/r9gay/ - #651

>tfw no degenerate bf who has to stand on his toes to kiss me

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i am NOT you IMPOSTER
me too now! we'll all make it, new bf

you're me now

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I wanna be someone's short bf but I'm 6ft :(

^^
^^^
bang you would be short compared to him easy

I'll make you feel small, fren

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Thanks match-maker user
How tall and far away are you?

I want to be someone's tall bf but I'm 5'6 :(

tfw I'm a 5'5 forever alone virgin

As I said I'm 6'8".
I'm in Alabama.

insoles + date shorter guys easy or no insoles and get a bf that is 4'11-5'4

/2PmpA9

hi4

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that's cool don't really care rn
the straight twink i know irl that said he isn't sure about his sexuality just asked me to be his study partner to help him pass.

i think i'm gonna make it guys

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Aw I'm in England

>still no euro neet bf to be codependent with
it hurts guys, i just want to listen to music with him and watch cute stuff together ;~;

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Sad days, friend. I appreciate the interest though.
I hope I find someone some day.

you rejected me on discord so you really have no excuse

WTB 4'11-5'4 bf

>tfw you scare people off when you tell them you strive for co-dependency in relationships

>plenty of euro neets replied to this nigger before
>still didnt do anything
Guess youll stay alone forever, also if anyone wants a euro neet bf im free :)

you were boring sorry
oh well, those people arent the ones im interested in
whatever you say user kun

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>you were boring sorry
This is the shit that stresses me the fuck out. I'm fucking boring as sin but I still want someone. I'm pretty sure I actually just fucked up with someone for being too boring.

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tea or coffee big guy?

Polgb is a fucking cesspool of degeneracy.
The "men" there are all whores and no one actually cares about moral decay. All a bunch of LARPing normalniggers

tfw I destroy every friendship/relationship becuase of my bpd

>tfw no bf who will use you as his toilet
>tfw no bf to dutch oven you under the covers and bully you when the smell inevitably makes you hard

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I can handle boring people but only in person
and only if they are in love/obsessed with me

Have hope little buddy

I like both, I'll have what you recommend me to take darling

I liked it better when it said bull, I assumed your crazy ass was into cuck shit

tfw same but i enjoy it because it inevitably fuels my self harm which i also enjoy

hey recommend him lady grey tea
do itttttttttttttt

oooh good answer I'm brit so tea

Im 6'1 and my gf is 4'11. Its super weird when we try to do anything because either i have to bend over alot or she has to reach up as high as she can. Still cute but it gets annoying

yeah, but you can use her as your personal fleshlight

So I pass the test?

test passed you did good +1sb

>ghosted twice in one day
i-i never learn my lesson do i

Do I need to pass another test?

no no the tea was the only important one to me 1 short bf is what the +1 was

i don't know how people can ghost other people, it's so mean

wanna make it 3?

>tfw no 5'0" sub 100 pound bf to man handle

>people wanted to talk to you
Wew, no one wants to talk to me. At least im not wasting time on anyone.

Let's get in contact then!

okie user do you have disc and if so what yo disc if not what else you want me to contact you through?

Post a throwaway and I'll send you my contact

I'm danish. Ur a dumb burger. Are you happy now user?

dont bully me please i just want someone to spend time with

Why dont you guys just make one giant orgy of a discord server instead of asking for eachother discord accounts?

>mentioning height in the OP
aaand another thread is gonna be ruined by normies

possibly, maybe i'm not happy user

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Don't worry, take solace in the fact that the animegirl poster will never find a boyfriend.

I'll spend time with you bb

Reninder that a real BF doesn't care about your height.

Why would mentioning height do that?

I just bought a sulfate-free shampoo so i guess i'm gay now hi everyone

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maybe you're new here, but keep an eye out for people who post their height and you'll get it in due time

what about a silicone-free conditioner?

just for you to leave the next day am i right?

i don't know about conditioners are they good or bad for the quality of your hair?

they moisturize and makes your hair all soft and nice after your shampoo dries it out

does r9gay has an official discord server?

No and we never will normalscum

yeah but at the cost of putting more chemicals on your hair so i'm not sure they're good in the long run

Yes but we ban all normalfags.

gimme some songs to listen to while i study gay boys
no electronic though

This. They will probably whore around until they neck themselves. Have hope

Don't listen to music while you study you dumb butt, it will make it harder to retain the information.

For the last time, yes, 6+ of them and they all suck and no, not the ones that are being shilled.
Goodbye horses

Really cute r9gay discord

discord/gg/q5wgYpp

wrong
thanks, please fill up my playlist daddy

Begnagrad - Coc'n Rolla.mp3

The Centurians - Comanche.ogg

Where is my 2am bf pls, im needy but also good at giving attention

If you dont mind one being boring I work graveyard shifts and just stay in night mode.

>tfw he'll never be my bf
i hate my life so much

comfy quiet thread

>it's another night of not being able to sleep due to anxiety and depression

I really wish he'd say he loves me and become my bf. Hopefully it will happen in the future but I'll probably fuck it up somehow

where's my dumb burger bf at?

Tfw no Hampshire Bf

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do cute boys have cute hobbies

i like farting on people

i knew one who made mods for skyrim and wrote, it was very cute indeed

Care to settle for a close enough to Hampshire bf? I promise im only a little autistic

my breath smells and i fart constantly
damn

oi answer me

HOLY FUCKING QUADS OMFG

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that's not quads you fucking dipshit

reminder
u cnt count

his post ID is 5149222
222
3 2's
2222 would be 4 twos

change of plans i will fart on your face