest, she's going to be ruined for me
If you're truly in love, such things won't be an issue.
That said, your question is best suited for /a/, honestly.

Slap his ass with a baseball bat.

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I love shyvana big time.

>Post what music soothes your ears!
youtube.com/watch?v=tkbHmlVEHqs
youtube.com/watch?v=PAq50AvIqoI

>forgetting my picture like a fucking retard :)))))))))

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Is there any picture of merida dressing as the demo?
Because i really want to see it.

how do you feel about elsa's new movie?

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We stand with you, Ricardoposter

Godspeed

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I hate shyvana big time.... :)))))))))

>What retrowave people are your favorites?
ALEX is my number one. And then, in no particular order, we have good ol' Perturbator, Carpenter Brut, Fury Weekend, Scandroid, DONBOR, ORAX, Wice, Power Glove, Dynatron, Hollywood Burns, Kavinsky, GUNSHIP, Daniel Deluxe, Trevor Something, GosT, Dan Terminus, The Midnight and Dance With The Dead. What about you?

If I had a picture of that I would've posted it. A shame I couldn't find one. You'd think something like that would exist. Granted, she isn't much of an explode-y character. If Demo and Sniper swapped roles then maybe.

It's funny how Disney is so bold with their fucking sequels now. Years ago, they'd release them as direct-to-DVD shit that no one would care about. Then again, Frozen made all of the fucking money so it makes sense they'd have one. I don't expect it to do as well as the first unless they have a song better than "Let It Go" to carry it. Faggots on /co/ are saying it's what Brave "should have been" because it looks like an adventure, but then by that logic the trailer in this instance is misleading, no? Overall, I'll skip out on it.

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>Post what music soothes your ears!
youtube.com/watch?v=0jBMV0OSFJQ

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>Carpenter Brut
>Perturbator
>Dance with the dead
Patrician

youtu.be/dJMJ-keBDjc

>Pyrofag
Ejemplar , che

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not gonna finish this tonight but I'm fairly happy with it now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IZVs7d44vnI
Something about it, reassures me.

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>What about you?
Carpenter Brut is my favorite, but I also really like Perturbator, Mega Drive, Magic sword, and Scattle, if he counts. Some of his music fits, some doesn't so I don't know whether to include him (I've never been good at nailing down music genres). Dance with the dead is someone that I found out about more recently, and he's pretty good too. Most of that is somewhat surface level, I know but how obscure something is doesn't equate to quality.

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youtu.be/B6ehJl1NXaY

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youtube.com/watch?v=AagXbraxPK0
A real hero.
Poppy doesn't wear a hat. Maybe he's referring to her hair bands, in that case they're not for sale.

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>Most of that is somewhat surface level, I know but how obscure something is doesn't equate to quality.
True. I noticed that almost everyone you listened had songs in Hotline Miami. Is that what got you into the genre?
>(I've never been good at nailing down music genres)
Same, really. I thought Night Club was retrowave, because they did the soundtrack for Moonbeam City. But no, they're "death pop", apparently.

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I find elsa pretty hot she aint no shego but shes attractive. The trailer was really different in tempo compared to the first frozen.

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>I noticed that almost everyone you listened had songs in Hotline Miami. Is that what got you into the genre?
Yeah, it introduced em to a lot of good music. The first Hotline Miami also my 3rd favorite game of all time, if you want some trivia about me.
>But no, they're "death pop", apparently.
See, I don't even know what that is. Sometimes people will tell me the name of a music genre and I'll think they're fucking with me until I actually look it up and find out it's real.

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i've been dreaming about him again. it's wonderful.

that's his hat! you can't have it! why do people always try to take his lovely hat?

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Which scarecrow design is your favorite? And to clarify I'm talking about the scarecrow suit, not Johnathan himself.

This is looking pretty good, seems like you're improving.
Well, it's a cool hat, to be fair.

that's what I get for drawing too much, improvement. Gah it burns.

>Seems like you prefer western girls, though. What is it about the girl in you picture that you like?
I consume more Western material than Eastern. I like her because she's quirky and energetic, but also dominant, and she has a cute design.

Claiming this post for Misaki Shokuhou, the #5 esper in Academy City, and the #1 in my heart.

Make sure you save it for the most opportune time

What do you mean?

>On a scale of 1-10, with one not being innocent, how innocent is your waifu?
I'd say around a 7-ish. She's not at all innocent if NT21 is anything to go by, but I wouldn't say she's on the deepest end of that scale.

>Is your waifu an introvert or an extrovert
I wouldn't say she's one or the other, but she's more leaning to introvert.

>Is there anything people commonly don't like about your waifu that you happen to love?
Not that I can think of off the top of my head.

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>I find elsa pretty hot she aint no shego but shes attractive.
She's okay, but she's no Merida. I can only imagine the jokes she'd have for both her and her sister.
>The trailer was really different in tempo compared to the first frozen.
A trailer's a trailer. I hope you're okay with waiting 'till November.

Funnily enough, I got into retrowave before watching Drive or playing Hotline Miami. I thought the cover of Perturbator's The Uncanny Valley looked cool so I gave it a listen. It's now one of my all-time favourite albums.
>The first Hotline Miami also my 3rd favorite game of all time
Cool, what about your first two?

You're gonna improve and you're gonna like it, mister!

>I like her because she's quirky and energetic, but also dominant, and she has a cute design.
That's great, but do you really like her? Enough that you can't see yourself with anyone but her?

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it's changed recently, actually! my favoriite has to be this design from the "ric grayson" arc. it's just a solid scarecrow design that also incorporates my favorite features (trenchcoat, noose) and while it may not be the most visually engaging of scarecrow designs, it's really just a combination of traits that i really, really engage seeing on him.

my second favorite would have to be arkham knight's design. i have a lot of feelings about it.

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>Cool, what about your first two?
Number one will always be Pikmin 2, everything about it from the music, to the gameplay to the setting was excellent. It was even the first game that I ever pre-ordered. I even used to be autstically obsessed with the pikmin games. Number two for me would be Metroid Prime. It's atmosphere and challenging gameplay make it one of the best games of all time in my opinion.
What about you, would you be able to pick your three favorite games?
I've got to say, that's a pretty nice design. I always liked the designs for scarecrow that had the noose around the neck.

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Do you have lewd images saved of your waifu? If you don't have conventionally lewd images, post the closest one to lewd you have

the noose is a fan favorite for good reason! it's been featured in various designs ever since the new adventures. it was even in injustice 2.

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I made the lewds, so yes.

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>post your lewds or almost-lewds for the thread
Now why would I do that?

>What about you, would you be able to pick your three favorite games?
I can't really. I know New Vegas is my all-time favourite, but I have trouble picking the other two.

I have a folder for tasteful and/or decent lewd art of her, which isn't much (still not sure whether that's a good or bad thing).

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Why would i share the lewds of my wife?

>On a scale of 1-10, with one not being innocent, how innocent is your waifu?
8. She's pure but still a force to be reckoned with. Plus, her creators keep pushing on some dumb thought where she creepily fantasizes about her student.
>Is your waifu an introvert or an extrovert
Neither but more of an introvert since she doesn't really talk to most outside of orders/training.
>Is there anything people commonly don't like about your waifu that you happen to love?
Thankfully I never hear anything about her since she's a lesser noticed character and her content is almost unheard of in the West.

Good taste. For me, 13's soundtrack made it's gameplay way more tolerable.

Guess I'll post one too.
youtu.be/s5lxAsfxINI

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haha, you messed up your posts!

Just pretend you didn't notice that!

Everybody laugh at this nerd's post right now

Post your favorite song from your waifu's media!

youtube.com/watch?v=9vQR-ezyFKs
she's a lovely singer

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How do you feel about this shegofag?

I love this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=yvS0Sr-2RH0

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The entire OST is amazing, but this song takes the cake.
youtube.com/watch?v=vnkWMKOtXk4

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I believe he's Canadian, so the US isn't relevant to him.

not relevant to me im a leaf and I had not planned to join the army

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Give him the hat, salute him and thank him for his service.

You forgot to clap.

>How lewd is your waifu?
she can be quite lewd, threatening and grabbing her friends breasts
>Lewder than you?
I can keep myself contained but if i where to let it out probably not
>Is she fine that way or would you like her to be lewder , pruder , etc?
I'm fine with her the way she it, a bit of lewd is good but I like her when she modest.
>Post what music soothes your ears!
youtube.com/watch?v=yEMt9esDe1g
Thank you Ricardo old friend.
>>suddenly this guy comes up to you and demands your waifus hat
Tell him there will never be a TF3 and watch him cry knowing gayben has all but abandoned his game
looking good
Hey friend. Sorry if I've not replied to any of your post, been sorting out my room the past week only coming on to keep a small presence on the thread then sleeping.
I have one or two, not going to share, will be deleting them when I sort out my folders if they aren't to my tastes anymore.
youtube.com/watch?v=AxumgBAo9u4

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Hello hello all!

Hi frens!

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Hi, friend! How are you, originally?

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From Fate in general:
youtube.com/watch?v=2EjPTrNZ2Ts
youtube.com/watch?v=diP-jhEYp8U
youtube.com/watch?v=8joElYA6-OI
Really hard to decide one

From FGO only:
youtube.com/watch?v=WYXXmjL-u5s
The Okami vibes are too much

I loved that song so much, this one was always my favorite Toaru opening in general
youtube.com/watch?v=jQIzb72IATU

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youtu.be/Fu1LCUJMnF0

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ITS MAAM

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Tharja is my one true love!!
youtube.com/watch?v=DoLCLGx2E08
youtube.com/watch?v=GZK6sL4-y_Y
>How lewd is your waifu?
She wears a royal egyptian-like outfit but other than that, she isn't that lewd.
>Lewder than you?
By modern standards, yes
>Is she fine that way or would you like her to be lewder , pruder , etc?
Outside of wanting her to put more modest clothes on, she's fine the way she is.
But why would soldier want Tharja's headpiece that bad? She isn't technically wearing a hat.
Hey now, as far as we knew, shegoanon isn't from Romania who's a carrier pigeon for a British man that failed to be a politician and tried (and also failed) to stop articles 11 & 13 at the EU.
>It's funny how Disney is so bold with their fucking sequels now. Years ago, they'd release them as direct-to-DVD shit that no one would care about.
Ironic because Smash it Sam 2 has the same vibe as a direct-to-DVD sequel.

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>Post your favorite song from your waifu's media!
youtube.com/watch?v=AINcGl9l57o&t=11s
youtube.com/watch?v=XdGrIQ2Sh1Y&list=PLYX-9Ms9JaMUrEud5TeQYPla7sQRkf_y0&index=10
>Hi, friend! How are you, originally?
What do you mean by "originally"?

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