Y'all ever just flex on hoes?

Y'all ever just flex on hoes?

Attached: Screenshot_20190316-180341_Bumble.jpg (810x2010, 568K)

More autism, my oregano anons

Attached: Screenshot_20190316-181053_Bumble.jpg (1440x2960, 339K)

Nice.

I've lost all control at this point too.

I downloaded bumble. I'm french and there's only Americans there. Sure there are some babes but shit do they all seem insufferable. I pity you robots

wipee your ass guriellas

My sides. I'm gunna start using that last line to pick up women.

Damn man I love France. I wanna visit some day.

First reply decides the answer, they actually replied lmao.

Also can't normans Google stuff?

Attached: Screenshot_20190316-181738_Bumble.jpg (1440x2960, 884K)

Post more please sir

She's fucking with you. Just say, "yeah, a porno, starring me and you"

It's pretty nice. Don't fall for Jow Forums memes

Kek who do you think I am? I get about a match a day and they have to message me first

Attached: Screenshot_20190316-182011_Bumble.jpg (1440x2960, 424K)

Ok nevermind, not taking requests. I'm looking for something nmore cyborg-ish

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fx dead, baby,

Attached: Goma_2.jpg (2400x1600, 950K)

Call her a dumb nigger

What if I used the navy seal copypasta as my tinder bio?

Wouldn't fit I think.
I use pic realted as one of my pics, I think that works for me and filters out the retarded Stacies

Attached: EXNss58-fYuSPPjcGwNzGUyoMNI8lfcRn6wLMpcRVhY.png (640x630, 230K)

call her a cachiggerr

Attached: 56f131d04bd81-Alfred-the-Careerist2.png (308x464, 30K)

Nvm she unmatched me

shham

Attached: images.jpg (253x199, 6K)

Autism? But he's completely right. Fuck women. They bitch and complain when they have guys hitting on them but when they're given a platform that completely eliminates that and puts the onus on them, they just turn it around and use it as a system to only let "certain" guys (i.e. Chad) hit on them. They still won't actually put any effort into the interaction.

Well I know, that's why I wrote it. But autism is not knowing when to refrain from saying something even though it's true

Shit happens dood

It would've happened anyway if you were normie. Waste of time these useless sluts.

Oh yeah I wasn't interested in her, or I wouldn't have sent that.
There's that tall girl I really want to talk to, but she doesn't seem to want to and with fucking bumble I'm out of luck.
I find women just so uninteresting

shouldnt we allowar ourselves to post

Attached: download.jpg (259x194, 9K)

wgl04_putin2

Attached: wgl04_putin2.jpg (845x650, 451K)

Paris is a shithole though

I live there, it's not.
You're either a Jow Forumstard or a seething provincial

Attached: 100963334_03e26aea4a.jpg (454x340, 54K)

It's really not... I lived there for 2 years, even befriended people from the supposed *no go zones* and never had a single problem. Magnificent city, full of history, culture and tons of things to do. But it can be an exhausting place.