How fucked are Brits?

How fucked are Brits?

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Brit here. I guess a good side of our government being retarded is that they also don't know what VPNs are.

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Like all europeans, the brits are nothing more than peasants. They are neutered, cowed serfs who lost their rights, their independence, and their pride a long time ago. Pic related, limeys. Enjoy having government goons kick down your doors because you forgot to renew your butter knife license.

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This is ridiculous. It should be an opt in system.

Man I want to leave this fucking country.

Only normalfags who are too stupid to source porn from anywhere but major porn sites are fucked. It's a good thing that you're average dumbass phoneposter gets more retarded each passing year because then it keeps the heat off from other sources.

What are VPN?

>that moment when you have to use a vpn out of necessity.
Are you sure you live in a first world country m8?

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the scarcity of porn may make it more erotic again.

>Like all europeans
And where do you live?

Imagine willingly living in this shithole of a country

if you're there on vacation are you going to need a spank certificate as well?

Good, this should be done in all countries. Porn and fapping is a degenerate practice which weakens your mind and makes you apathetic and subserviant.

>to browse ... anonymously
Wait a sec, does this mean you can still browse but not "anonymously"?
What does this entail? Required personal accounts? Internet history lists sent to your door? Billboards in front of your house?
Someone please clarify because this is fucking hilarious. I mean, holy shit, I'm starting to believe those people who say we somehow fell on to another parallel timeline

Welcome to 1984, brits
>he doesn't have his shitposting loicense

I have a feeling a lot of VPNs will be on sale this april

You wouldn't even need a VPN, just TOR.

hehe thats me
moved for job to land of uggos

>to browse anonymously
wait... how is it anonymous if you are literally giving them money and saying, "hey i'm browsing porn" literally to their faces?

And you all called me crazy for stockpiling 4TB of porn from paysites.

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I love how Britian became the inferior country to the USA. Those pilgrims did the right thing by getting the fuck out of dodge.

This is the direction brit is going in
Anyone there is totally fucked

mfw just moved to brit today

You best get down to the corner shop to get your 'porn pass' lad

>year of our lord 2019
>needing porn and not being able to get aroused by/get off using your imagination alone
Anyways not a Britbong but I wonder how this will effect sites that are kind of in the grey area where adult content can be posted, but that's not the only thing posted on the site. Like fanfiction sites where there are normal ass stories and then also filthy written erotica. I mean it's not specifically a porn site.

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Right. I used to instinctively make fun of this. But why not? Porn addiction is a rock solid example of degeneracy. Regulate it. Ban it.

>TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS BIG GOV PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
Yeah, right. Funny how this is the one thing both the left and right have in common nowadays, for some reason they both grew to hate freedom. Mmm wonder who that benefits?

They ban porn because they "care" about you, only to bombard you all day with scantily clad women in media. Epic

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99% they just block the site through the ISP DNS
just change it to one of the free ones

>government restricts access to jew owned porn sites

based

Jow Forums is next, youre aware of that right?

>tfw Britshit
>parents HATE porn but are too stupid to do parental controls
>have been lobbying for this kind of regulation for years
>get mad at me for watching porn on occassion
>they know that this is happening
>they have told me they will not allow me to buy a porn card, so i won't be able to access my websites
>they have taken my wallet and replaced it with a small coin purse not big enough for a card
>last week they went through my room and covered up anything that could be used to store a card, for example nailing my drawers shut and super gluing all the pockets on my shirts
>won't be able to access porn after April 1st
>honestly considering suicide if Jow Forums is blocked
>parents have ordered me multiple board games so i can play them to amuse myself instead of using the internet
>but when they get the games they will remove all the cards so i can't hide anything in the deck, for example with Monopoly they are going to write all the chance cards text on a big piece of card for me to select from when i land on that square

i will be dead soon

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What better countries are there? Switzerland? I saw New Zealand once, but that will change within 10 days.

>filthy britbongers won't be able to shitpost without a loicense
based

>browse porn sites like Pornhub and YouPorn anonymously
>anonymously
So I don't have to pay?

Good. Porn jews desrve lead, not clicks.

agreed, brit posters are the worst. I swear i haven't met a brit that wasn't an insufferable autist

at least australians have funny shitposts sometimes

whatever that free http proxy site was, I'm sure it still exists

When does pork become illegal too?

>not having some degree of constant intrusive thoughts
you don't belong here

>at least australians have funny shitposts sometimes

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>Like fanfiction sites where there are normal ass stories and then also filthy written erotica. I mean it's not specifically a porn site.
Seriously! I read the visual novels on sadpanda all the time (strictly for enjoying the stories, none of the degeneracy) and I feel like I am being unrightfully targeted by this law

Will someone please clarify? Not being able to browse anonymously does NOT mean not able to browse at all.

Would this affect Jow Forums? Would this be flagged since there is porn on it? I suppose being off r9k would do me some good

You'll be restricted to 4channel

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Just stop watching porn bro, isnt doing any good to you

>>parents have ordered me multiple board games so i can play them to amuse myself instead of using the internet
>>but when they get the games they will remove all the cards so i can't hide anything in the deck, for example with Monopoly they are going to write all the chance cards text on a big piece of card for me to select from when i land on that square

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>Jow Forums has pornography
>britbongs will need ID to access Jow Forums
>britbongs will get arrested for shitposting
Rip

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Porn is not a necessity you fucking degenerate

not at all, it's just "reporters" are tech illiterates, it's host side not a burden of ISPs so pornhub etc will just redirect UK users to france and then the end user won't need a pass

it's only applicable to UK hosted sites that're estimated to be a primarily porn site, Jow Forums doesn't hit any of the criteria for the block

Jow Forums will be included. What, you think gif and hc don't count?

Presumably the USA, which is unfortunately going to go the exact same way if Yang wins.

It won't at first but it'll open the flood gates for more restriction and censorship, this is just the beginning. That meme image of packaged tiers for accessing various sites is becoming reality.

Fucking incels BTFO

Publically shaming people into not watching porn is unironically a good thing.

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it's only commercial porn sites like pornhub.
Jow Forums would fall under "social media" which isn't effected by the law

>not going to a friends to download porn onto a computer

I hope you're underage. What kind of adult lets his parents dictate and micromanage every aspect of his life like that?

*cough cough* vpn *cough cough*

>>they have taken my wallet and replaced it with a small coin purse not big enough for a card
dying

opera vpn should be fine and is free

Let this be bait ffs

WHat it's just a silly little joke story. Why have you people warped the meaning of "bait"?

If you can pirate software, you can certainly pirate porn.

Just use tor you ducking retards

>implying it isn't the next thing bongs will ban

This will definitely work.It is like how no one does drugs here because they are illegal.

OI M8 U GOTTA LICENSE TO BE HAVING THAT WANK

Kek.
OI M8 DO U 'AVE A LOICENSE FOR THOSE THOUGHTS?

What happens when they realise that you have a prison wallet?

>From the US
>Met a girl while studying/working in the UK
>We were planning on getting married
>She decided that she wouldn't move here and that if I wanted to be with her, I'd need to move there
>Try to explain to her that the UK is a shit country
>We break up
>I can access all the porn I want
>I can actually afford to buy a house and not live a shit life

Dodged a bullet lads.

To be honest, they are completely fucked. Not quite as cucked as a place like Sweden, but pretty close.

Oi, you got a loi-cense for that wank, laddo?

Britain is absolutely fucked. Glad I wasn't born a bong.