"YO VIRGIN! Omigawd user looked! Ahahahahaha!"

>"YO VIRGIN! Omigawd user looked! Ahahahahaha!"

So what would you do?

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Ignore them, go home, cry

Pull a "Stone Cold Steve Austin" laugh

Laugh, they got you pretty good. Last thing you should do is be a bitch about it. You might even score, who knows.

Yes what is it my friends

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>suddenly raise your voice in my proximity
>I react in any way to this sudden, unprovoked vocalisation
>LE XD VIRGIN MEMEZ OMG
Fucking roasties, this isn't funny.

"MY NAMES VIRGIL"

Pull out my fucking piece

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You realize this didnt actually happen, right?

7 6 8 from left to right. Take away 1-2 points for make up.

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Sounds like maybe it did.

Smile at them, it was a funny joke.
Then they get to know me, try to have sex with me, than realise how deep rooted my intimacy issues really are.

starting to jerk off in front of them

BE GONE, THOTS!!
>naruto-run away

This has happened in high schools all across America
It's usually pseudo-chads perpetrating it though

Why were they talking to me in the first place?

That's my christian name

"And you will know this devils power."

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virgin fggot

Triggered the redditcel.

*creates dimensional rift*

*sends you into the pee pee poo poo dimension*

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"we could change that in a matter of minutes my darling"

Just shrug my elbows in all honesty, I could care less.