Anyone in the military here? Marine Corps checking in
Military Robots
Dylan Baker
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Julian Stewart
hi wilson
Angel Roberts
who the fuck is wilson
Adam Allen
22 year old loser here joining the Air Force because I have no future.
Blake King
why join the air force when you can be a marine
Asher Walker
not you, apparently
organzola
David Gomez
Not him but that's where I would go too because everyone says it's the easiest.
Asher Walker
The boyfriend of this girl I hook up with is in the marines. The biggest fucking dork, and an ugly brown manlet. I used to support the military but not anymore, I hate that guy for some reason, maybe because if it weren't for him I could've dated her and have a normal relationship, but he had to get in the way, now even if she dumps him it'd be pointless because she's a slut.
Fuck the marines, bunch of faggots welfare queens.
Anthony Butler
Whats it like being in the marines? Ever been deployed?
Liam Cox
At least you didn't get her then later on find out that she was slutting it up behind your back. If anything it's because of this dork that you dodged a bullet.
Dylan Moore
How do you autists survive in the military
Colton Williams
its the most homosexual group of heterosexuals you'll find on this planet
im in an MOS that's considered the smart ones in the military so theres a good amount of other autists
Mason Davis
sorry we hurt you
bitch
Cameron Williams
Australian Army reservist here. Was regular Army for 2 years, Navy for 6 years before that.
Women are whores.
William Sullivan
can you guys finally defeat the emus?
Blake Walker
Pretty well actually. Free gym, free housing, rampant alcoholism, male dominated, firearms.
Benjamin Ramirez
free housing with 2 other roommates. i hate having to go to the head every time i want to jerk off
Adam Smith
>tfw I fucked up and joined the National Guard
Hudson Sullivan
No. but we do steal their feathers. Pic related. All members of the Armored corps or 'cavalry' have a long standing tradition dating back to the boer war where you have to ambush an emu and grab a heap of its feathers and stick them in your hat. Pick related.
Levi Kelly
active or reserves? if youre active duty, what do you even do?
Dominic Peterson
is that a crown as a rank on the guy on the far left?
Aaron Collins
>national guard
>fucked up
Made the right decision.
>get to shoot civilians
>can still do airborne, air assault, ranger and SF
>turn up when you want
Mason Sanders
Yep. Hes a Warrant Officer. As opposed to a Major who has just a crown.
>Stay in ya box WO
As said the Captain
Cooper Gutierrez
Not in the the American Forces but reporting in.
Hudson Thompson
USN E-2 here.
Fuck the senior enlisted my bosses suck
Hudson White
what armed forces?
what rate and duty station?
Kevin Reed
It's so the same shit I did before the Army though. Only difference is that I make$200-$400 a month since my unit likes to go on drills. It's also pretty cool how were doing a month long drill in June.
Joshua Edwards
>rate
Personnel specialist
>duty station
Millington TN.
They're insane and take shore duty way too seriously. All they care about is themselves and their reputations- if you're not someone they like they treat you as an "out" and alienate you. If you're an "in" they force you to play kiss ass for leniency, gibs and evals. I'm probably not gonna make E-4 because they won't give me an ep/mp
Evan Perez
Hello i'm one of the guys you are supposed to be killing in the middle-east, because the kikes told you. Anyways hows it going?
David King
My unit's focused on making sure that spics don't get into the country illegally so you guys are good for now.
Charles Sullivan
Reservist in Canadian Army here
Lincoln Gutierrez
Military cunts are some of the worst types of normalfaggots to be around, at least in south USA. The amount of redneck jarheads I've had to suffer has made me promise myself to harm them in worse ways than death once I get on my feet.
Colton Howard
I met one of you guys that transferred over here to Canada, our ranking system confused the fuck out of him and all he had to do was catch up on weapons to be fully qualified.
Connor Lopez
US Army 11B reporting in.
Gavin Morgan
>having to be told what to do literally twenty-four seven
>neet personality
>implying military men just sit around drunk
>muh firearms
>muh right winger retardation
It's dogshit and a robot would not survive there. Only blatant normalniggers go into the military.
Caleb Richardson
>Canadian Army
What do you guys even do?
Mason Jackson
RAAF flying cuck here
>grew up on stories about my grandfather defending Darwin in a spitfire
>Uncle works off a small airstrip north of Adelaide
>visit him every few months
>learn to fly
>grades too shit to get a real job
>university.debtgeneration
>get license instead
>commercial air lining saturated beyond belief
>what does every fucker with no prospects do?
>enlist
>they suggest airforce because license
>why not.jpg
>basic training is a meme
>I'm getting paid for this lol
>2013
>operation OKRA
>haha fuck
and that's how I ended up flying a hornet over syria
quit in 2017 and have been going from shit job to shit job since
everyone who finds out seems to revere me as though I've done something great or meritable
>the feeling of flicking open the safe tab and pushing down on the yoke
>the shockwave of JSOWs turning city blocks to rubble
would lie if I said they didn't come back often
>inb4 man up ya cuck
yeah I know I should
Luis Torres
USN stationed in Guam, what up?
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