Let's get down to business!

Let's get down to business!
To defeat, the mutts!
Did they send me brownskins,
When I asked for whites?

You're the darkest bunch I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll, force a meme,
About you!

Ancestry from the jungle,
With same hue of skin!
Claim to be part german,
And you're sure to win!

You're a deluded, dark pathetic mutt
and you haven't got a clue
Somehow, I'll make a meme, out of you

Mutt 1: I'm never finna pay my debt
Mutt 2: My own momma gone and sued me
Mutt 3: Surely vidya must count as going to the gym
Yuro: This mutt just got shot to death
Cop: ARMS BEHIND YOUR LEGS AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME
Mutt 4: I don't really understand how to meeeme

BE A MUTT
Reach adulthood with a broken liver
BE A MUTT
Eat peanut butter and miracle whip with a spoon!
BE A MUTT
With all the salt of a two-star diner
With skincolor as the dark side of the moon!

Time is racing toward us
'til the Mutts arrive.
Close your every border
And you might survive.
You're unsuited for this board of our
You hit too close to home, you're through
How could I force a meme
About you?

BE A MUTT
Go see nolan-kino with girlfriend and get shot
BE A MUTT
Get shot in mart and get shot in high school
BE A MUTT
With healthcare costs like an apple brand-store
And skin color as the dark side of the moon

BE A MUTT
We must be swift as a mobile scooter
BE A MUTT
With leadership of a corporate orange
BE A MUTT
With hygiene like a stagnant mire
And skincolor as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!

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Whiter than you! Mohammad!

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Don’t make these threads we should all be working together here not dividing up with these hurtful jokes aimed towards us

No more brother wars guys

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> my ego hurts please stop

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You can make a joke or banter but the mutt meme isn’t simple banter it’s just used to be offensive and it isn’t even funny it’s just the same joke over and over to hurt Americans feelings for no reason

You shouldn’t even have those pictures saved on your computer jackass

Why not?

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I hate brits so goddamn much.

seething

Nice song, but I'm guessing the lyrics sound more fluid in Arabic right?

> hides his flag
Hello, American!

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Stop. It’s a meme. Get the fuck over it. If you get this assblasted about a fucking dumb meme on a Mongolian llama-farming forum, then you need to kill yourself

top kek. You're a funny guy Nigel, I like you. Thats why I'm going to kill you last.

You have an actual nigger marrying into your Royal Family.

Me big american.
Me kill weak man.
Me stronk!

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>an actual nigger
I wonder what country it came from

Thank you for sending an amerimutt to destroy our royal blood line

America should be destroyed

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I'm a race mixer. I approve of this message.

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Sorry cant hear you over paying for a TV and Porn license while being hit in the face with acid.

OH WAIT!

enjoy the wedding, big guy!

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I assume you're talking about your royal family.

>me bong
>me literally known as "cuck island" in China and Hong Kon
>me think voice still carry weight on Jow Forums
>me not realize everytime i open my mouth some muslims' cock gets homesick

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what level of autism is this?

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>Melbourne

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It's kind of funny that all the Britcucks can do is post memes while their county goes to complete shit. It's like watching a confused child lash out.

do i need to post more pics of Lost tribe of Britons??

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>implying America isn’t a complete shithole that is becoming more and more third world like

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Never said it wasn't, but you seem to be in denial of whats happening in your own country.

You mind if i take this to ylilauta and have someone to sing this?

good thread

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The bong ain't wrong. The neighborhood I grew up in as a kid was like 85% white. I drove through recently and struggled to find any white children at all.

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strong start. pretty funny

BE A MUTT
Go see nolan-kino with girlfriend and get shot
BE A MUTT
Get shot in mart and get shot in high school
BE A MUTT
With healthcare costs like an apple brand-store
And skin color as the dark side of the moon
^ this section is a little weak. you should rework it for better punch. All in all solid perody gets a little soft at the end. but hey, that's why we shop material

Just for you

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

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I legit tried to sing the whole thing, falls apart at the chorus a little though.

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>45% calling anyone a mutt

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Nice

DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW THAT ISNT ME

oh hans, why so salty?

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When I first watched Mulan I rooted for the Huns.

>he literally phoneposts a reply to himself

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>not posting the real version

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lol vogon tard

youtube.com/watch?v=cbN1NaQ7yQI

This is the most accurate one honestly, we're all fucked.

I fully support the mutt meme, america is a dumpster, but you guys are the closest to being as bad as we are. The UK is deep in multiculturalism.

I think anglos are just natural cucks and destroyers of europe

I think I'm going to start keeping track of how many posts I see everyday concerning Germany made by Americans just to make a point of how untrue this meme is

kek think your enjoy this pic

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>prime british beauty
come to think of it I guess I can kind of understand his decision

Not bad, not bad at all. Few parts could be better, mostly just changing a few words around for better flow, but overall a solid attempt. Bonus points for actual OC in this day and age. I'd give it a 7/10 by old standards, 9/10 compared to the current state of the board.

Bravo, shit like this is what keeps me coming back.

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>Ancestry from the jungle,
>With same hue of skin!
They're green?

OP was horribly unfunny in general

based mongre
here have this OC about the anglo-mutt bantz

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i wish to see a pic of ur skin i want to know if the memes are real or a lie

You're making this worse, boomer.

kek, that was one of the funniest amerimutt memes in a while

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Wew lad

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>proxy
>entire purpose is to raise ire towards Brits
yawn

neck yourself but unironically

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Lmao. Mutt threads are great

whiter than you muhamad

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youtu.be/rYuNXNg7vJk

youtu.be/PH-zrpqbzE0

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based arab

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THERES A VIDEO

OH NONONONO

Calm your tits, Pablo

>flag
#metoo

Calm down araboi, it's just some bantz

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Sad, focusing on mutts while your wives, sisters, mothers and daughters are raped, groomed and murdered.
Keep it classy bongs.
Make sure you don’t eat muslim food, it might have your kid in it.

All of Argentina's whites are of Mediterranean (aka Arab) descent.

can i come back to the old county am i wh...white guys

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>I'm 57.1% British

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>islamic education
Argentina had a big German migration.

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He might be 57 irish though

but hey, at least we aren't hungry for aryan blood anglo vampires
also welsh, who are superior to the anglo

UK is the land of the white people and the rest of stinky EU are skinheads

>woke

They're still predominantly Arab.

saxon>norman>celt

If you're of low-class British descent then you're scum and should die. Otherwise, you're cool.

ebin meme

>ahuehuehue
>us pakis rapebabies are better than the meds which are still majority white countries because andalusia, north africa and the fertile crescent of which the latter two weren't even in europe got mutted by arabs
assblast

Moors aren't even Arabs and they got expelled. By the same logic south Italy should be full of Normans which ruled it for quite some time.

C'mon, all memes aside, you are Arab-y.

i have no idea oh well guess ill be a mutt forever

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Loved it, except
>mutts doesn't rhyme with whites

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moors invaded after the collapse of the mauretanian kingdom and they were white romans so they are the same sort of invading barbarian and should be expelled

The absolute irony of bongs, when their precious prince is marrying the mutt queen

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A pornstar is the smallest thing. She literally converted to Judaism to marry some Hollywood Jew.

She's never going to take power anyway.

You’re probably not white so this doesn’t affect you but for me this is incredibly offensive. Ever since this meme started getting posted I’ve had to stop coming here so much because of how bad these “mutt” memes make me feel as a white person who isn’t me 56%

Nah the moors are native. Germanic tribes settled. North Africa

porn star and rapper!
YALL ALL KNOW ME DIRT NASTY
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