Is there any gf better than a tall gf?

Is there any gf better than a tall gf?

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is that allison tyler?

>is that allison tyler?
yes

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Now imagine the short girl is you.

>Is there any gf better than a tall gf?
A very tall gf?

there's a limit, too tall can be freak tier

her tits are amazing

Her tits are fake. I'll give you that they are good for fakes, but flat is better than fake and I'm a dyed-in-the-wool titman

Yes. A small gf.

>Yes. A small gf.
t. womanlet

Not being one.

>t. 4'6" and it's annoying

ahhh, a man of integrity

as a 5'3 manlet lots of girls are tall to me now I just need to find one that wants my 5'3 ass

>now I just need to find one that wants my 5'3 ass
The true plight of the manlet.

Agreed, but Doug Stanhope's bit about some women having natural dangly sock tits made me more understanding of fakes. Also some fakes are more convincing than others. Sadly the frankennipples and surgery scars on some are nightmare fuel.

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Statistically unlikely.

Based and Alisonpilled

I'm sorry brother, are you at least good looking?

I want a tall, thick, qt gf :((

Fuck tall chicks.

Even though they're bumping their heads on doorframes they STILL fucking want men who are taller than them.

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That's a 6'7" giantess. Girls at 6'0" or 6'2" are still just as entitled as that womanlet she was shopping with.

>tfw no 6'7" giantess who defends my height

I mean, I agree that most women are shit but tall girls are usually nicer at least to a manlet like myself

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I'm in awe at the size of this lass.

6 feet? come to holland bro

>Is there any gf better than a tall gf?
Yeah. autist gfs. . But tall ones are good too.

I'm watching Joe going places right now.
I wish he still made videos.

For you a man would be better. Females are supposed to be smaller than males.
Of course.
Most retarded shit I ever read. Fuck off with this ironic layered shitposting. Females want to be small and males want them to be small. The only reason they would not want to be is due to pedo paranoia and men asking if they are 'of age' too often. It makes them think that a guy will break up with her once she starts to look of age, of which is beyond silly. Men like youth, as it is inherently female a trait, neoteny is all male sexuality is about. Small makes sense.

>baiting
There are no female here.

>people are shocked that her bf is 5'8"
Lol, the manlet meme is true. You're fucked even if you're average height.

>want nothing more than a tall gf
>am almost 6'2"

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pro's of a tall gf
>easy to kiss
>great cuddlers
>sexy as fuck
>scare manlets away
>will produce alpha sons
cons? none.

cons:
>gay to kiss
>too much body heat
>gay as fuck
>vagina too big and feamle want over average dicks and tall men (for that very reason)
>large for no reason as females cannot throw down
>ugly ogre
>will produce ugly ogre females
>males are obsolete even if chads born
baka

Cute! My gf's 4'11 unfortunately, 4'6 sounds magical.

>t. manlet
Not original

that guy is a tall guy with a small girl fetish. it's manlets who have amazon fetishes.

Why can't we love women regardless of height
Every height has it's advantages.

I'm six feet, most think I'm taller for some reason though and guys my same height say six two (something pathetic males like you guys do is add two inches to penis and height). I, rather than wish for taller self or penis, wish for smaller gf.

If a bitch is anywhere near six feet she is going to swallow my dick too easy, be impossible to throw around or carry, if not then she's a prude and or afraid to eat. i want someone actually fun. So basically be five by five or gtfo. Or better yet, shorter than five by five.

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because women don't love men regardless of height

Im 5'4, shes 6ft tall. I would oiterally be that girl

>I would oiterally be that girl
But are you a oiteral girl?

No, im a oiteral manlet :( GIB TALL GF N O W

>Most retarded shit I ever read. Fuck off with this ironic layered shitposting. Females want to be small and males want them to be small. The only reason they would not want to be is due to pedo paranoia and men asking if they are 'of age' too often. It makes them think that a guy will break up with her once she starts to look of age, of which is beyond silly. Men like youth, as it is inherently female a trait, neoteny is all male sexuality is about. Small makes sense.
t. seething womanlet

Here you fucking fucl

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