Haha, look at user's resume! No wonder he's unemployed!

>Haha, look at user's resume! No wonder he's unemployed!

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actually i bullshitted my resume so well I've gotten to work a bunch of cool entry level jobs i wasn't qualified for (before getting fired)

my parents are trying to convince me I'm qualified for remote linux admin jobs even though all I have is a math B.S. and some experience fucking around with my own computers. am I gonna be in over my head?

lol yea, don't even bother. ive used linux for a couple years just as an os and i dont think i would be ready for a job like that, you really need to know your shit for that.

>have two year empty gap in history when I had no idea what to do
>no work experience what so ever, literally only my degree

I-It'll all be okay r-right guys

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actually got not only a job but also a scholarship
haven't worked a single day yet and they've already given me like 1200 yuros.
i have no clue what i'm in for, i don't even know what the company does. they make coffee machines and blenders but i have zero idea what my job is supposed to be when i get there in the summer
Jow Forums has dyels
what does Jow Forums have?
you're that

thats rough man. can you go back to college?

I'm at college, I should come away with a masters at the end but I feel my two years and lack of experience is gonna render that moot. Trying to enjoy what time I have left sitting around at uni before I'm forced to become a binman

there are a lot of entry level jobs for people with just a degree. what are you studying?

physics currently, hoping for at least a 2:1 overall

what kind of physics? also can't you just stay at university for a phd?

Just general

And god no I did shit in the first two years and only managed to pull it together in the third year, mostly because the education I received prior to coming here was terrible so I pretty much got dropped in the deep end and had to try and figure it all out along the way. Things are going better now but I doubt they'd ever let me on a phd (not that I'd even want to do one honestly)

right, but what do you specialize in? particle physics, solid state? do you have some programmign experience?
companies like hiring physicists as consultants for data science so with some basic programming knowledge you should be fine

We don't specialise in anything here, I'm guessing that's an American thing? People don't tend to specialise until they reach PhD level here, with a few exceptions for courses like nuclear physics, medical physics or astro, otherwise it just comes under the physics umbrella.

do you have to do a masters thesis though? what is it going to be in?

19, 3 years neet, no hope.

I don't feel bad about being NEET because it's quite literally impossible for me to even get a job after doing nothing for 3 years. Not my fault, don't give a fuck.

>I did nothing for 3 years
>I can't get a job because I did nothing for 3 years
>it's not my fault

Not myvfault that my brain decided to develop depression and anxiety

>19
You were 16 3 years ago you stupid faggot. Stop act like it's too late.

your brain doesn't decide things. you decide things using your brain.

>if you don't slave away for us RIGHT AWAY, it's your own fault if you're unemployed for life, fuck freedom

We need to change this system, that user isn't the one to blame. End wage slavery!

*honks car horn impatiently*

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>tfw just got rejected from a $22 an hr job that requires no fucking experience
I really cannot do this anymore. I want to die.

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You are an intellectual midget if you unironically believe this.