Hello bant, how are you?

Hello bant, how are you?

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N O T
G O O D

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Why is that France? Have you been invaded?

About to take a night walk, somewhat excited.
How are you?
Next flower shop thread when?

Stupid americans making fun of my country.
Alcohol is too expensive for my budget so I can't get drunk all day.
Some fag stole my laptop and cellphone.
Will lose one of my balls soon.

Dead inside. Thanks for asking.

NO

Ever done that before?
I'm fine, and soon i'd say.
Sorry but just trying to joke around. But that does sound pretty crappy, sorry for you bud. May I ask about the last part though?
Dang. Why?
No?

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It's okay, I get the meme.
Basically: cancer. Last time I checked I had a weird outgrowth on one of my balls, and the doc told me it was a tumor. Now they have to take the whole thing out.

Where is that train going?
I'm doing great!

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good

Good. I hope you do another embassy thread.

I keep spilling spaghetti

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I hope she made lots of it.

i'm doing alright, i guess.
what about you?

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Damn. Sorry for you, wish you the best of luck. Now you can do a spot on Hitler impersonation though.
Don't know, it's on the bant express way.
Nice, why?
How are you going to much it then?
Oh hey dude, have a good day?
I'm good.

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My tummy is starting to hurt from eating so much food.

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>have a good day?
well, not exactly, but that goes for most days when it comes to me.

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eh, alright

Make sure to drink water that helps break down foods.
You at least content with the day?
Nice. Anything good happen today?

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tbqfh the balls being cut part is no biggie: it's not like I was using them anyway, and I'm actually more bothered by the fact someone managed to into my apartment and steal 100 euros worth of shit.
But enough blogposting. What about you?

>managed to get*
>1000 euros

Ouch that really does hurt. Sorry for you man.
I'm fine.

Not really. Just a nothing day I guess

no, not really. just sat on my ass and played vidya all day like the lazy faggot i am, and i really wouldn't consider that a "content day" or whatever the fuck.

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Thank you for the advice. Rubbing it seems to help somewhat too.

Those days happens.
Well did you enjoy doing that?
Aw just like a small child. Very cute.

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well, yeah. i guess.

I'm glad you had fun. It seems you have ambitions of more, maybe you should start slowly working towards them.

>It seems you have ambitions of more
well, i'll just say it right now: i fuckin' don't. and hell, even if i were to have some, i would be too lazy to actually work towards them.

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It's not cute!

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>me as a firstworlder
gee am so depressed. dead inside, nothing doood

I'm ok, thanks for asking

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Not with that attitude. I'm sure your motivated about something.
But you act cute.
How's Russia?
That's good. What you have for lunch?

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Not really, I just act like myself.

Roasted meat sandwich, spinach soup and two juicy apples.

fine, not sure what to do..
i may listen a eletronic song now and shake
then go bed

How nice. how was the weather?
Sounds wonderful. Anything interesting in the news?
Just head to bed. Sleep is important.

Really warm, over 20°C. I haven't gotten out much however.

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>I'm sure your motivated about something.
well, i'm really not.
when i try to think of shit i'm motivated about, nothing comes to mind. like, nothing at fuckin' all.

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Not really. The news have been going about this one soccer team all day and it's getting on my fucking nerves.

>How's Russia?
nothing interesting, just trying to get by till the end of the week on 16 us dollars, hiding from military conscription, things like that

2 things i avoid, ignore and go away from:
television and people that talk about it.
(obvious news and football is included)
do the same.
befor you end like some of them i listen today:
- men.. i love footaball, but with this groups fighting.. i cant go with my kids..
wish makes me wanna answer:
- it is like that befor you borne and you are no one to change it, but to contribute as a stupid by free will.

You like it?
You'll find something. I know it.
I see. That's boring then.
Sounds like a busy week.

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I do! It would be the perfect weather to get ice cream.

That would be nice. What type do you like?

Blizzards! Do you like those?

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give me someone to breed

Very yum. Just had one the other day.
Why?
How about yourself?

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Yea, I barely watch TV nowadays, I only care about international news and I get those from the internet. Hearing about soccer, political corruption and government propaganda 24/7 gets annoying after a while.

What flavor?

not sure if incest or masturbation

>propaganda
Do tell.
Reese's!
What ever it is you should do it.

i don't have ovaries

Not with that attitude.

Very veiled shit like "unemployment rate keeps going down" or "the economy's bouncing back". The generic run of the mill shit you probably hear in the america too, except its effects are hardly felt. It's a weird mix of singing one's praises and trying to convince everyone we're not in deep shit anymore even though most of our workforce ends up migrating due to the lack of good job prospects. Those who stay get exploited like dogs for a little more than minimum wage.

Hey bumstead!
You smell like poo and you're very homosexual!

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I prefer the cotton candy flavor. It's only a limited-time flavor though.
I'd take you to Dairy Queen, Bum~

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Oh my. Sounds Orwellian.
HA! Funny meem.
That would be sweet of you~
Choo choo!

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I don't know how, but my laptop is working again!

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The magic of niggy. That's great to hear.

That means I can also use my spare tripcode.
Wanna see it?

Hmm. Sure.

Voila.

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Neat.

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This tripcode is a blessing from the user from Iraq that makes tripcodes.

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Seems like a nice fella.

im dying mentally. but its fine because anime, music and Jow Forums is filling up the lost part of my sanity.

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KAMASAMI
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

What did he mean by this

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That doesn't sound good. please stay safe.

its fine really. even if im psychotic. when im done with everthing that needs to be done i will kill my self. death happens all the time and im just a stranger.

fuck. i realised i sound like a emo fag. FUCK

plz don't kill yourself.

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you know that there are people doing it right now. are they bothering you?

No per say but i'd a bit saddening to think some folks think it's better to off them self.

it is. but it is also their choice.

This. Unless the person is mentally ill, choosing when and how to die should be a human right.

That is true, it's just sad that they choose that though. Some times people can talk them out of doing it and that's nice.

even if it is illegal, suicidal people would still do it. what do they have to lose.

I feel... Sombre.
Good night.

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Good night. Hope tomorrow is better.

Some people don't do it out of the fear of being left handicapped, paralysed etc. It would better if they could be provided a safe and painless way to die.

in Britain during mediaeval times suicide was illegal. if you were caught in the act you would be executed by hanging.

that is true.

Hiya Bum!

Hi hi!
How are you?

I'm good, how about you?

I'm doing just fine.

That's good :3

yes. :^)

Hello!

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Hi niggy-chan! How was your day?

My day was quite enjoyable to say the least. I've been extra comfy and mellow.
How about yourself?

I'm thinking of making deep fried mars bars & getting Nutella on a soft taco shell.
But I'm suppose to be on a diet. So I'm going to roll and bumstead you're gonna roll.
If my post is 0-5 & your post is 5-9 then I will get the food
If my post is 5-9 and your reply is 0-5 then I will not get
If my post is 05 & your pst is 0-5 then I will get the food
If my post is 5-9 and your post is 5-9then I will not get food.

Go and get it.

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Wait so the only thing that mattered was what number you got.
0-5 both got you the food and you getting a 5-9 meant no.
This was a dumb game.

*surprise hug*
Ha what now nerd.

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No it depends on what I roll and what bumstead roll.
But after looking at it I realized it's not fair since it only really mattered on my roll.
So I guess if bumstead roll 3-7 then I go and get it.. If he rolls anything else I don't get it

You are right though its a stupid game.