/r9gay/ - #653

i don't mind hair at all
become enlightened

r9gay poster reveals his bad taste
more at 11

He unironically looks like
>that kid who never washed and never spoke
In school
He's ugly!

>tfw have bf who looks exactly like this

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????????????????
how are hairy legs gross? are you prison?

>tfw no unwashed, shy bf who looks exactly like that
I can't take it!

A-user i
i didint know.

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>tfw even the biggest fucking barn around here is more attractive
Im fucking lucky!

Kek these chad images just keep getting more and more insane

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You have my genuine condolences.

wish i was gay. gays seem to be more fun.

you wish you looked that good

>drink milk
>Stomach instantly begins to hurt like a motherfucker
>Get diarrhea

AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IVE NEVER HAD LACTOSE INTOLERANCE WHY DOES IT HAPPEN NOW

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Just be happy and true to yourself user

>tfw he did it first
Krol pomaranczy!

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oh, maybe i worded that badly. i'm happy. it's just that straight people are boring to be around (for the most part).

Oh i see
gay people tend to be more open and honest so maybe thats why
I don't know for sure though

I'd say gays are generally more comfortable around eachother than straights are due to afraid of being seen as gay, ironically

Worrying about being called gay is the silliest thing there is honestly

That's funny, the same thing happened to me a few days ago, I though the milk was spoiled or something.

can i have my depressed suicidal bf pls

How do I go about sucking my brother's dick?
I've been on and off with my bisexual part for a decade now. So there was that one story from the past when I was about 16 years old.
I've just randomly asked my brother "would you suck my dick" and he said "yes" and went ahead and sucked it. We were both under the blanket and all, and I don't remember exactly how it happened, but it did happen. I also sucked his dick a bit. Then I asked him whether he wants to swallow and he said no. I think I ended up cumming in my pants that day shortly after the blowjob.

Fast forward to almost a decade from then. I'm currently going through the gay phase again with all the trannies around and shit. I've been constantly thinking of sucking a dick, but I'm too much of a pussy to do it with a stranger. I'm currently just eating my own precum sometimes and usually getting off to either tranny or some solo gay porn.
The tricky part is that I see how my brother masturbates and he does it almost every single day. We sit facing each other but behind the monitors of course, except his desk doesn't have that panel on the back, so I can clearly see whenever he masturbates (though can't see the dick because it's too dark).

So it made me thinking, how can I ask him to suck his dick?
One plan I had is to ask him whenever he's horny and starts jerking off or in the middle of it. But the problem is that unless I'm horny (and I'm fairly asexual, I jerk off once a week maybe) I probably won't do that. So we have to be mutually horny or something.
Also I'm not sure what would happen if he refuses and then tells the mom (he's in a good relationships with her, me not really). That'd be very awkward because I don't want to come out as gay or something.

Any ideas?

this is literally just a guy though? what makes him a ladyboy? looks like a regular guy's body.

i.4cdn.org/r9k/1552946601249.webm

thanks dickhead I clicked on this expecting a clothed man but now my dad saw me watching a fucking naked guy and he'll think im gay

uh, that doesn't answer my question...

>tfw no streamsniper bf

Today I went to the store for the first time in months and a kid saw and he started to cry

god i wish i had a bf

i wish i had a god bf

i wish god had a bf

god i WlSH i had a bf

i god

bf god

iblan youtube.com/watch?v=T06OToVOsbk&feature=youtu.be

>tfw no rich bf to buy me a bad dragon
why live

>tfw no poor bf to send me images of his dick and audios of him masturbating for me to jerk off
why live

>thinking your bf would allow you to ruin your boyhole with a bd

>implying it's would ruin me
that's not how it works reeee

he would clearly wear the bd while pounding him so hard that his stomach buldges like in that one video

this desu fuck BD stomach bulges are so hot I really want to hilt a huge toy and feel it through my belly

hold my hand and float back to the summer time

>5'9
>Fucked up teeth
>Skinny fat
>Deep monotone voice

I'm never getting a submissive goth/punk bf to cuddle and smoke weed with, am I?

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>Deep monotone voice
vocaroo plz

>and smoke weed with
You'll never get a bf degenerate

weed is fucking gay

I want a pure hearted, none slutty bottom boyfriend...

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>tfw 5'6
>tfw my voice is too deep to be cute so i never moan or anything
fucking WHY AM I THIS SMOL WITHOUT THE QT VOICE TO MATCH

>pure hearted, none slutty bottom
wtf literally me

>i never moan or anything
these sex-havers are getting crafty now

>pure hearted
>bottom

all tops are mean

you know you love it, don't lie

>tfw no bottom bf to be mean to

No, I don't, fuck off toptard

i told you not to lie
keep up the sass and i'm getting my belt

>tfw no the only top in the thread so all the bottoms would swarm me

>implying this tread has something and it isn't a bunch of attention starved larpers

been shagging women over the last 3 months. been interesting.

i just ate a whole bag of chips again and i feel like shit
i have an unhealthy addiction somebody please take these chips away from me
im not even fat

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what kinda chips

If you're healthy there's no problem.
Beating yourself for nothing like this is anorexia.

ruffles all dressed, they're gross but really good at the same time
the problem isn't the calories, the problem is that eating so many chips gives me a headache and makes me feel shitty in the stomach i really wish i had self control
i just won't buy chips from now on desu

user if you already sucked your brother's dick and so did he, and apparently both of you are okay with jerking off in front of each other, I'd suggest that whenever you're horny, bring on the table the story about when you sucked him, something like ''remember when I sucked your dick? I kinda wanna try this again'' while maybe fondling his penis to get him in the mood, he looks like an easily aroused person and someone who jerks off this often is probably craving something like that, that's your best chances of getting what you want, if he refuses you can insist for a bit and then just abandon and keep the invitation open so that he gets the time to think about the pleasure this would get him.
Overall I think we need more detail about your shota relationship with your bro but keep us updated about the evolution

is it okay to be bi

I'm afraid of him turning me down if he isn't aroused at the moment.
Also we don't openly jerk off in front of each other. He doesn't know that I can see him jerking off every day. And I usually jerk off at night when I'm sure that everyone are asleep so that there's no random awkward situations.

people moan when they jerk off sometimes and use dildos, pal. i stifle my moans cuz hearing my voice turns me off

Then again if you're too afraid for him to refuse you can go when he's jerking off (if you're horny) tell him that seeing him jerking off turned you on and you want to suck his dick like back in the day, I highly doubt he will refuse and even if he does just tell him something like ''okay, forget what I said let's never talk about that again'' that probably sounds like a bad porn scene but if you want something you gotta go and get it

Looks like my neet days are at an end, I start wage slavery tomorrow. Maybe at least I'll meet a cute guy...

>tfw no bf to do the bf things with

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Work was rubbish but videogames with frens is soooo good

what kind of bf things are we talkin user?

Of you're talking about hugs, comfy cuddling while watching movies, being the little spoon while sleeping and raw hardcore anal sex then I feel you

I'm filled with sorrow when I cook or bake and have no guy I love to share it with. Cooking for one's family or even the rare times I've done it for others simply isn't the same.

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Holding hands, talking to each other, reading books together, etc
That's nice too

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>tfw no bf who can cook me nice meals for when I return from my wageslave job

how gay to do you act irl? From like 10 being a flaming campy limp wrist faggot that screams 'I love cock' to a 1 being so closet no one knows or even suspects.

7 im a pretty big faggot

Probably like a 2. The only reason I'm not a 1 is because I don't feign interest in women. I've thought about having my eyebrows done and doing some other minor stuff that might bump me up to a 3, but ultimately won't.

I don't want to be anything remotely close to stereotypical or flamboyant.
But I do understand the perks of being that way are that it's easier to attract the attention of other gays. Not worth it and it's not who I am. I will never get a bf.

I just want someone to do stuff with like paintball or whatever
and also lose my virginity to uwu

how dare you steal my pic from the 25+ thread and keep posting it here

>tfw no bf willing to work with me to find out if I'm a top or bottom.

Any tops here who are ok being the little spoon? I'm probably physically smaller and definitely a bottom, but I want to be the one doing the hugging. I don't know if guys are into that or not.

Normal masculine straight-acting dude that's never had a girlfriend or expressed much interest in women. So probably like a 4. I'm not overtly gay but it's becoming increasingly obvious at this point.

sure, i wouldn't stop you if you have a burning passion for it

Probably a solid 4. I'm a gentle person with a soft voice, and something about the way I type means people keep mistaking me for a girl or something, idk how. I don't think I look or act gay at all but I also don't act all gruff and manly like other people here do so maybe it sticks out more.

Is the pennsylvania user from last thread here? We should totally talk.
do mind that im a half breed though

Not gonna lie I'd actually enjoy that, I've got a huge soft spot for hugging and that would just make me happy so if you're into that as well that's double gain

danish bf danish bf danish bf danish bf!

No one has ever figured it out on their own. The only people I know are ones that I've told, and even then they never bothered to ask cuz I don't seem gay. I don't pretend to like girls either tho so it's weird. Just a smol twinkboi that plays vidya and stays in and stuff so 2 i guess

>blood pressure high again
>can't fap without getting a pounding headache

I'm too poor to go the doctor or get any meds so it looks like I'm gonna have to suffer.