>you will never touch a girl's soft butt
You will never touch a girl's soft butt
Nolan Richardson
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Joseph Russell
This board is everything I'll never do/have
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Colton Lewis
>literally slept last night with my dick pressing against my wife's soft butt
Well I didn't really sleep because I just had an intense erection until I had to turn over. Usually I just start feeling her up and pull her underwear off and fuck her, but she had to be up for work really early and I didn't want to wake her since she didn't get a lot of sleep the night before.
Oliver Green
>be me
>mfw I read your chadfag comment
Austin Hernandez
nice larping turbovirgin nigger
Angel Edwards
Who says that?
I have never touched a girls soft butt in the past sure, but i have a good feeling about the lady i'm pursuing atm.
Nicholas Sanders
>you will never touch a Jow Forums bf's soft butt
Henry King
>tfw never will have physical contact with a girl
Just accept it all
Daniel Harris
I can only find that appealing if she's wearing shorts.
Jonathan Evans
>Touch girl's soft butt
>Kind of underwhelming
My soul died just a little more when I groped a woman's chest for the first time and realized I still felt dead inside.
Aiden King
Some girls hugged me in high school once... and maybe in college. I think. I'ts been a few years.
Elijah Perez
>Touching a girl
weak shit
>getting touched by a girl
real money
William Nguyen
if my girlfriend woke up and i was pulling her underwear down and attempting to fuck her she would kick my ass.
Jordan Bennett
>a little after HS was done with
>female friend keeps hitting me up to hang out
>she had a bf
>ended up seeing The Martian with her
>sitting on a fountain just outside
>she stands up to stretch
>wearing some tight yoga pants
>urge comes over me
>pinch, slap, or poke her ass (I legit can't remember which)
>she looks back
>says "No, bad user!" jokingly
>she's smiling
What really tripped me out about all that is, she was a devout feminist and should have called sexual harassment on me. Idk if she was just super comfortable with me being there or what, but she was totally cool with me touching her ass.
Jaxson Cook
It's almost like ideology goes out the fucking window when it comes to physical attraction.
Jayden Gutierrez
>couldn't touch a girl's soft butt
>became a girl
>now touch my own soft butt
Nathan Jenkins
nah you're a man touching your man ass
Aiden Baker
See like that was something we both were very clear on, that it was a friend thing, but...fuck, she wanted me to pull some shit, didn't she?
This all feels very familiar. I think I might be going through the same situation again, this time I won't fuck up.
Brandon Hill
this user is originally based and redpilled
Justin Hughes
>nah you're a man touching your man ass
As long as its soft, round, smooth and shower fresh would even licc and fucc
Jayden Ortiz
I'm not a Chad though. Literal balding manlet. I just wasn't ever afraid to talk to girls though. I wish you luck user. I know it's a meme but you just have to put yourself out there and try. Dating is a numbers game. Push through the rejections when they happen and as long as you aren't horribly deformed or say crazy shit to a girl, you should be fine.
kek you got me user. Hardcore larper here.
Sounds like a bitch. When my wife and I were first dating and having that honeymoon period of constant sex, we used to wake each other up all the time to fuck. She actually likes the surprise but there are times when she says no. I just mainly try not to do it when she has to go to work early because that would just piss her off (she gets up at 3:30am to work at 5 and I usually go to bed at 1am and work from home so doesn't matter when I get up)
Michael Murphy
>ywn be a huge alpha man with a giant cock that both terrifies and arouses girls
just fuck my life up fampai
Ethan Mitchell
>ywn be this alpha
this is now a gay cuck thread, come here to cry and whatnot
Julian Torres
i hate women and chads, i hate everyone better than me
Luke Perry
>tfw 5.8in dicklet
might as well castrate myself
Michael Turner
DONT EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL, EVEN IF YOU THINK SHE LOVES YOU BACK
unless you know for a fact that youre the absolute top chad in a large radius, just pump and dump them, if youre even non-virgin enough to achieve that
Colton Bennett
I have a decent butt lol so I mean I guess its touching my own soft butt? UwU
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Landon Carter
money isnt the root of all evil, women are
Eli Perry
i have to go to work tomorrow, everything sucks
Jason Diaz
>be me last night
>sleep with girl in my arms, accidentally leave my inhaler on her nightstand leaving in the morning
Single life sucks, bros
Levi Thompson
doesnt matter how hard you try, if youre not chad, youre not anything
Charles Campbell
no one needs me, therefore everyone should die
Jonathan Williams
>had sex once
>will likely never have sex again
I envy the rest of you. At least you don't know what you're missing. Some of you will disagree, and you will be wrong. You wouldn't tell a methadone patient, "You think you've got it bad? I've never even DONE heroin!"
Noah Evans
>ywn
life is basically just a big ol "ywn""
Jaxson Ward
Actual feel I know. I feel like a virgin despite not being one since it's been so long I'd have no idea what to do
Brody Collins
gendercide when
wew lad that wasnt original
Jaxson Allen
i feel bad for all the cucks that got cheated on; well meaning guys most of them, but that doesnt matter when dealing with women
Nathaniel Collins
damn im just making myself more depressed
Jeremiah Miller
skyking was more alpha that most robots will ever be
Justin Perez
2b-h i wanna unironically not-feel-so-good women
its sad that even on r9k i i have to self-censor
Cooper Fisher
>ywn mating press a girl
beta uprising some day
Ian Bell
see you guys on the other originally original side
Nathan Roberts
Anyone can buy an hour of woman for like $100 - easy. Doesn't make life any better in the long run.
Carson Long
I have licked over 20 girls assholes tho soooo
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Camden Ortiz
>you will never touch a huskies soft fur
Jose Baker
Huskies are borderline retarded from excessive inbreeding
Christopher Parker
Damn.
Thats a soft butt!
Andrew Taylor
I do that every night to my wife. Asian girl ass is delightful.
Brody Harris
>inb4 "user we are only going out as friends right?" or my all time favourite "I cant go out with you, I have a boyfriend"
Logan Ortiz
But i have a lot of times already. Whoops i guess