So, what is at the end of the tunnel?

so, what is at the end of the tunnel?

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a realization.

taking a hike with a dog I think

I unironically found a qt virgin girl on tinder. I gave her her first kiss yesterday and we're gonna practice making out some more next week

This is what slightly attractive girls are getting on Tinder. You have NO chance whatsoever.

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Dinner on you, and a polite ghosting afterwards

Hey robot, normie here.
If you missed out on tinder 8 years ago you are out of luck. It isnt the hookup app it used to be. Theres alternatives like Hitch you can try or Bumble, but online dating isnt the hot new thing it used to be.

I've been on one Tinder date and this is exactly what happened except she paid for her own

Please show some funny DM's of how desperate they are

Why are the guys using pics with other girls in their Tinder profiles? The fuck?

I am a slightly above average dude, and in the span of 2 years and maybe ~200 matches (many resets), I ended up meeting 10 girls (4/10 to 8/10, ages 18-24), here's the breakdown:

>4 first dates that went nowhere
>1 short relationship with a girl who took my virginity
>1 hookup who never talked to me again
>2 friends with benefits that were overall fun but now over
>1 serious relationship that fell apart horrifically after 8 months
>1 that turned into a good friend (sex/drugs) who proposed to me after a year but I said no for multiple reasons

If you're an average guy (or worse) there's a chance for you but it's a lot of turmoil to go through. You need to be resilient.
If you're a chad then this app is your match made in heaven; here's your platter of romantic fulfillment.

I should put effort into meeting girls through mutual friends or something, which will be difficult but probably worth it.

women love men that can attract (other) women

Think I dated over 12 different tinder girls over a couple years

Made out a lot with over half of them, had a very short relationship, a blowjob and took one girls virginity. But I also got rejected quite a lot (I'm not a really interesting person tbqh). The thing is not to care about it too much and move on to the next one.

I'm not Chad either. /Soc/ rated me anywhere between 5 and 8.

My approach is just being nice, cool and friendly. I never talk about or ask about sex with them. Ofc this doesnt always work but works for me 50% of times.

Get. Off. My.

OP here, I didnt mean to summon degenerates, I just wanted to hear some insight about the app...

apparently degenerates don't know how to read

At least you have profiles to swipe through.

Where I am there are probably less than 5 people on tinder.

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For most, a very disappointing conversation that ends with being ghosted. For the lucky few, disappointing sex with a sexually liberated, morbidly obese woman.

I umironically relate to Sabin because I look like a chunkier version of him.
Fuck, maybe I should install the app to get my dick wet. If people like mustache guy below him gets pusi, I should easily get it too.

Try to listen and maybe you will get some succes as well

>Tinder
>Date
Really?

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I've had some "success" already
I guess I'm an emo faggot, because I still feel like the whole thing is shallow as fuck

ok degenerates, this thread is yours

>be roasty
>ride a cock carousel for years
>miles of dick pounding my pussy into ground beef
>filling the emptiness inside me with cum
>get older
>wtf, now chad is fucking my younger sister instead of me
>getting toasty
>idea.jpg
>edit my tinder profile
>"btw im a virgin"
>mfw

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I personally think the whole light at the end of the tunnel thing is our earliest memory: Passing through the birth canal and seeing light for the first time. Beautiful. Such a pity that everything rapidly goes to shit afterwards.

Anyone on tinder is a thot. It was literally invented as a one night stand app. Being on Tinder is literally admitting to being a whore. If I found out my girl was ever on tinder I would kick her out.

There are so many good things in life:
>taking a big shit
>getting your dick sucked
>laughing at something stupid with your bros
>seeing a stranger falling
>succeeding at some big goal
>snuggling up under blanket when it's cold outside

Life is great. Stop complaining, faggot.

a married bisexual guy to deepthroat your cock while you watch porn

a womb

I see incels are running their experiments again (London).

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Nigga's hair looks like an ice cream cone.

I managed to get a one night stand with a pretty cute girl on tinder about a year ago. I literally have no idea how it happened, and I haven't been able to replicate it since, despite trying. I guess that's better than nothing but I matched with her really quickly after getting the app, so for a while I thought I might be OK looking or something.
Sometimes you just get lucky.

About half the girls on tinder (especially the hot ones) are not even single. They're just there for validation.

please refer to this post you CUNT

>virgin girl on tinder
And you believed it? Holy fuck.

Nothing. I've got like probably 40 matches now, most of those in the first week of having the app but got nowhere with any of them, not a single date. Every time I open that app I want to kill myself thinking about what an autistic fuck I am that I can't handle the most basic of conversations.

> I can't handle the most basic of conversations.
Lol. This doesn't matter. Look at chad's conversations on twitter. He can basically grunt and get laid. It is and has always been about looks. So sleep easy. You're not autistic: you're ugly.

Well duh I know all that and I never said I was attractive, but I'm not totally ugly or else I wouldn't get matches like lots of robots here. Usually get rated like 6 or so on /soc/ and I get compliments on my looks from strangers sometimes.

Tinder saved me from inceldom, unironically. I was a 25 year old virgin when I installed the app and I got laid with around 15 different girls over the past 3 months.

And yet it's still not good enough. Really makes you think.

Oh user, if you only knew...

I installed Tinder like a year ago after 5 years as a volcel, so far I had 2 short stint fuck buddies, 1 a 5/10 the other a 7-8. Currently chatting to a girl who's a 5-6 but dull as a rock and only talks about herself.

I miss that 7-8 so much, she was like a young Nigella Lawson.

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It's fucking OVER if you're sub-9

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Yeah because I have actual autism. I'm sure someone with normal conversational capacity would be able to get at least 1 date with the amount of matches I get.

I went on a tinder date one week ago and we ended up having sex. Came inside of her bareback.

Asked her out again this week and she said yes but then she told me a day later 'something came up'. Won't be messaging her again lol.

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fake story loser