Rap Thread - lets see what you guys got

All my niggas are school shooters
Fuck all these fat boomers in walmart scooters
Doomers be spitting the truth and all these foolish zoomers aint got a clue
Wojak boys on the street we put our suicide notes on /b/
You can't see, we're the undeground generation laying the N.E.E.T foundation
Only real robots got major depression hiding in mom's basement
pissing in bottles and dissing the normals, our life is horrible and abnormal
Like Squirtle we bust our nuts to only 2d Puff puff pass the doobie
Woozy from the cordial and most of us are labeled as druggies and loonies
but till we die or commit suicide we'll be getting high fuck all those normies

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I can't let this thread die,
Addys just to get by,
Focus losing focus broken lenses
I plot on my future benzs

Rap game hot but my post game hotter,
Make a thot disappear, I Harry pot 'er
My soul super cold, but my heart like solder
Heart burn burn through my chest like water

Alien, and I'm outer spacean,
don't @ me, if I act racist
hate mankind like the caths hate gay shit
Pull up New Zee no cap I spray shit.

Pull up with the nword, Lil nigger I drop like Hiroshima.
I'm da bomb, dropping body's I never miss like wiz kahlifa.
Straight cooking crystal meth im Walter White lil Nigger I could teach ya
Dont call me a damn faggit, newfags scared cause they know I'mma beat ya

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This board just ain't doin it for me
been here years watched it decline
now all you highschool faggots do is whine
you're all still young, it's not over
get your shit together homies
none of you are robots
just overdramatic children
coming here doesn't serve you
go find another pool to dip your feet in
yall think the world owes you something
what do you even contribute
what's your fucking issue, stop crying, here's a tissue
useless wastes of space, complaining but not changing
quit blaming others for your problems
so much ignorance you're feigning

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I got NEETs on my team loaded up with them tendies
My niggas all bougie, fuck burger king we eat at Wendies
Piss bottles on deck these wagies gonna get it
lemonade stands secure these bags but it's piss bitch

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Very nice user
iughioi

i'm gonna sage this shit thread
because of all your fuckin bitch rap

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the rap game trash but ima skilled craftsman
and u just another actor playing a role like bill paxton
you prolly on every drug in your momma pill cabinet
ima pull up with the chopper, let it ring, think i'm phil jackson

your oneitis gave me brain
taught me how to train my dragon
your dick was in your hand
pornhub videos laggin'

I smoke bowls and play dark souls
all you trolls need to get goals
you stick your boners in cornets
make chocolate come out the wide end

wrecking your ass like a dalek
you're in jeopardy like trebek
take your neck in a high-tech mech
make you obsolete like a tape deck

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And ya don't stop, hit it!
Mumbling and whispering is what I hear
When the neets appear on the scene niggas get scared
Why? We're not to blame
I don't want the rings on your hand, I don't understand
When I come thru the avenue I must know voodoo
Cause all eyes are on you know who - huh!
And my so-called friends beg for ends for me to work
But I just let them to lurk more - then what they deserve
I just silently observe when I get served but
I don't need to greet' em, let their bosses feed 'em
When it come to 'goodbye' the peace sign is how I treat em - uh
Sometimes they won't get that, they keep sweating me for some chit-chat
Bite my lyrics like kit-kats
Open your eyes, realize ain't no sugar in my tank
Go inside and finish another anime wank to my waifu so fine
You're out to live your life and this how I'm bout' to live mine

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But the tape stay skipping need a tape check,
And Im still rad riding like a skate deck,
I'm a meth speed racer with the apex
We on Jow Forums cooking up the A tracks,

Never making B tracks,
We don't ever relax,
Went on nofap, 2 days,
my dick got hard, OK,
Then I relapsed.

Yang Gang talking that shit
all I see is red from communist Spics
Drive wage cucks crazy working till 6
In the morning, boss calling "get back here bitch"

Lost my girlie but I still got muh dick sucked, yuh
Drop pennies on the ground you gon pick up, yes
Jew nose hoes, giving brain, getting dicked up, yuh
Dick down on your bride, gave the pink up, yes

And the stink up next, whike I count my checks,
I'mma eat those chex, Gucci Gang I flex,
Sipping Tang hi-tek, I'mma slang my meth,
And meth stay best, put a bitch to rest,

Cause she crying, methadone in my dome, I be flying,
Now I'm coming down, and I'm sighing, cause that's sign, every single time, that I waking up, to reality that isn't so sublime,

Lemon lime, sipping lean, out the sippy cup then pass it your kid,
I ain't playing children's games, you disrespect and you get killed,
I ain't in a decent mood unless prescriptions getting filled,
All I do all day is crystal meth, and stay be popping pills,

I double cup my Styrofoam you know I never spill,
Your old lady want some percosets, for that shit she getting filled,
To the brim with dick and then of course she lick it up with skill,
I might have a dig a shoebox grave, her pussy I just killed

I'll bump and then post some shit

A schizo dipshit fucked up on disco biscuits
Spittin twisted sick shit like my dick does viscous liquid
A viscous misfit wit bitch tits and a six inch dicklet

I dunno I feel like it's really bad

You're using a lot of rhymes in each bar which is an advanced technique but not very sustainable, and should be used sparingly.

You're also missing your fourth bar from what I can tell, but otherwise that was some heat you wrote.

reminds me of eminem desu

reminds me of big pun
listen to his stuff he's big on that rhyming scheme

Yo yo yo wassup
There is itty bitty liquidity in the cup
So clear and pristine like the tears of God
But pour it on the ground and it turns into mud - Wow!

Many states of the matter, but not like it matters
Juice is better - say all the haters
Fuck em I say, getting agitated
So long faggots and stay hydrated

Don't need a bitch to suck my dick
cuz my fleshlight does the trick
another day another binge
forever on the fringe i feel a twinge
of guilt in my mind cuz my life is being wasted
i can't take it...
know mom and dad are worrying
i wanna make em proud
but i can't even leave my room, how the fuck i'm supposed to bounce
outta here all independent n shit
not possible, cuz everything i do i quit
no hope no happiness my future is dim
will things ever get better
chances are slim

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YOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
whatchugona do my friend
whatchu gona do?
when i walk past your sister
and she be like "wew"
droppin all her pencils
losin all her clues
but i bend down to tie my laces
& avoid all her queues
you gona thank a brother or think im gay for you?
well here's proof i'm not gay, especially por vous.
i found my bitch on tinder but i aint upload a picture she liked me for my witticisms now she seen me aint no criticisms
first time she saw my dick she fainted can't let her touch it though she tainted
had her eyes checked- no hymen, lost it to a guy named simon
now she pays me for eye contact, wait it out babe that's the contract

dissecting the scenario im warier than wario got a grudge it gotta go, my name is Jo
and now you know

I recognize and appreciate the effort you put into this. Good shit man.

Many thanks friends of friends. To clarify i only wrote the second longer half, the first part was another user, but I liked what he did so I wanted to continue it.

rappin in a thread with a pickle of fags
lookin for my lighter
the one i just had
just one second
i'll be right back
you wont know i've gone,
with my online time hack
im back
..
...
and im smokin
straight up the truth
not even joking
not providing proof
coz proof is fucking gay
"show me your diploma
in fag-o-fuckingtray"
i'll put you in a coma
a nice one though
where you live your wildest dreams
i'll fund the life support machine
as obligated through the courts
consider this a verbal contract
and your only warning
i'm a laid back chap
& i don't like scorning
you come at me all serious
i'll show you fucking critical
now im getting angry
even though this hypothetical
sertin' stance reminding me i'm up against

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(forgot)
a bunch of pants and ticket for riverdance

gotta leave the house
gotta get food
laying in bed
not bein lewd
i'm accrued quite a mess in my myoptic brood
and i havent left the house
apart from just for food
in a long time...
:/

A lil sumtin I wrote for the thread

I drink Red bull till my heart fails
Buy a hammer... And get my head full of sharp nails
I fuck large whales in beds wit guard rails
So they don't fall out and make tard wails
I'm part male
The other half is gender fluid
I'm not a bender stupid
All men are putrid
My new names Caitlyn Jenner... and you better use it

Holy SHIT this is cringe. And i say this as a literal cuckold

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Tony Hawk's pro skater 2

Puttin ladies in hospitals
Cause I got balls bigger than Jay Z's nostirils

Im on that tote shit ! (repeat 30 times)

Groovy boomp

Power to the peeps, power for the dreams
Still missing piece scattering, so incomplete
We be the most incredible soldier from underground
See how easy they all fall down


Digging to the core to see the light
Let's get out of here babe, that's the way to survive
Ya top of the head, I'm on the set
Do the impossible, don't you wanna bet?


'Cause a lot of things changed
We be waiting in vain
If you wanna get by no pain no gain
Wow! Fakers wanna test me again
Sorry, my rhyme's gonna snatch your brain yo


I'm still struggling for the straight up skill
We gonna, make it a-happen with the crazy rap skill
Get ready to rumble, now would be the time, uh huh
If you ain't know, now you know


Good luck fellas!

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